by Hilton Hater at

The saga of Kacey Jordan took a tragic turn last night.

According to police reports, the porn star - who partied with Charlie Sheen in January and claims she may have aborted the actor's baby - attempted to kill herself last night.

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As first reported by TMZ, Chicago police were called to the Peninsula Hotel at 6:51 PM after Jordan Tweeted a slew of suicidal messages (e.g. "i've over done it... the more i do...i keep passing out... i just pray i wake up each time") that stated she had taken a lot of pills an wanted to die. They found her on a bed, prescription pill bottles in hand, broken glass and alcohol scattered around the room.

There were also cuts and scrapes along Kacey's arms.

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by Free Britney at

Charlie Sheen just got the dreaded text message from Kacey Jordan.

One of his most notorious playthings says she is pregnant - hey, he always wanted a "porn family" - but luckily for Charlie, she does NOT think it's his.

Not that he's going to be on the hook either way. She's "taking care of it" ASAP.

The awkward text message Kacey sent him yesterday afternoon appears here:

Pregnant

After dropping the p-bomb, Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation." We're sure he feels relieved.

As for why Kacey Jordan thinks Charlie is in the clear? He used protection, BUT Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not positive it did the trick.

These things happen during 72-hour cocaine benders. Don't you hate that?

According to sources, Kacey, who already aborted K-Fed's baby in the past, plans to terminate the pregnancy soon, and never heard back from Charlie.

Probably for the best. These two really don't need to be procreating.

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