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Just yesterday, Kanye West stated that he spent his honeymoon Photoshopping wedding pictures.

As utterly insane as that sounds, it's not even the craziest part of the story:

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Kanye claimed that he had booked famed photographer Annie Leibovitz to shoot the first photos of him and Kim as man and wife, but Leibovitz (who's shot The Beatles, Bob Dylan and Queen Elizabeth II in the past) backed out because she was "afraid of celebrity."

Oh, Kanye. You wacky compulsive liar, you.

So what really happened? Well, it turns out Leibovitz pretty much had no interest in working for Kimye to begin with:

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Sorry, Ashton Kutcher and Ne-Yo, you've been busted.

Same for you, Michelle Rodriguez and Keith Urban. You too, Orlando Bloom.

And, really... Tom Hanks?!? Is no one immune to the allure of famous cleavage?

Apparently not, not based on the following collection of photos, which make it clear that you don't even need to have really big boobs in order to be ogled.

And you don't need to have a penis in order to do the ogling!

Click through many examples of stars who have been caught sneaking a peek and other stars who have caught those sneaky peekers...

Zac Efron
In Zac Efron's defense here, he was at least dating Vanessa Hudgens at the time. But, still, couldn't he have waited until they got home?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

For his 35th birthday, Kim Kardashian bought Kanye West a Lamborghini for a cool $750,000. 

So yeah, she raised the bar pretty darn high, very early in their relationship. Now that Kim and Kanye are married how will the new bride top herself?!

Well, let's just say you'll be thoroughly shocked by how much Mrs. West spent on her husband's birthday present:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

$19.99. Though, to be fair, there was probably some sales tax and maybe even shipping costs added on.

Yes, Kim's clever solution to the problem of what to buy the man who has everything was to buy him something that can't be found in stores...at least for a couple more months:

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Kim Kardashian has opened up for the first time about the most romantic day of her life.

In an interview with The Daily Mail on Wednesday, Kim was asked about the experience of Andrea Bocelli singing while she walked down the aisle, a surprise arranged for his bride by Kanye West.

"I got up the altar and didn’t even see him standing there,” Kim said. “And I turned around when my sisters were helping me fix my veil, and I did a double-take - I thought it was a CD of him singing."

Kardashian added that she was "blown away" by Bocelli's appearance (because Kim Kardashian is clearly a huge opera fan) and that it was "so Kanye" to come up with that kind of shocker.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In case you've spent the last month in a cave on Mars with really crappy wi-fi: Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in what's been dubbed (mainly by 'Ye) the Wedding of the Century.

While the event certainly wasn't lacking for media coverage, in all the hubbub about the dress and the location and the Jay Z-Beyonce snub, it seems everyone overlooked one important detail:

Kanye's groomsmen all brought dates who look like Kim Kardashian stunt doubles!

Jerry Lorenzo
Jerry Lorenzo was one of Kanye's groomsmen. His date could easily pass for a Kardashian.

What gives? Is this their way of emulating 'Ye? Did Kanye insist that his groomsmen date budget versions of Kim to boost her ego (and his)?

First, let's look at Kanye's best man, Don C - who's wife might be the best Kim doppelganger since Myla Sinanaj. He's Yeezy's BFF and his wife's a full-blown Kardashian klone?!

That can't be a coincidence.

Next, we have Jerry Lorenzo, Kanye's friend and lead designer, whose wife isn't quite as much of a Kim twin, but could certainly pass for a cousin or aunt.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated daughter North West's first birthday last week by piercing her ears - a decision that's drawn a good deal of criticism on Twitter.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

"Far too young! Let her decide for herself when she's older," wrote one user. "Should be banned. Unnecessary and cruel. Purely for vanity of parents."

"Kim Kardashian has pierced her one year old's ears?!" tweeted another of Kim's followers. "That's cruel AND tacky!"

While the practice of piercing young girls' ears has been debated in the past, with some demanding a ban, it continues to be customary in many world cultures. 

In fact, many celebrities such as Alec and Hilaria Baldwin have recently pierced their young children's ears without taking any flak.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West cannot put a price on eternal love.

According to The New York Post, the famous couple has turned down multiple offers from magazines wanting to publish their Kimye wedding photos, with the latest coming in at $11 million.

And can you guess how Kris Jenner responded to this NON-money grab?

Kris was none too happy,” an insider tells the newspaper, explaining that Jenner gets a commission on her children’s business interests.

It's true, too: Kris is still seeing money every single month from the continued sale of the Ray J-Kim Kardashian sex tape.

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Kanye West is mad at another celebrity. Nothing new there. But the famous name he's beefing with this time may surprise you.

Some background: the Kim and Kanye wedding kiss photo is officially the most-liked Instagram upload in the site's history.

But according to Kanye a lot of work went into that shot and the end result is entirely the result of Photoshop work that he and Kim were forced to put in as a result of iconic photographer Annie Leibovitz turning them down.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

Speaking at a conference in France yesterday, Kanye told the story behind the insanely popular image:

"I'll tell you a little story about the kiss photo my girl put up. We - and this was pissing my girl off during the honeymoon. She was exhausted because we worked on the photo so much because Annie Leibovitz pulled out, because I think she was scared of the idea of celebrity."

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The Kim Kardashian-Joan Rivers feud dates back to January of 2014, when Rivers called Kim's daughter "ugly" during a stand-up routine.

Rivers continued taking shots at the Kardashian clan, even filming a (hilarious) sex tape parody with Ray J for her talk show. The last time Kim and Joan crossed paths - at an NBC event last month - Kardashian reportedly avoided Rivers like the plague. 

Well, if she was mad before, some newly released excerpts from Joan's upcoming memoir are unlikely to make Kim feel any better:

  • Joan Rivers Photograph
  • Kim Kardashian with Breasts

Writing about the Obama inauguration, Rivers says (brace yourself), "If I want to see millions of smiling black people, I'll set up a camera in the hallway outside Kim Kardashian's bedroom."

Yeah, she definitely went there. Believe it or not, Rivers' comments about Kanye might actually be worse:

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The self-proclaimed best dressed attendee at last month's Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding, Vogue editor Andre Leon Talley appeared last night on Watch What Happens Live.

And the fashion guru offered up a few new nuggets regarding the festivities, confirming, for example, that both Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner ate food during the event.

Did Talley notice the absence of Rob Kardashian? How many first dances did the couple partake in? And what was their first kiss as a married couple like?!?

The answers to all these questions and more await!

The magical day, of course, took place on May 24.

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