by Hilton Hater at

Kanye West turns 36 years old today and it's rather clear what the rapper needs as a gift:

Some serious shut-eye.

Over the next month or so, the rapper will release a new album (on June 18) and will welcome a baby into the world alongside Kim Kardashian.

Kimye Abroad

Okay, granted. According to certain reports, Kanye won't exactly be along Kim's side for the birth of his little girl. But still.

When will the man sleep? Aside from when his dreadfully boring baby mama talks?

Send your best birthday wishes to Kanye now, along with recommendations on the best ways to catch some Zzzzs. He's gonna need em!

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by Hilton Hater at

Kanye West turns 35 years old today, and we all know how the rapper will celebrate: By marrying Kim Kardashian!

Okay, probably not.

But the artist's relationship with the busty (seriously, look at the following photo!) reality star has dominated all coverage of West for weeks now. Is this really the same guy who used to stand out for his scandalous quotes and catchy beats? And now he's been reduced to desperate cliche of dating Kim Kardashian for publicity? So very sad...

In Cannes

Other celebrities celebrating birthdays today include Keenen Ivory Wayans (54), Joan Rivers (79) and Jerry Stiller (85).

But of course it all comes back to Kanye, the man who once ranted that he is treated like Hitler. Send him your birthday wishes now and click through the following photo montage in his honor...

  • Kanye West and Kim Kardashia in Cannes
  • Dapper Kanye West
  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Love!
  • Kanye Smiles
  • Studious Kanye
  • In Hot Pink
  • Kanye in NYC
  • Kanye the Ass
  • Wasted Kanye
  • BET Awards Couple
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by Free Britney at

Kanye West turns 33 years old today. Happy birthday, man!

The acclaimed rapper is best known for the following things:

  • A uniquely evolving hip-hop style and lyrical mastery unmatched by other artists in his genre, winning widespread praise from critics and fans alike
  • Being an egomaniac hothead capable of flying off the handle at any moment, a pattern culminating in his hijacking Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs
  • Pounding the crap out of the CAPS LOCK key
  • Dating Alexis Phifer and Amber Rose

Through it all, Kanye's always been a unique personality and performer - one whose next outrageous comments and amazing beats are always eagerly awaited.

West is and hopefully will continue to be one of our favorite entertainers both on and off the hip-hop stage. As a birthday tribute, click to enlarge more photos ...

  • A Kanye West Photo
  • Kanye is OK!
  • Friends with Fur
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