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Less than two weeks after the much-hyped Kimye wedding, Kim Kardashian arrived in LA yesterday with her new husband nowhere to be seen.

Kanye is scheduled to headline the X Games in Austin, but those don't begin until Thursday, a fact that leaves many wondering why the very newly married couple is already traveling separately.

Well, it may have something to do with the fact that Kanye somehow thought his glamorous wife would enjoy a honeymoon spent in the gloomiest, most secluded regions of Ireland.

The Daily Mail reports that Kim and Kanye's honeymoon was a disaster that included such non-Kim-like activities as mountain biking on muddy trails and touring the bleak working-class town of Portlaoise. Does Kanye not know who he married?

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Move over, Rahm Emanuel. And make room for... Mayor Yeezus?

With Emanuel's approval rating hovering around 29 percent, and with under a year to go until the next Mayoral election in Chicago, local artist/writer Ben Shepard has thrown his support around someone not quite in the race:

Mr. Kim Kardashian himself.

Shepard has created Kanye4mayor.org, a website that states how and why “Mayor West could lead a movement to make [Chicago] the best city in the world.

Why, you might wonder, would a resident want someone in charge who thinks Kardashian is the ideal celebrity?

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are on their honeymoon in Ireland.

But the real question remains this: Is Kanye West also on Kim Kardashian herself... unprotected sex style?!?

Multiple reports claim the rapper is eager to give daughter North West a sibling and wants to get the procreating job done ASAP, but Kardashian is more hesitant.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Pic

According to Star Magazine, Kim shocked her new husband by saying she "has no plans" to get knocked up any time soon, a statement that allegedly made West "furious."

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Let it be known: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are more Liked than Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

The following photo of Kimye on the couple's wedding day has surpassed one from January of Justin and Selena to become the most Liked picture in the history of Instagram.

At the moment, it has received user approval 1.93 million times.

Kim Kardashian Kisses Kanye West!

The image of Bieber and Gomez cuddling, which marked their (temporary) return as a couple a few months ago, racked up 1.82 million Likes.

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Was Kim Kardashian actually humiliated on her wedding day? Probably not.

But The New York Post has come out with the most detailed account yet of this reality star's nuptials to Kanye West... and if even half of these items are true, everyone in charge of this debacle should be mortified.

According to Page Six of that newspaper, the following all took place on Saturday in Florence:

Kimye got married on a ridge atop the Forti di Belvedere, meaning everything associated with the ceremony had to be hoisted via giant crane.

The bathrooms were housed in a 49-foot tall gold box that was placed alongside the dinner tables and described by one Italian as “the star of the show.” Many referred to the contraption as the Gold Toilet Tower.

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner are right: the Kimye wedding was amazing!

Due to the gorgeous Kim Kardashian wedding dress and photos and the vows she exchanged with Kanye West that guaranteed these two would remain together for life?

Not exactly.

The nuptials instead led to a number of amazing parodies and jokes, from unexpected sources such as The New York Post and its Kimye wedding announcement... to a sports club bringing up Kris Humphries... to Mad Magazine doing what it does best:

Making us laugh. 

Mad Magazine Kimye Spoof

As seen above, the publication will be releasing a pull-out poster in its next issue, one that is a play on Bride of Frankenstein and that makes up quotes from Humphries and Ray J.

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Lana Del Rey sang at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's rehearsal dinner, performing her hit "Young and Beautiful," which is reportedly a favorite of Kim's.

No surprise that Kim loves a ditty about outer beauty, what is surprising is that despite rumors that Lana received a massive payday fro the event, the singer claims she actually performed for free!

TMZ cameras caught up with Lana at LAX recently where she politely explained that there's no truth to reports that she received $2.8 million to singe for Kimye. 

"I would never let a friend pay me to sing at a wedding," says Lana in the clip above.

So if you're getting hitched in the near future, just become "friends" with Lana on Facebook and then send her a request to perform on your big day. Hurry, before she changes her mind!

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The ink isn't yet dry on the Kimye marriage certificate and we just got our first look at Kim Kardashian's wedding dress yesterday, but already Vegas odds-makers are calculating the couple's mathematical chances of making it through 2015.

So if Kimye was a horse, would you bet on it? According to Sportsbook manager Kevin Bradley the surprising answer is yes!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
The official odds that Kim and Kanye will stay together are 1/14. The odds they'll split are 5/1.

Bradley says the odds that either Kim or Yeezy will file for divorce by December 31, 2015 are 5/1. The odds that neither half of Kimye will head for Splitsville before next year is out are a startling 1/14.

USA Today's sports betting expert Danny Sheridan isn't quite as optimistic.

He says it's a virtual lock that Kim and Kanye will be broken up by May of 2015. Yes, not only is he giving the couple less than a year, he also says if they another child, you'd be smart to bet your paycheck on the fact that it will be named South.

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Following a fight with his family this weekend, Rob Kardashian needs to lose some weight.

But a new ad for New York Sports Club suggests that this reality star isn't the only member of his family who should be hitting the gym going forward.

In a humorous jab at the past of Kim Kardashian, the franchise has unveiled the following poster, recalling Kim's last marriage and offering a suggestion to her new husband:

New York Sports Club Ad

HA! We love it.

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The endless drama surrounding the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West has overshadowed the fallout from the infamous Jay Z-Solange Knowles fight from earlier this month.

But for Jay and Beyonce, the memory of that ugly incident lives on and, it may have something to do with why the power couple opted not to attend the Kimye nuptials.

Some reports state that designer Rachel Roy provoked Solange at the 2014 MET Gala, leading her to assault Jay Z at the end of the night.

Rumors about what exactly Roy did to spark the incident vary, with some saying she was flirting with Jay and others claiming that Solange and Roy had an ugly argument and Solange was simply upset that her brother-in-law didn't come to her defense.

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