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Was Kim Kardashian actually humiliated on her wedding day? Probably not.

But The New York Post has come out with the most detailed account yet of this reality star's nuptials to Kanye West... and if even half of these items are true, everyone in charge of this debacle should be mortified.

According to Page Six of that newspaper, the following all took place on Saturday in Florence:

Kimye got married on a ridge atop the Forti di Belvedere, meaning everything associated with the ceremony had to be hoisted via giant crane.

The bathrooms were housed in a 49-foot tall gold box that was placed alongside the dinner tables and described by one Italian as “the star of the show.” Many referred to the contraption as the Gold Toilet Tower.

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner are right: the Kimye wedding was amazing!

Due to the gorgeous Kim Kardashian wedding dress and photos and the vows she exchanged with Kanye West that guaranteed these two would remain together for life?

Not exactly.

The nuptials instead led to a number of amazing parodies and jokes, from unexpected sources such as The New York Post and its Kimye wedding announcement... to a sports club bringing up Kris Humphries... to Mad Magazine doing what it does best:

Making us laugh. 

Mad Magazine Kimye Spoof

As seen above, the publication will be releasing a pull-out poster in its next issue, one that is a play on Bride of Frankenstein and that makes up quotes from Humphries and Ray J.

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Lana Del Rey sang at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's rehearsal dinner, performing her hit "Young and Beautiful," which is reportedly a favorite of Kim's.

No surprise that Kim loves a ditty about outer beauty, what is surprising is that despite rumors that Lana received a massive payday fro the event, the singer claims she actually performed for free!

TMZ cameras caught up with Lana at LAX recently where she politely explained that there's no truth to reports that she received $2.8 million to singe for Kimye. 

"I would never let a friend pay me to sing at a wedding," says Lana in the clip above.

So if you're getting hitched in the near future, just become "friends" with Lana on Facebook and then send her a request to perform on your big day. Hurry, before she changes her mind!

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The ink isn't yet dry on the Kimye marriage certificate and we just got our first look at Kim Kardashian's wedding dress yesterday, but already Vegas odds-makers are calculating the couple's mathematical chances of making it through 2015.

So if Kimye was a horse, would you bet on it? According to Sportsbook manager Kevin Bradley the surprising answer is yes!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
The official odds that Kim and Kanye will stay together are 1/14. The odds they'll split are 5/1.

Bradley says the odds that either Kim or Yeezy will file for divorce by December 31, 2015 are 5/1. The odds that neither half of Kimye will head for Splitsville before next year is out are a startling 1/14.

USA Today's sports betting expert Danny Sheridan isn't quite as optimistic.

He says it's a virtual lock that Kim and Kanye will be broken up by May of 2015. Yes, not only is he giving the couple less than a year, he also says if they another child, you'd be smart to bet your paycheck on the fact that it will be named South.

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Following a fight with his family this weekend, Rob Kardashian needs to lose some weight.

But a new ad for New York Sports Club suggests that this reality star isn't the only member of his family who should be hitting the gym going forward.

In a humorous jab at the past of Kim Kardashian, the franchise has unveiled the following poster, recalling Kim's last marriage and offering a suggestion to her new husband:

New York Sports Club Ad

HA! We love it.

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The endless drama surrounding the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West has overshadowed the fallout from the infamous Jay Z-Solange Knowles fight from earlier this month.

But for Jay and Beyonce, the memory of that ugly incident lives on and, it may have something to do with why the power couple opted not to attend the Kimye nuptials.

Some reports state that designer Rachel Roy provoked Solange at the 2014 MET Gala, leading her to assault Jay Z at the end of the night.

Rumors about what exactly Roy did to spark the incident vary, with some saying she was flirting with Jay and others claiming that Solange and Roy had an ugly argument and Solange was simply upset that her brother-in-law didn't come to her defense.

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We now have another look at the Kim Kardashian wedding dress.

With E! News having unveiled a number of exclusive pictures from the reality star's nuptials this Saturday, the new bride herself could not wait any longer to share the excitement for herself.

She posted the following image to Instagram today and included on her account a very simple caption: "Mr. and Mrs. Kanye West."

That says it all, doesn't it?

Kim Kardashian Kisses Kanye West!

Rob Kardashian may have believed the Kimye wedding to be a pile of superficial BS, but it looks rather romantic to us.

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Like stepson, like father?

On the heels of Rob Kardashian leaving Europe early and not even attending his sister's nuptials to Kanye West, an insider now tells In Touch Weekly that Bruce Jenner wished he could have pulled a similar maneuver.

The reluctant reality star did not exactly enjoy himself at this weekend's Kim Kardashian wedding.

"Bruce acted really weird the entire time he was there," a source tells the tabloid. "He didn't seem happy at all and barely talked to anyone. He stayed with [children] Brandon and Leah the whole time and there appeared to be serious tension between him and Kris."

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

As you may have heard, Kim Kardashian married Kanye West over the weekend in a ceremony that was attended by dozens of celebrities and stalked by hundreds of paparazzi.

Remarkably, despite the worldwide attention, Kim and Yeezy somehow managed to keep most of the details under wraps until the big day. 

Now they're off on their honeymoon and even though these two can't set foot in an airport without being hunted down by paps, they somehow managed to escape Florence without revealing their honeymoon destination.

According to reports, Kimye arrived safely in Ireland yesterday, where the couple will enjoy a five-day vacation as phase one of the Honeymoon of the Century.

You didn't think Kim and Ye would have just one honeymoon, did you?

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When Justin Bieber is in Cannes, he gets his swag on and bangs supermodels. When the Biebs is rumored to be in Italy, his fans go freakin' nuts and storm the gates of a celebrity wedding!

Yes, Justin was not in attendance at the much-ballyhooed Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding that took place over the weekend. However, a very large group of his fans thought he would be there, so they turned out in force. 

In fact, over 250 Beliebers (mostly teenage girls, of course) showed up at the Kimye wedding hoping to catch a glimpse of their swag-tastic savior who, again, never had any plans to attend.

So why were so many of Florence's young women convinced that Bieber would be sporting some sort of skinny-jean tuxedo at the Wedding of the Century? It all goes back to an offhand remark the Biebs made about a month ago:

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