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The press is relentless in its quest to make Jennifer Aniston pregnant.

The actress and Justin Theroux are making waves with their whirlwind romance, but for some reason, people are obsessed with this woman having a baby.

It makes no sense. Why would she rush into it when she just started dating this guy, and why it matter anyway? We have no idea, but clearly it does.

Case in point: The latest round of Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors, spawning from this picture of her showing a possible "baby bump" on Monday night:

Jennifer Aniston Baby Bump?

Wow. Look at that "bump." That is totally a baby inside her.

"Could that be a baby bump on the 42-year-old? She says she's not in a rush to have kids with boyfriend Justin Theroux, but maybe it's time!" Hollywood Life suggests.

Brilliant sleuthing, Hollywood Life.

In the case of Jessica Simpson, there's very good reason to believe she is actually with child. But with Aniston, if she did anything beyond eating a healthy diet so she does not look like an anorexic waif, we'd be surprised.

Nice dress BTW Jen.

[Photo: Fame Pictures]

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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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Jennifer Aniston has always been up for cocktail or two.

Imagine the COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK, then, when she dined with Justin Theroux at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week and STEERED CLEAR OF ALCOHOL!

"She had only fruit juice, while the guys were sipping wine and beer," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. You know what that means: Jen's pregnant with twins!

Twins For Jen!

Beverage choice aside, how does this venerable tabloid know Jen is having kids?

"Jen was seeing ob-gyn Dr. Robert Katz in Beverly Hills regularly this spring to see how fertile she is," an insider said. "She had a million questions about getting pregnant after 40 and just what is involved with in vitro fertilization."

Apparently it's working, because "Jennifer was looking radiant, tanned and healthy! She and Justin sat holding hands! Justin had his arm around Jen's waist."

Congratulations to the happy couple on their fake babies.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on the fast track with their surprisingly public relationship of four months. No one is disputing that much.

Procreation, though?

We'd expect this from OK! or In Touch, but Us surprised our staff a bit with this new cover story, claiming they are "trying for a baby" already ...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Cover

"They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family," an insider close to them tells the new issue of the celebrity gossip magazine.

"She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says:

"They both want it to happen soon."

So basically, there's no vigorous procreation plan taking place, it's just something they've discussed. That's not a misleading headline or anything.

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