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Just because Kim Kardashian forgot North West in a Paris hotel doesn't mean little Nori can't take her mama with her everywhere she goes!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Dolls

Yes, they may look like Snooki and Dennis Rodman circa 1998, but that's actually Kim and Kanye in doll form. Khloe Kardashian posted the pic to Instagram yesterday with a caption that simply reads, "West."

Hopefully, Kim and Yeezy are aware that the dolls can't actually serve as substitute parents, but it must be nice to know there's something around to remind Nori of what mom and dad look like during the many, many occasions in which they leave home for long periods of time.

Just don't be surprised when she rushes the screen any time there's a Jersey Shore rerun on TV.

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As a human being who lives on planet Earth, you've probably heard by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are married.

The wedding was apparently the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for Yeezy, as posts written by the rapper for his old website Kanye Universe City reveal that he's always wanted to marry a Kardashian - any Kardashian! Well, any Kardashian except Khloe.

Sure, Kanye wrote the occasional ode to Kim's booty, but she wasn't the only member of the K clan that Yeezus had his sights on.

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In 2008, back when 'Ye was still famously screaming at the Internet in all-caps rants on a regular basis, he posted a nude photo of Kim (they've always been easy to come by) and made her his "Girl of the Week."

This was long before they ever met, so it's kinda cool that just six years later they're married with a one-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, there's more to the story:

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A photo like this comes a long only once in a blue moon, and we're not quite sure what to make of it. So we're leaving it up to you, THGers to describe what the hell is going on here.

Kim Kardashian and North West at Fashion Week

Some background: Kim and Kanye are in Paris for Fashion Week. While there, they took North West to a runway show, because forcing a one-year-old to appreciate haute couture makes perfect sense in Kimye Land.

The Wests had a rough week in the City of Light, what with Kim getting tackled and all. So here's a candid shot of mother and daughter winding down after a hard week of weird run-ins with Ukrainian comedians and Kanye getting booed by angry Frenchmen.

We don't about you, but we feel like this pic begs for a hilarious caption, so feel free to leave us one in the comments. We'll get you started:

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For all his many, many faults, Kanye West is certainly not ignorant regarding media matters, so we imagine he'd seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape (possibly a whole bunch of times) before he proposed to his famously big-bootied wife.

But even knowing that the whole world has ogled every inch of his wife and baby mama, Yeezy was apparently royally pissed when nude pics of Kim leaked online recently.

Serious Kimye

Sources say Kanye wasn't angry about the fact that Kim got hacked, though. No, he was peeved that the pics that ended up online were taken for one of Kim's exes.

That's right; before they ended up on Reddit, 'Ye had never seen the racy photos of Kim, so he assumed she'd been posing for Kris Humphries, or Reggie Bush, or Miles Austin, or...Ya know, it might just be easier to list the pro athletes Kim hasn't dated.

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We've all heard the jokes about French people being rude to American tourists but the treatment Kim Kardashian 's been receiving in Paris this week makes a cold shoulder look like a kiss on the cheek.

Kim Kardashian: Boobs Exposed!
Even for Kim Kardashian, this outfit is a tad risque. We mean... seriously?!? Wow.

First, Kim was tackled by Ukrainian "comedian" Vitalii Sediuk. (His shtick consists entirely of assaulting celebrities. Gold, Jerry!)

The very next day, Kim and Kanye were booed after arriving late to the Lanvin runway show, forcing the struts to be postponed by several minutes.

You'd think that would be the end of the awkward encounters, but this is Paris and Kimye were talking about, so the blatant rudeness just keeps on coming.

TMZ reports that Sediuk (who's somehow not in jail after assaulting a women in front of hundreds of witnesses) attempted to seize a second opportunity to tackle Kim last night but was shut down by Mrs, West's beefed up offensive line security detail.

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Kim Kardashian continued her vacation in Paris over the weekend.

And, fortunately for the former sex tape star, things went a lot better over the past couple days than they went for her over the previous couple days.

After Kardashian got attacked by some moron France - and then she and Kanye West got booed while sitting in the front row of a fashion event - the reality star decked both herself AND daughter North out in same Givenchy on Sunday.

This is the same designer who made the Kim Kardashian wedding dress and you can see a picture of the matching mother and child on the former's Instagram page:

Kim Kardashian and Nori

When not cradling her infant, meanwhile, Kim was having her own butt cradled by her husband.

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This has not been a week to remember for Kim Kardashian in Paris.

Or, actually, we suppose it definitely has been. But for all the wrong reasons.

First, Kardashian was attacked by some idiot prankster who tried to tackle the star to the ground, only for the Paris police to react with total indifference.

Then, Kim and Kanye West entered the Lanvin show in Paris several minutes late last night, only to hear boos rain down upon them as they made their way to their front row seats

Just how bad and noticeable was it? Even E! News ran the story and accompanying video. Not even Kim's very own network could spin this in a positive manner!

Why did the crowd give the couple such an angry greeting?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian was attacked at a Fashion Week event in Paris.

The Boobs of Kim Kardashian

It turned out the man who attempted to tackle her was Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk - who has a history of performing bizarre, criminal "pranks" on celebrities.

Most recently, Sediuk punched Brad Pitt at a red carpet event. Prior to that, he crawled under America Ferrera's dress at Cannes. Funny stuff (sarcasm).

So yes, Sediuk should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for his attack on America, but for the most part his shenanigans are idiotic, but harmless.

Even so, Kim and Kanye aren't leaving anything up to chance:

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Yesterday, we reported that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took their daughter to a fashion show in Paris as part of the famed city's semi-annual Fashion Week.

It didn't seem like the kind of thing you'd bring a one-year old to, but apparently the whole Kardashian-West family has been in major demand in France.

Yes, even though they're neither models nor designers (although we're sure they probably describe themselves as both), Kim and Kanye are Fashion Week all-stars.

With that status and visibility comes the downside of stardom, of course, and one of their biggest fans just couldn't contain himself in their presence last night.

TMZ reports that a man tried to tackle Kim while she and Kanye were getting out of a limo, diving at her legs as she was en route to Balmain's fashion show.

Fortunately, a bodyguard was nearby to subdue the dude, believed to be famed red carpet invader Vitalii Sediuk, who was taken into custody as he often is.

Kim was a bit shaken by the event (see another angle below), but moved on.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have made it through 72 days of marriage.

But, according to a new tabloid cover story, they won't make it much longer.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly talks up a "Nasty $250M Divorce" on the way for the couple dubbed Kimye, as they allegedly got involved in the "fight to end all fights" and their union will be over.

A NASTY DIVORCE

Kardashian supposedly “wants out” because she’s tired of her husband’s big ego and controlling behavior, an anonymous insider hilarious claims, while the tabloid writes that the pair has never even “lived together full-time.”

Kanye is also mad about the Kim Kardashian nude photos that leaked this week because they were snapped (a long time ago) for another man, while he's been pushing her to "quit" her reality show - and Kim just can't take it anymore.

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