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North West may almost be here, folks.

Photos of North West, that is, as a new report suggests that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are nearing a decision on just how to present their daughter to the world for the first time.

Kimye Holding Hands

Sources tell TMZ that it's true: Kim and Kanye turned down a tabloid offer of $3 million in exchange for the initial set of North West pics.

They also contemplated selling the images and donating all money to charity, as Brangelina once did.

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North West.

It's an odd name, even the most ardent of Kim Kardashian supporters must agree.

But in a new clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we get an idea of why Kim and Kanye West went with this moniker for their young daughter.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Strolling

See, they were thinking about a K name, but... "then they'll call us the KKK," Kim told her siblings (aboard a yacht in Greece, of course) a few months ago in footage captured by E!

Watch the family debate various possibilities now and then wonder along with us, THGers: Where are those Kim Kardashian baby photos?!?

What do you think of the name North West?

 

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It seems Kanye West may have learned a duplicitous thing or two from Kris Jenner.

A week after Jenner fooled the world with a fake photo of North West, a new report alleges that West wants to take this idea a step further:

Body doubles all around!

Kim Kardashian with Kanye West, Walking

Is that really you, Kim and Kanye?!?

"It may seem slightly paranoid, but he's deadly serious about it," a source tells Now Magazine. "Kanye's terrified they could be the target of a kidnap attempt - or worse. There are a lot of crazy people out there and he keeps saying he'll do whatever it takes to keep his family safe."

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The family that sleeps together stays together. Or so Kim Kardashian hopes.

While the world continues to wait for North West photos to hit the Internet, an insider tells Us Weekly that things are quiet between Kim, her baby and her baby daddy in public... because things are quiet for them at home.

Kimye in NYC

"Kanye, Kim and North always take naps together," the source says. "The three of them cuddle and just hang out."

AWWWW! That's downright adorable!

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As any new parent knows all too well, when it comes to changing a newborn baby's diapers, it's a dirty job, but hey, somebody's gotta do it.

That somebody is not Kanye West, however.

Yeez

Since welcoming daughter North West with girlfriend Kim Kardashian in June, countless reports have said 'Ye is "hands-on" and "embracing" fatherhood.

Just not that hands-on when it comes to embracing dirty diapers.

"He's not changing diapers, ever," an insider revealed this week.

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Note to all of those holding your breath in anticipation of Kim Kardashian baby photos:

You might want to exhale. It could be awhile.

Sources tell Us Weekly that Kim and Kanye West have actually turned down a $3 million offer from an Australian magazine and may legitimately withhold little North West from public viewing for the foreseeable future.

Kim Kardashian with Kanye West, Walking

"Kanye's been adamant about not having the baby on [Keeping Up with the Kardashians]," an insider tells the magazine. "He was serious when he said North isn't America's baby, so he may not do anything."

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Ever since Kim Kardashian's first child came into the world through her vagina - known from this day forward as the North West passage - we have wondered:

What will the spawn of Kim and Kanye West look like?

Kim Kardashian Baby Projection

Even before Thursday's Kim Kardashian baby name reveal, insiders were reporting that she “looks just like Kim,” so that’s a good thing, probably. Maybe.

It may be awhile until North West makes her public debut. Her arrival five weeks before Kim's due date no doubt threw a wrench into the Kards' PR machine.

When the celebrity couple will release the first official pics of their bundle of joy, and how many millions they will collect for doing so, we can not say.

What we can do is speculate ... and compile a hilarious collection of projected images of what the Internet envisions little North West will look like.

Follow the jump for UNofficial photos galore!!

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Baby North West and parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have left the hospital, while the new mom issued her first comment since giving birth.

Kanye Kardashian

After Ryan Seacrest emailed to say, "Yay! Congrats my darling, you're a mommy!" Kardashian responded with "Cant believe it! It's so crazy!"

And that's just about it from the new mother.

Nearly a week after giving birth and enduring some delivery room drama, plus rampant Kim Kardashian baby name rumors, the family is home.

Where is home for the two of them, exactly?

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Five days after Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl, the new arrival's name has been revealed at last ... and it's guaranteed to surprise their fans.

North West! Or Nori for short! Seriously!

Kimye Photograph

A close source added that the "birth certificate is already out," and that the little baby girl, born five weeks early on Saturday, has no middle name.

Just North West, people. Represent.

"They will call her Nori for short," says a family insider, who denied the seemingly fitting Kaidence Donda West rumor earlier in the week.

Looks like Kaidence, while unique, was still too conventional. Kimye shocked everyone with the mere fact that the baby name does not start with K!

In any case, Lil North was born ahead of schedule June 15 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, and everybody is healthy and happy.

Thrown off and scrambling to monetize this, but healthy and happy.

What do you think of the name North West?

 

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