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The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is set for May 24 in Paris.

That is all we know for certain about the wildly anticipated nuptials.

But a few new rumors are making their way around the Internet, highlighted by the alleged cost per guest: $75,000! Seriously!

As for who might be included on that guest list?

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Australia's loss is the rest of the music world's gain.

Kanye West has postponed a number of tour dates Down Under because he’s anxious to head back to the studio and work on his new album.

Close Up of Kanye

"Due to unexpected timing requirements to finish his highly anticipated new studio album, scheduled for a 2014 release, Kanye West regretfully announces the postponement of his upcoming tour dates in Australia," read a statement posted to Roc Nation's website, adding:

"The tour dates originally scheduled from May 2 to May 11, 2014, will now be played from September 5 to September 15, 2014. All tickets for the initially scheduled shows will be honored for the new dates."

Kanye, of course, also has a wedding to plan. He'll tie the knot with Kim Kardashian on May 24.

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It is all over for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

In shocking news coming just days after the couple landed its first-ever Vogue spread, Kim has released a statement on Facebook saying she and 'Ye will always be friends, but...

"We're just too different," according to the reality star.

"I live and breathe for the paparazzi and Kanye has trouble walking by a cameraman without punching him in the face."

She does make a point there.

With the Kimye wedding previously set for May 24 in Paris, Kim added that she's afraid of getting divorced for a third time and would rather cut the cord now.

Just the idea of going through those legal machinations again?

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It's been lost amidst the cries of support and criticism over the Kim Kardashian Vogue cover, but it's a rumor that is finally starting to make its way across the Internet:

Might Kanye West be a vampire?

While the odds against West being a blood-sucking member of the undead are strong, many in the Twitterverse are raising this question in light of the following photo.

Because, wait a second, why don't we see Kanye's reflection in that mirror?!?

Kim, Kanye and Baby

“Proof that Kanye West is a vampire. We have all speculated for years but the truth has finally been revealed,” wrote one Twitter user in response to this image of Kanye and Kim Kardashian, while Cosmopolitan even chimed in.

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Not long after the Kim Kardashian Vogue cover went viral, Seth Rogan and James Franco did what they do best:

They parodied the spread with a Photoshopped cover of their own.

That was to be expected of the same duo that made out with each other and straddled a motorcycle when mocking Kimye's Bound 2 video a few months earlier, though.

But we're guessing Kim didn't expect to be mocked by her own blood!

Yes, Kylie and Kendall Jenner have hopped on board this parody-based bandwagon, posting their own superimposed Vogue cover along with a two-word caption: "Sorry Kim."

Check it out here and click through other Internet-created versions of this magazine now:

8 Parodies of the Kimye Vogue Cover
Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image.
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Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue

1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue

Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image.


Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin Vogue Cover

2. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin Vogue Cover

Thank you, World Wide Web! A genius Internet user has replaced Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin.


Zach Braff and Donald Faison Vogue Cover

3. Zach Braff and Donald Faison Vogue Cover

Zach Braff and Donald Faison cover this issue of Vogue. Sort of. In actuality, some Internet user superimposed their faces over Kanye and Kim.


Lord of the Rings Vogue Cover

4. Lord of the Rings Vogue Cover

Take this, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! We're digging this Lord of the Rings-based parody of their Vogue cover.


Miss Piggy and Kermit Cover Vogue

5. Miss Piggy and Kermit Cover Vogue

Miss Piggy and Kermit do their best Kim Kardashian and Kanye West impression in this parody of the latter's Vogue cover.


Willie Geist and Al Roker Vogue Cover

6. Willie Geist and Al Roker Vogue Cover

Willie Geist and Al Roker make like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and pretend to cover this issue of Vogue.


James Franco and Seth Rogen Vogue Cover Spoof

7. James Franco and Seth Rogen Vogue Cover Spoof

James Franco and Seth Rogen spoof the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Vogue cover in this photo because... come on, how could they not?


Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover

8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover

Farrah Abraham and James Deen on the cover of Vogue ... in our dreams.


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by Hilton Hater at

Don't let that Kimye Vogue cover fool you.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may look happy and in love, but a new report in MediaTakeOut claims quite the opposite.

Unnamed insiders allege that Kanye is getting “inappropriately close” to artist Pia Mia, a singer he helped discover and is now helping to groom.

The question that now looms: he is helping her undress as well?

“Kanye is producing some tracks for her and he’s quite involved,” according to this unreliable website, which adds Kim is is "upset" and "jealous" over how much time her man spends with Mia.

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The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Vogue cover continues to be a topic of discussion worldwide. People really cannot wrap their head around the fact that a reality star would ever be featured on so esteemed a fashion magazine. (Nevermind the fact that Kim and Kanye both have fashion lines...)

The latest to sound off? Naomi Campbell.

But she's a little more diplomatic and reserved in her response than Sarah Michelle Gellar was on Twitter when she threatened to cancel her subscription to the magazine.

When asked about the KimYe cover, Naomi Campbell declined to respond, eventually saying "I'm a fashion model and I've been working for 28 years."

"When you get a Vogue cover, it's a build in your career…. a stepping stone to achieve that."

That wasn't a good enough answer for the hosts of Australia's The Morning Show.

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First a controversial Vogue cover and now he's making her a queen! Sort of. If being queen of a fast food dominion counts.

Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian 10 Burger King restaurants as a wedding present. Because nothing says "I Love You" like flame-broiled Whoppers.

Burger King tweeted the following spoof of the now infamous Vogue cover with the caption: "Vogue cover and 10 Buger Kings for a wedding present. #kimye #likeaking."

"She owns all the jewels anyone could ever want, so he is taking the practical route by investing in businesses for her instead," said an insider close to the couple.

"He knows the fast food industry is reliable and lucrative, plus BK is international, so he thinks it's the perfect fit for Kim."

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are simply pictured in the new issue of Vogue.

They are also interviewed by the fashion magazine, with Kim admitting that she likes to have fun with daughter North West and her father's wardrobe.

“I take pictures of her all the time and dress her up," Kim says. “I put Kanye’s big chains around her, and I put a little Louis bag and some Jordans, and I was like, 'What up, Daddy?'"

That's... cute?

Among other tidbits we learn in the feature piece: Kanye’s side of the family refers to the child as “Nori,” while Kris Jenner goes by “Lovey,” not “Grandma.”

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We now know how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West kept their Vogue cover shoot a secret.

But Reza Farahan, best known for his role on E!'s Shahs of Sunset, has a theory for how they landed this spread in the first place:

MONEY!

Stopped by TMZ on the sidewalk, Farahan says Kim's spread is some "desperate sh-t" and he believes Anna Wintour finally agreed to it only because Kanye paid her off.

Watch him hilariously go off now, and take note: he has nothing against Sears!

Wintour has shot down any talk that she gave in to any kind of pressure of bribery.

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