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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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From the moment she walked down the aisle, there have rumors that Kim Kardashian is miserable in her marriage to Kanye West.

According to sources, things started off poorly with a "boring" honeymoon in Ireland, and have only gotten worse from there.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

Insiders have claimed that Kanye controls Kim's every move, even when he's thousands of miles away on tour. 

So how is the reality star coping with the possibility of a third marriage coming to an end? Is it drugs? Alcohol? Retail therapy?

No Kim is handling the stress with something that could be far more destructive to her career: ice cream and pasta!

Yes, Star magazine reports that Kim is burying her marital woes with food, and family and friends are said to be concerned about the effect her expanding waistline may have on her relationship...to say nothing of her public image.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Ever since her wedding in May, there have been rumors that Kim Kardashian is miserable in her marriage to Kanye West.

The news is sad, but not terribly surprising, as it's hard to imagine that two of the world's largest egos could peacefully co-exist side-by-side.

According to a new report from Radar Online, however, it's not Kim and Kanye's dueling senses of self-importance that's causing their marital woes, as Kanye won that battle right out of the gate and has been micro-managing every aspect of Kim's life ever since.

Kim and Kanye: Shopping in Paris
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are helping the economy in Paris in this photo. They're on a shopping spree.

"Kim feels trapped," says a source close to the couple. "She does not have control over her own life anymore and has become extremely frustrated."

Kanye, of course, is not a man who goes in for half-measures, so when he decided to take over Kim's life, he went full-blown James Bond-stalker all-in:

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If you're Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, you kan't be too careful kareful.

Following news that this woman has paid over $30,000 to look like Kardashian, insiders claim the famous couple has spent over $800,000 on a body double for daughter North West.

"There were auditions held in L.A. at a specialist agency," a source tells Grazia. "They also hired a body double nanny, who they hope will really throw the paps off the scent."

Does this seem excessive? Yes and no.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Last week, there were rumors that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are "miserable" in their new lives together. 

Today, we receive word that Kim is struggling desperately to salvage the troubled marriage...by drastically altering her personality in order to please her new husband.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

"Kim has completely morphed into the person that Kanye envisioned her to be," a source tells Radar Online. "She's changed. From demanding Kim overhaul her wardrobe, to making her hang out with his friends, Kanye has completely taken over her life."

"He constantly scrutinizes Kim, and she's constantly walking on eggshells around him," the insider adds. "She begins every sentence with, 'Kanye thinks so and so'...The light and joy in her eyes is gone."

The anonymous friend of Kim's says her marriage to Kanye is the complete opposite of one her earlier relationships:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than seven weeks ago, but sources say they're already "miserable" and have spent just ten days together since exchanging vows.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

The trouble reportedly began on Kim and Kanye's Irish honeymoon, where Kim was bored constantly and the newlyweds cut their trip short due to her displeasure:

"Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon," says one insider. "She didn't like the cooler damp climate and the lack of high end designer stores...Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!"

Hilariously, Kim's list of rumored gripes includes a complaint that the castle Kanye booked for their stay was "too big."

Somehow, things only got worse on Kim and Kanye's second honeymoon:

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have gone all-out for North West's first birthday, but across the Internet, many have been critical of tjhe A-list couple's casual approach to parenting.

Fans on Twitter have dubbed Kimye's daughter "Ignori" or "Norphan" and several users have apparently made it their mission to publicly call Kim out as a negligent mom.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

Online hate for North's newlywed parents reached an all-time high last week as Kim and Kanye traveled the globe, sometimes separate from one another, often leaving their daughter in the care of nannies and family members.

At one point, Kim even placed North on a cross-country flight without her, so that she would be free to join Kanye in Europe.

Needless to say, that decision caused many to question the claim that Kim is a "strict" mom who's involved in every aspect of her daughter's life.

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For his 35th birthday, Kim Kardashian bought Kanye West a Lamborghini for a cool $750,000. 

So yeah, she raised the bar pretty darn high, very early in their relationship. Now that Kim and Kanye are married how will the new bride top herself?!

Well, let's just say you'll be thoroughly shocked by how much Mrs. West spent on her husband's birthday present:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

$19.99. Though, to be fair, there was probably some sales tax and maybe even shipping costs added on.

Yes, Kim's clever solution to the problem of what to buy the man who has everything was to buy him something that can't be found in stores...at least for a couple more months:

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Somehow, some way... Kim Kardashian has found time to go on a second honeymoon.

How does she fit so many vacations into her busy work schedule?!?

Following a quick trip to Ireland after their wedding in Florence late last month, sources now confirm to Us Weekly that Kim and Kanye West are staying at a private residence in Punta Mita.

Kimye Says Cheese

Because they had to attend the nuptials of some friends a couple weeks ago, the couple's original honeymoon only lasted a few days.

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Well, here we go. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than two weeks ago and already there's trouble in paradise. 

Radar Online reports that Kanye was not pleased with the fact that daughter North was briefly made visible to peasants during the couple's highly-publicized wedding.

"Kim and Kanye have been arguing over all the exposure North got during the wedding," says a source. 

"He was frustrated the baby was in public so much and he wants to make sure that now that all of those festivities are over that she's protected."

Yeezy reportedly beefed up security in the days following the wedding, but not for the typical Kanye control-freak reasons:

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