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Jennifer Aniston is not getting married anytime soon.

But why let that stop you from scooping her wedding?

That's the question apparently asked by the editorial board at In Touch Weekly, which just devoted its cover to a magical wedding that is in no way being planned by Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Read all about it!

Jennifer Aniston Wedding Scoop!

Good to hear they're already talking about raising fake babies too.

She and Justin Theroux are moving in together, and their romance is both very real and surprisingly public. But there is no wedding. They're not even engaged!

The lesson in all of this?

Jennifer Aniston is apparently one heck of a magazine seller, 'cause fake news about her expecting twins, getting hitched and stabbing Angelina Jolie in the heart tends to take precedence over actual news about any other celebrity.

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Jennifer Aniston has always been up for cocktail or two.

Imagine the COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK, then, when she dined with Justin Theroux at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week and STEERED CLEAR OF ALCOHOL!

"She had only fruit juice, while the guys were sipping wine and beer," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. You know what that means: Jen's pregnant with twins!

Twins For Jen!

Beverage choice aside, how does this venerable tabloid know Jen is having kids?

"Jen was seeing ob-gyn Dr. Robert Katz in Beverly Hills regularly this spring to see how fertile she is," an insider said. "She had a million questions about getting pregnant after 40 and just what is involved with in vitro fertilization."

Apparently it's working, because "Jennifer was looking radiant, tanned and healthy! She and Justin sat holding hands! Justin had his arm around Jen's waist."

Congratulations to the happy couple on their fake babies.

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Jennifer Aniston has been put on notice.

First, it was Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker, telling her to be wary of moving so fast with her new love. Now Justin Theroux's ex, Heidi Bivens, says he's not right for her! Apparently he will "NEVER" be faithful ...

Justin Theroux: Mister Wrong

Did Justin cruelly mock Jen? Depends who you ask!

It's true that Theroux, 40, was dating Heidi Bivens for more than a decade before he began seeing Aniston, 42. But is there really something salacious?

Criminal past? That probably entails a minor offense two decades ago. Somehow we don't believe Jen is dating some axe murderer without know it.

Still, as long as he's a relatively random guy dating America's Sweetheart, Theroux can expect to be scrutinized and then some. Hopefully it's worth it.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on the fast track with their surprisingly public relationship of four months. No one is disputing that much.

Procreation, though?

We'd expect this from OK! or In Touch, but Us surprised our staff a bit with this new cover story, claiming they are "trying for a baby" already ...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Cover

"They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family," an insider close to them tells the new issue of the celebrity gossip magazine.

"She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says:

"They both want it to happen soon."

So basically, there's no vigorous procreation plan taking place, it's just something they've discussed. That's not a misleading headline or anything.

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