Kat Von D

Here it is, the moment fans of TLC's Miami Ink and LA Ink have long been pining for. Well, at least we imagine so. Kat Von D, the hard-rocking tattoo artist who starred and stars on the aforementioned series, also appears in many a male fantasy.

So what's not to love about a picture of Kat Von D, naked in all her glory ...

A voluptuous, nude Kat Von D ... with some lucky guy.

God bless Kat Von D, nude or not. Not only is she one foxy mama, she is one bad-ass chick, and always keeps the drama in full supply on her show. Girl can whip up some pretty awesome tats as well. No wonder all celebrities turn to her for their ink.

Getting her own reality TV show has made it tremendously hard for the average tattoo lover to get inked up by the infamous Kat Von D, but the voluptuous and gregarious artist says those patiently waiting will be rewarded.

What's more, according to Kat Von D, they won't even have to worry about big, oft-tatted celebrities like Angelina Jolie or Travis Barker cutting in line.

"She doesn't get a pass to the front of the line," Kat Von D, who was on Miami Ink and now stars in TLC's reality TV series LA Ink, tells Steppin' Out magazine.

"In fact, I'd probably tattoo my sister before I'd tattoo her."

Kat Von D: Tattoo artist to the stars... and commoners, too.

No word on whether Kat and Alex "Orbi" Orbison - the son of Roy Orbison and the drummer of Whitestarr (which also features Cisco Adler) - are still dating.

Which self-respecting guy doesn't secretly lust for a bad girl? Kat Von D, the star of TLC's "Miami Ink" and "LA Ink," screams bad ass with her raven-colored hair, love for rock and heavy metal and more tattoos than you could possibly count.

Not only is Kat Von D a hard-partying wild child with a hot body (though every inch of it being covered in tats might be a slight turn-off for uptight guys), she's a gifted tattoo artist to boot. What's not to love?

Since she began the hottest spinoff on TV in LA Ink (eat your heart out, Private Practice), the wild side of the former Miami Ink co-star has really taken hold.

As if she weren't inked up enough, Kat and her boyfriend just got matching tattoos with each other's names on them - and they've only been dating a month!

While most would wait more than a few weeks to tag their lover's name onto their skin for life, the LA Ink hottie and her long haired, Shaggy-like boyfriend showed off the new tats at a Rolling Stone Hot Party last week.

Perhaps a second, tattoo-removal spinoff is in the works for Kat Von D?

In really random news, the boyfriend in question is Alexander Orbie Lee Kelton Orbison, son of Roy Orbison and drummer for Cisco Adler's band, Whitestarr.

Also interestingly, Kat Von D was on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" last week and actually said she'd never tattoo a boyfriend's name on her clients if it were a new relationship. Someone doesn't follow her own good advice!