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Kim Kardashian made sure her man's first-ever Father's Day was a memorable one this year.

Kanye West revealed via Twitter that his baby mama gifted him with two Apple computer mice last month, one signed by Steve Jobs and and the other by Steve Wozniak.

Their relevance? West told The New York Times recently that he is the Steve Jobs of the Internet.

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  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover

Kanye included the photo above along with his Tweet, one of just seven he has written since May.

The entire World Wide Web, of course, continues to wait on photos of North West, as West and Kardashian remain oddly quiet and private regarding their newborn.

We hope everything is alright.

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You should be proud of your daddy this morning, North West.

He's the number-one artist in all the land!

After one week on the market, Kanye West's new album sits atop the Billboard 100, although there is a catch to the good news: "Yeezus" also marks the weakest debut of the star's career.

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  • Kanye West Death Stare

The album sold 327,000 copies in its opening seven days, a figure far behind "The College Dropout" in 2004, which moved 441,000, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

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New father. Same old Kanye West.

This Kim Kardashian baby daddy is featured in this month's issue of W, rambling about his love for the reality star; his status in the music world; how he cares too much about everything... and A LOT more.

Kanye West Smiling

Because we can't possibly do Kanye justice, here's a look at our Top 10 favorite quotes from his interview with the magazine:

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First comes a PR-based relationship love. Then comes marriage. Then comes a baby actually named North West in a baby carriage.

Okay, so Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have gotten the order wrong. But, according to a report in The Sun, the couple will complete this trifecta in September.

Yes, Kanye has proposed to his Kim! Possibly!

Parents of North West

While the British newspaper claims West did NOT give Kardashian an engagement ring, it alleges the rapper did present her with a black, tiger-striper "push present" of a diamond ring.

Yes, a push present.

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Ever since Kim Kardashian's first child came into the world through her vagina - known from this day forward as the North West passage - we have wondered:

What will the spawn of Kim and Kanye West look like?

Kim Kardashian Baby Projection

Even before Thursday's Kim Kardashian baby name reveal, insiders were reporting that she “looks just like Kim,” so that’s a good thing, probably. Maybe.

It may be awhile until North West makes her public debut. Her arrival five weeks before Kim's due date no doubt threw a wrench into the Kards' PR machine.

When the celebrity couple will release the first official pics of their bundle of joy, and how many millions they will collect for doing so, we can not say.

What we can do is speculate ... and compile a hilarious collection of projected images of what the Internet envisions little North West will look like.

Follow the jump for UNofficial photos galore!!

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Baby North West and parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have left the hospital, while the new mom issued her first comment since giving birth.

Kanye Kardashian

After Ryan Seacrest emailed to say, "Yay! Congrats my darling, you're a mommy!" Kardashian responded with "Cant believe it! It's so crazy!"

And that's just about it from the new mother.

Nearly a week after giving birth and enduring some delivery room drama, plus rampant Kim Kardashian baby name rumors, the family is home.

Where is home for the two of them, exactly?

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Five days after Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl, the new arrival's name has been revealed at last ... and it's guaranteed to surprise their fans.

North West! Or Nori for short! Seriously!

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A close source added that the "birth certificate is already out," and that the little baby girl, born five weeks early on Saturday, has no middle name.

Just North West, people. Represent.

"They will call her Nori for short," says a family insider, who denied the seemingly fitting Kaidence Donda West rumor earlier in the week.

Looks like Kaidence, while unique, was still too conventional. Kimye shocked everyone with the mere fact that the baby name does not start with K!

In any case, Lil North was born ahead of schedule June 15 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, and everybody is healthy and happy.

Thrown off and scrambling to monetize this, but healthy and happy.

What do you think of the name North West?

 

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The Kim Kardashian baby name game just took an alarming new twist as a source claims that not only is Kaidence not the little girl's moniker, but ... wait for it ...

Her name does not even start with K!

Kanye West Bangs Head

From the moment Kanye West announced that he got the 32-year-old reality star pregnant, we've speculated on the future Kim Kardashian baby name.

Now that the beautiful baby girl - who's already smiling! - is here, speculation is at a fever pitch. We still don't know it, but Us wants to make this clear:

She is not Kaidence Donda West.

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