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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than seven weeks ago, but sources say they're already "miserable" and have spent just ten days together since exchanging vows.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

The trouble reportedly began on Kim and Kanye's Irish honeymoon, where Kim was bored constantly and the newlyweds cut their trip short due to her displeasure:

"Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon," says one insider. "She didn't like the cooler damp climate and the lack of high end designer stores...Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!"

Hilariously, Kim's list of rumored gripes includes a complaint that the castle Kanye booked for their stay was "too big."

Somehow, things only got worse on Kim and Kanye's second honeymoon:

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One is Royalty. The other is royally annoying.

But both couples have graced the cover of national magazines over the past few months.

First, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West posed for Vogue, making the former's dreams come true and hopefully making her realize that she needs to get new dreams.

Then, just this week, Kate Middleton and Prince William (along with little Prince George!) were featured on the cover of Vanity Fair, a first for the very famous couple.

Which photo do you prefer? Which couple's cover looks classiest? Compare. Contrast. And decide now:

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Stacey Dash thinks Kanye West is clueless.

The rapper was recently booed in London after comparing unwanted paparazzi attention to rape, an analogy Dash took extreme issue with yesterday during an appearance on Fox News.

"For Kanye to say rape, maybe he needs to spend some time on Rikers Island,” said Dash, referring to the infamous New York prison. “You know, go to Rikers for a little while. And then he’ll know what rape is."

Whoa there. Did Dash just cross a line in advocating for Kanye West to be raped? Or does the rapper deserve such a rebuke?

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One is a rapper. The other is a sex tape star.

But a new reports suggests Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be considering new careers.

Inspired by Ellen DeGeneres recently making $15 million on a home sale, TMZ claims that the famous couple may not actually move into the $11 million Bel Air mansion they purchased last year and have been renovating for months.

Instead, Kim and Kanye may try to sell the property for a significant profit.

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And if they succeed? They may do so again and again, going all HGTV on us by getting into the real estate flipping game.

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Kanye West has added his name to the growing list of celebrities who have used bizarre, inappropriate analogies to describe unwanted attention from the press.

First, Gwyneth Paltrow compared Internet hate to war trauma

Shortly thereafter, Charlize Theron likened tabloid gossip to rape

Now, Kanye has raised the bar and offended countless fans by comparing stars who have received unwelcome attention from paparazzi to victims of sexual assault.

Filling in for Drake at the Wireless Festival in London this weekend, Kanye stopped mid-performance and launched into one of his trademark rants. 

Witnesses say the content of his tirade caused the crowd to quickly turn against West:

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been Simpsons-ized.

An artist named aleXsandro Palombo has unveiled a series of photos that depict the newlyweds as animated characters.

Palombo - a contemporary artist, activist, illustrator and painter - rendered the following images based on classic Kimye shots, such as the Kim Kardashian Playboy spread from years ago and the iconic Kimye Vogue cover.

There's also a fun take on the infamous Kim booty selfie, along with a rather hideous version of little North West.

Click around now and take note: Palombo has now actual connection to The Simpsons, nor will the couple be appearing on the Fox hit. Thank goodness.

Kim and Kanye Naked
NSFW Alert! Artist aleXsandro Palombo has rendered Kim Kardashian and Kanye West naked in this cool picture.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West live a jet-set lifestyle that most of us couldn't imagine.

In fact, the Wests are such frequent fliers that Kim's been called a "negligent" mom recently, as a result of her tendency to travel the globe and leave her 1-year-old daughter behind.

But Kim's clearly not allowing the criticism to interfere with her bi-coastal lifestyle, as the newlywed reality star has been house hunting in NYC recently, and she's reportedly planning to drop BIG bucks on her Manhattan digs.

Kim Kardashian: Boobs Exposed!
Even for Kim Kardashian, this outfit is a tad risque. We mean... seriously?!? Wow.

Page Six reports that Kim might spend upwards of $18 million for an East Coast home, and Mrs. West's real estate priorities might be the exact opposite of what you'd expect:

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Beyonce famously sang that girls run the world and based on the results of Forbes annual list of the most powerful celebrities, it seems she was on to something.

Thanks in part to her On the Run tour with Jay Z, Queen Bey pulled in an estimated $115 million in the past year, nearly doubling the earnings of her rapper husband.

Beyonce
Mrs. Carter tops the list. She pulled in an impressive $115 million in the past year.

Between rumors of marital troubles and the now-infamous Jay-Solance fight video, 2014 has seen Bey struggling with some problems in her personal life, but she clearly hasn't allowed the drama to affect her career.

Other celebs may earn more than Beyonce (Thanks to his deal with Beats Audio, Dr. Dre raked in an astonishing $620 million in 2013.), but according to Forbes  no one can match Mrs. Carter when it comes to sheer power.

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You think you're a fan of your favorite celebrity, but are you a SUPER FAN?

Do you regularly search the web for the hottest celebrity merchandise to add to the fandom shrine you hide inside your closet? 

Well, then you're in luck, because we scoured Etsy, the Internet's home for absolutely everything imaginable, and came up with some of the craziest celeb merch ever.

Want to be a douchebag like Justin Bieber? (No. Please, no.)

Need to touch Harry Styles every morning and every night? (Maybe.) 

Want to be able to say you've slept with Blake Lively AND MEAN IT? (YES!!!)

Check out 17 crazy celebrity items from Etsy that you totally need to own. 

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip Stickers
OOH! We know! Use these Miley Cyrus nip slip stickers on YOUR nips to prevent slips!! They're PASTIES! (From: JordanLaColla)

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Kanye West got his start in hip hop by producing beats for other artists. He was wildly successful and had A-list artists like Jay Z praising him as a genius before the general public even knew his name.

Then Kanye started opening his mouth. Not just to rap, mind you. No, from the onset, Kanye wasn't shy about expressing his opinion on matters ranging from why he's the best, to fashion, to why he's the greatest.

Now that Kanye's a married man, will he settle down and stop running his mouth to everyone within earshot of his all-caps VOICE? We certainly hope not.

But even if Kim forces Yeezy to have his vocal cords removed for the sake of her own sanity, worry not. As the GIFs below demonstrate Kanye can unleash his swag all over you without making a sound.

Don't Ever Talk!
Kanye is amused at first, but his mood quickly changed. Probably about how he would react to these GIFs.

Consider yourself enlightened. And in awe of his mere presence.

Some of these gems are from Kanye's humble past, some from his egomaniacal present. All of them serve to remind us of how hilarious (and hilariously douchey) the most outspoken man in hip hop can be.

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