by Free Britney at . Comments

When it came to Kim Kardashian marrying Kanye West over the weekend, the New York Post opted for a different angle than most major media outlets.

Not only was the report buried inside the paper, and only a few paragraphs long, its headline was "ALERT (yawn): Kimye weds" and this was all it said:

Kimye Wedding Article

"Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday." Sort of says it all right there.

The Post also lists Kim as "sex tape star" - not inaccurate, considering how the Kim Kardashian sex tape launched her career - and West as "egoist."

Their nuptials, the venerable paper observes, was opulent enough for Florence's Medici Dynasty, yet tacky enough for reality TV. And that's really about it.

Of course, the Post is totally having its Kimye wedding cake and eating it too, as its classic non-story has been preceded by many legitimate ones.

Many legitimate ones. Her last wedding was front page news, and it's not like they eschew all things Kim on a daily basis. Just the same, so well played.

Reader reactions ranged from positive to ... okay, all positive. A sampling:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian wedding picture are here!!!

Not wedding picture from the actual event, no. We didn't feel like paying Kim and Kanye West a few million dollars for the exclusive rights to those images.

But the couple did include a photo booth on site in Florence, giving Kimye wedding guests a chance to pose with the bride and groom at various points yesterday.

Those who have unveiled their pictures via Instagram include musician Tony Williams, designer Tracey Mills and family member Kendall Jenner. Go inside the Event of the Century now...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

Among other details that have leaked out regarding Kim and Kanye's nuptials...

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially husband and wife.

Kimye and their many guests celebrated the union with a rehearsal dinner at the Palace of Versailles last night before taking private jets to Florence, Italy on Saturday.

The wedding was held at the Forte di Belvedere and those on hand included big names such as Jay Z, John Legend, Carmelo Anthony and of course, Kim's giant celebrity family.

Her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, walked the bride down the aisle.

Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle
Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She's topless!

Rich Wilkerson Jr., a pastor from Miami, performed the ceremony, while longtime Kardashian family friend and celebrity event planner Sharon Sacks planned the nuptials.

In addition to planning this once-in-a-lifetime event, Sacks also created Kim's baby shower and wedding to Kris Humphries just a few short years ago.

Before the ceremony, 'Ye was reportedly (and adorably) the typical nervous groom, swigging obsessively from a bottle of water and unable to stand still.

"It was funny how nervous he was," a friend said of the rapper, normally known for playing it cool. "He clearly knew the gravity of what he was about to do."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kanye West surprised Kim Kardashian at the couple's rehearsal dinner last night by bringing Lana Del Ray out to perform.

But Lana Del Ray apparently surprised Kanye right back, arriving a bit late and forcing the rapper to kill some time... by gushing over his bride-to-be.

"Kanye kept making the cutest remarks to her," an onlooker tells Us Weekly. "He said, 'It's amazing to look around this room, there are so many talented people... 'Kim's way more beautiful than I am talented.' It was so sweet -- he said a couple adorable things like that."

The witness went on to say Kimye "seemed so happy."

  • Rehearsal Dinner Pic
  • Kimye Rehearsal Dinner Photo

The dinner took place at the Palace of Versailles, but today's ceremony will go down at Florence's Forte di Belvedere in Italy.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The Kimye wedding weekend is officially underway.

Hundreds of guests reportedly descended tonight at the Palace of Versailles for a rehearsal dinner that included a performance Lana Del Rey, whose music was used to score Kanye West’s proposal to Kim Kardashian in October.

  • Lana Del Rey Performs for Kimye
  • Kimye Rehearsal Dinner Photo

Guests - who convened around 7 p.m. local time - included Jonathan Cheban, Simon Huck, Rick Rubin, Guy Oseary, Gunnar Peterson, Harley Pasterna and Alber Elbaz.

They had to pass through a security checkpoint and were then driven across a cobblestone courtyard to a gilded gate… where horses and riders stood at attention.

Those in attendance were treated to a seven-minute fireworks display.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Jay Z might be Kanye West's best man at his wedding that's now just hours away, but it seems Yeezy's mentor is less than impressed with the dizzying media circus that Kimye calls a wedding.

A source tells Radar Online that Jay mocks Kim and Kanye behind their backs and is distancing himself from the wedding preparations as much as he can.

Jay Z and Kanye West Photo

"Jay thinks the entire Kimye wedding is a joke and it's been blown way out of proportion," says the insider.

Think so, Jay? What was your first clue? The round-the-clock press coverage or the French royalty-themed rehearsal dinner?

"He likes Kim and Kanye," the source adds. "But totally talks smack behind their backs. When he was asked about the wedding, he just laughed and said, 'The circus goes to Paris!'"

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Over the past few weeks, Kim Kardashian has remaining surprisingly quiet when it comes to her own wedding ceremony.

And now we may know why: she allegedly has no clue what's about to take place!

Kardashian enjoyed a bachelorette party with close friends and relatives last night in Paris, but an insider tells TMZ the reality star is actually clueless about most things in life the details of her actual nuptials to Kanye West.

The rapper has taken charge of the big day tomorrow and plans to surprise his baby mama with the Wedding of The Century.

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By now, with the Wedding of the Century just days away, we have a fairly good idea of which stars are on the Kim Kardashian wedding guest list.

Her best friend Jonathan Cheban will be there. Brittney Gastineau is also on board. Jay Z is expected to serve as Kanye West's Best Man.

But with only 100 guests or so expected to attend, the list of those who did NOT snag an invite may be more interesting to many Kimye followers.

We already know that Kardashian's half-brother Brody Jenner will stay home because he did not earn a plus-one for girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter.

Such is life in an enormous family. Even this one.

So here's a look at other big names, all of whom were on the guest list when Kim married Kris Humphries (remember him?!?), who won't be flying to Paris or Italy for the weekend:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

As though the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding wasn't going to be enough of an obnoxiously lavish affair, details of Friday night's rehearsal dinner have emerged and, as you may have guessed - it will be insanely over-the-top!

While the Palace of Versaille rejected Kim and Kanye's wedding bid, officials will reportedly allow the power couple to host their rehearsal dinner in the iconic chateau. 

Rumor has it, Kim and Yeezy are asking guests at the dinner to dress in a style befitting their historic surroundings, and are requiring everyone in attendance to dress in the style of French royalty.

Kimye didn't specify what era of French royal garb they're looking for, so it's possible that some of their family and friends will go all-in with Louis XIV-style powdered wigs, while others will cop out, put on a suit and tie and claim they're dressed as Jerry Lewis. He's like French royalty, right?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In case you somehow haven't heard, the long-awaited Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding will take place on Saturday and Kim and Ye have been in Paris all week in preparation. 

Also in Paris all week: crappy weather! And Kim is reportedly growing very concerned that it will rain on her wedding day, which would be totally ironic (but only if you don't know what that word means):

Kim Kardashian: Rain in Paris Photo

Sources tell Us Weekly that the recent wet weather in the City of Lights has started to seriously dampen Kim's spirits. 

Kim and her wedding guests took in the sights on a stormy night earlier this week, and Kim was reportedly heard to remark, "I hope the rain doesn't ruin my wedding."

No one wants walk down the aisle on a gloomy day, but given the reported cost of the KImye wedding, Kim has a few million extra reasons to be worried.

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