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Justin Theroux just dumped Jennifer Aniston on their wedding day, according to a hilarious celebrity gossip tabloid that really mailed this cover story in.

The only surprising thing is that the publication didn't seize upon the Beyonce-Jay Z divorce rumors instead, as those seem to be all the rage these days.

Instead, they went with another famously private couple about which much is written with zero evidence. Or ex-couple, if you were to buy this nonsense:

Dumped on Her Wedding Day!

When it comes to gossip sources, and the celebs they focus on, Life & Style and Jennifer Aniston make a long-running, very inaccurate pairing.

Allegedly, they were as "fight tore them apart - hours before the ceremony in Mexico.” Of course, there was no ceremony in Mexico. Minor detail.

The magazine previously reported that Aniston and Theroux would marry in Cabo San Lucas this month, so at least they followed their own false narrative.

Conveniently, the fake wedding never took place. What are the odds?!?

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In the wake of Justin Theroux calling off their wedding, Jennifer Aniston says she will raise this baby alone, according to the new issue of In Touch.

I'll Raise This Baby Alone

This bombshell claim, while alarming, might be more convincing if ...

  1. He had actually called off the wedding
  2. There were an actual baby inside her

Seriously, they can't even get a pregnant-looking photo of her?

The celebrity gossip magazine is really mailing this one in. A photo of Justin on his motorcycle captioned "runaway groom" does not make him one.

Nor is that moving truck necessarily doing work for them, and if it were, there could be 10 explanations beyond the duo splitting up. Classic In Touch.

Other great moments in Jennifer Aniston pregnant coverage:

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Jennifer Aniston thought she'd found the one in Justin Theroux.

HOW WRONG SHE WAS, according to the new Life & Style!

Man, celebrity gossip tabloids can be hilarious sometimes. The couple has not been photographed together in awhile, it's true. But from simple fact, we get this:

Jennifer Aniston: Life Without Justin!

"My Life Without Justin" implies that Jen opened up to L&S.

Clearly that didn't happen, and in addition to that misleading headline, they turn the fact that it's been 82 days (!) without a joint photo into an international crisis.

Despite her efforts to change for him, the duo's fairy tale romance is collapsing, we're told. Stick a fork in Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. They're DONE.

Oh wait, no they're not. Even the magazine concedes that after some time apart (for work, mind you), the engaged lovebirds have reunited for the holidays.

But will they make it to 2014?!??! Stay tuned. Stay. Tuned.

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OK! Magazine and its ilk are incorrigible.

Having run out of things to talk about since Justin Theroux and Justin Theroux got engaged, the celebrity gossip source now claims in its new issue:

They already got married in secret!

Jennifer Aniston OK! Magazine Cover

According to OK! sources (anonymous ones of course), Jennifer and Justin were united in "a small commitment ‘ceremony’ together over Christmas.”

Sure they were.

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The engagement of Jennifer Aniston of Justin Theroux has celebrity news tabloids in a frenzy. A real Aniston story and an exciting one to boot!

Justin Theroux certainly knows the way to his lady's heart!

Just five days after Justin proposed on his 41st birthday, Life & Style allegedly has the EXCLUSIVE details about the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Wedding

Actually, they don't, since none of those details are actually available yet, but hey. Why let that stand in the way of an epic magazine cover.

The cover story does discuss Jen's ring: "It's a huge emerald-cut diamond," and a "rectangle with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides."

The source, an alleged Jen pal, says it's 8 carats and "It's beautiful."

We're sure it is. Tabloid speculation aside, it is beautiful that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged. She's been through a lot!

Speaking of which, L&S claims "rival bride" Angelina Jolie WILL steal Jen's thunder. You can take that quote to the Boulder of Salt bank!

Where, when, why and how Ange will do so remains to be seen, but should offer tabloids months, if not years of gossip fodder. Hallelujah.

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Did Jennifer Aniston recently shoot down a marriage proposal from Justin Theroux?

According to OK! Magazine, she did!!! So no, there's no way in hell that occurred.

The publication claims that her actor beau FINALLY proposed (they've been dating like 14 whole months now), but that he got nixed when he did.

What could this "engagement shocker" entail?

Aniston Proposal

Apparently there was also:

  • A fight over her ring.
  • A major blunder on his part.
  • Unexpected advice from Brad Pitt to Jen.

What could that entail? Since this story is, you know, fake ... our guess is that there was no ring, no proposal, no rejection, no shocker and no advice, and that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are just happy being a couple for now.

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LOL. No.

In Touch Weekly isn't one to let facts get in the way of a good story, and Jennifer Aniston has definitely been dumped and lonely before, so there is historical precedent.

But the only walking out Justin Theroux did was likely from their apartment, to go on a date. Fear of commitment? He moved in with her like immediately. Yeesh.

Don't believe the misleading cover below:

Jennifer Aniston Dumped?

Not only are they still together, they appear happier than ever.

Right after Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux returned from 10 days together in Telluride, they got back to the business they love most: movies.

The Wanderlust costars, who have been romantically linked since May, were seen attending Monday's HBO screening of Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory.

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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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OMGOMG. Jennifer Aniston is totally getting a ring. Gasp.

That sounds awesome, but is it really a sign of an engagement to Justin Theroux? Or just more carefully-worded editorial brilliance from the desk at In Touch?

We'd say there's a 99.99 percent chance it's the latter.

A Ring For Jen

The tabloids are having a field day lately, with Aniston in an actual, loving relationship and Pitt somehow running his mouth about her - non-flatteringly at that.

At this point, a report that Justin Theroux threatened Brad Pitt seems almost believable. So the idea of them getting engaged has taken on an air of inevitability.

Slow down, though. Moving in together and getting married are two different things (just look at Brad). And no matter how "unique" and "meaningful" this alleged ring is, there's absolutely no proof it came from Justin, or that it even exists.

Kind of a strange call by In Touch on this week's cover. Why not lead with your alleged worldwide exclusive that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Makes no sense.

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Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is reportedly far from pleased with Brad Pitt and his recent comments about the actress. That much is probably true.

Threatening Brad over them, as In Touch reports? Probably not.

This one's all on Pitt, though. Had he not mused at length about how dull life with Jen was and how he only pretended to be happy in their marriage - context, schmontext, he said it - this would never be on a tabloid cover:

Justin Theroux Threatens Brad Pitt!

Is Angelina still fueling the fire? LOOK at her - of course (not)!

If you believe this celebrity gossip magazine, Justin called Brad a "wimp" and warned him he'd better shut his yap. Somehow we doubt there was any "showdown."

We don't doubt that Jen went ballistic when she read her ex-husband's quotes in Parade, or that her new man took exception. But the two camps being at war?

Not likely, given the lengths to which Aniston goes to NOT be dragged into stuff like this. Of course, it's more realistic than 90 percent of the stuff written about her ...

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