Justin Theroux just dumped Jennifer Aniston on their wedding day, according to a hilarious celebrity gossip tabloid that really mailed this cover story in.
The only surprising thing is that the publication didn't seize upon the Beyonce-Jay Z divorce rumors instead, as those seem to be all the rage these days.
Instead, they went with another famously private couple about which much is written with zero evidence. Or ex-couple, if you were to buy this nonsense:
When it comes to gossip sources, and the celebs they focus on, Life & Style and Jennifer Aniston make a long-running, very inaccurate pairing.
Allegedly, they were as "fight tore them apart - hours before the ceremony in Mexico.” Of course, there was no ceremony in Mexico. Minor detail.
The magazine previously reported that Aniston and Theroux would marry in Cabo San Lucas this month, so at least they followed their own false narrative.
Conveniently, the fake wedding never took place. What are the odds?!?