Last night, Kim Kardashian tried to "break the Internet" with a photo of her bulbous behind, and we may have figured her motivation.
It's possible Kim thought that if she was able to destroy our communications infrastructure with the power of her oiled-up ass then the world might never find out that she met her husband, Kanye West, while participating in a threesome!
Sadly, her strategy failed, as the ever-reliable In Touch magazine is spreading the word on Kim and Kanye's meet-cute orgy through the power of print:
The tabloid claims that Kim was dating a "longtime boyfriend" (which really narrows it down) when Kanye invited her to join him and another woman who "happened to also be famous" in what the French call le menage a trois.
Kim showed up and got down, and now - the tabloid ridiculously claims - Kanye threatens to tell the world about the three-way whenever Kim gets out of line.