Sit back and get comfortable, THGers.
Kanye West is featured in the August issue of GQ, touching on topics with the magazine that range from his wedding to his baby to... the movie Step Brothers?
He also gushes over Kim Kardashian, comparing his wife to a “fighter jet or dinosaur” because someone with her “body,” “face,” “style,” “money” and kindness is so “rarely seen.”
This is Kanye West at his best/most utterly ridiculous. Scroll down for his take on a myriad of issues now...
ON HIS TEMPER: I'm not a shark. I'm a blowfish...People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and in no way am I that. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone. I want to defend people. I want to help people.
ON A SCATHING KIMYE WEDDING REPORT: For the person that wrote that, were they involved with anything last year that was as culturally significant as the Yeezus tour or that album? They didn't even talk there about the photographs, or the dress, or Andrea Bocelli singing, or the marble tables.