Move over Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell.
The stars of Teen Mom 2 - Chelsea Houska, Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry and Leah Messer - are back for a second season of their own! In last night's Halloween-themed premiere, we saw them at their best and worst ... mostly the latter.
Come along as we break it down THG style!
Jenelle Evans' boyfriend Kieffer Delp is still around. Or should we say, he's back. Minus 20 for the Brunswick County (N.C.) Detention Center releasing him early.
Her mom, who has custody of her son Jace, allowed Jenelle to move in with her only so long as she doesn't see this dirtbag (who is not the daddy). Smart. Plus 9.
Of course, this being Jenelle, she rendezvous with Delp anyway. With cameras. So secretive, guys. Barb will never know. Minus 4 for the paradox of reality TV.
Jenelle to her mom: "You f--king idiot! You stupid bitch, I hate you." Plus 15.
Kieffer: "We deserve a chance to relax, as hard as our lives are." Dude, you're a lowlife miscreant who does nothing but relax, often in DOC facilities. Eh, Plus 7.
Kieffer again, about working hard and saving money with Jenelle: "I'mma keep stacking cake." I'mma give that Plus 6, even if pastry stacking can't pay much.