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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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OMGOMG. Jennifer Aniston is totally getting a ring. Gasp.

That sounds awesome, but is it really a sign of an engagement to Justin Theroux? Or just more carefully-worded editorial brilliance from the desk at In Touch?

We'd say there's a 99.99 percent chance it's the latter.

A Ring For Jen

The tabloids are having a field day lately, with Aniston in an actual, loving relationship and Pitt somehow running his mouth about her - non-flatteringly at that.

At this point, a report that Justin Theroux threatened Brad Pitt seems almost believable. So the idea of them getting engaged has taken on an air of inevitability.

Slow down, though. Moving in together and getting married are two different things (just look at Brad). And no matter how "unique" and "meaningful" this alleged ring is, there's absolutely no proof it came from Justin, or that it even exists.

Kind of a strange call by In Touch on this week's cover. Why not lead with your alleged worldwide exclusive that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Makes no sense.

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Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is reportedly far from pleased with Brad Pitt and his recent comments about the actress. That much is probably true.

Threatening Brad over them, as In Touch reports? Probably not.

This one's all on Pitt, though. Had he not mused at length about how dull life with Jen was and how he only pretended to be happy in their marriage - context, schmontext, he said it - this would never be on a tabloid cover:

Justin Theroux Threatens Brad Pitt!

Is Angelina still fueling the fire? LOOK at her - of course (not)!

If you believe this celebrity gossip magazine, Justin called Brad a "wimp" and warned him he'd better shut his yap. Somehow we doubt there was any "showdown."

We don't doubt that Jen went ballistic when she read her ex-husband's quotes in Parade, or that her new man took exception. But the two camps being at war?

Not likely, given the lengths to which Aniston goes to NOT be dragged into stuff like this. Of course, it's more realistic than 90 percent of the stuff written about her ...

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Jennifer Aniston is not getting married anytime soon.

But why let that stop you from scooping her wedding?

That's the question apparently asked by the editorial board at In Touch Weekly, which just devoted its cover to a magical wedding that is in no way being planned by Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Read all about it!

Jennifer Aniston Wedding Scoop!

Good to hear they're already talking about raising fake babies too.

She and Justin Theroux are moving in together, and their romance is both very real and surprisingly public. But there is no wedding. They're not even engaged!

The lesson in all of this?

Jennifer Aniston is apparently one heck of a magazine seller, 'cause fake news about her expecting twins, getting hitched and stabbing Angelina Jolie in the heart tends to take precedence over actual news about any other celebrity.

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Jennifer Aniston has always been up for cocktail or two.

Imagine the COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK, then, when she dined with Justin Theroux at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week and STEERED CLEAR OF ALCOHOL!

"She had only fruit juice, while the guys were sipping wine and beer," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. You know what that means: Jen's pregnant with twins!

Twins For Jen!

Beverage choice aside, how does this venerable tabloid know Jen is having kids?

"Jen was seeing ob-gyn Dr. Robert Katz in Beverly Hills regularly this spring to see how fertile she is," an insider said. "She had a million questions about getting pregnant after 40 and just what is involved with in vitro fertilization."

Apparently it's working, because "Jennifer was looking radiant, tanned and healthy! She and Justin sat holding hands! Justin had his arm around Jen's waist."

Congratulations to the happy couple on their fake babies.

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Patti Stanger may not like it, but Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are apparently doing quite well as a couple. The pair reportedly moved in together!

Aniston and Theroux "decided to rent a house together while they keep searching for the perfect [one] to buy," a source told People. "Jen and Justin are very excited about living together in their new home."

So much for being hooked on Mr. Wrong.

Justin Theroux Pic

After Aniston put her $38 million (!) Beverly Hills spread up for sale, rumors began flying about her setting up camp in new digs with her new beau.

Well, the rumors were true.

The couple's Hollywood Hills pad reportedly provides them with much needed privacy, hardwood floors, a new ozone pool, a spa and a viewing deck, plus a master suite with vaulted ceilings and French doors leading to a lavish yard.

Nice spot for kids to run around it sounds like. Hint hint.

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Jennifer Aniston has been put on notice.

First, it was Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker, telling her to be wary of moving so fast with her new love. Now Justin Theroux's ex, Heidi Bivens, says he's not right for her! Apparently he will "NEVER" be faithful ...

Justin Theroux: Mister Wrong

Did Justin cruelly mock Jen? Depends who you ask!

It's true that Theroux, 40, was dating Heidi Bivens for more than a decade before he began seeing Aniston, 42. But is there really something salacious?

Criminal past? That probably entails a minor offense two decades ago. Somehow we don't believe Jen is dating some axe murderer without know it.

Still, as long as he's a relatively random guy dating America's Sweetheart, Theroux can expect to be scrutinized and then some. Hopefully it's worth it.

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Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux are going strong.

Most people are happy for America's Sweetheart and her fast-track romance, but the Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger is not most people.

Nor is Patti Stanger one to mince words about Theroux, as we know.

Watch out, Jen, because “something’s not right there,” she says.

Patti Stanger spoke to Radar about Jen’s new relationship and while she says Justin may be good for Jen, they should put the brakes on.

Patti Stanger Picture

“I kind of like him, but here’s my problem - he was with the last girl for 15-16 years and one day in walks the girl of his dreams and he just says bye, see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya! There’s a karmic payback for that."

“He’s handsome and he likes her and she likes him, they’ve got good body language, so it’s a matter of what really went down that he jumped ship from this girl he lived with for 16 years, something’s not right there.”

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on the fast track with their surprisingly public relationship of four months. No one is disputing that much.

Procreation, though?

We'd expect this from OK! or In Touch, but Us surprised our staff a bit with this new cover story, claiming they are "trying for a baby" already ...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Cover

"They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family," an insider close to them tells the new issue of the celebrity gossip magazine.

"She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says:

"They both want it to happen soon."

So basically, there's no vigorous procreation plan taking place, it's just something they've discussed. That's not a misleading headline or anything.

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Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston certainly are moving things right along. The duo are already house hunting together, according to reports.

The pair, who were spotted this week on a cozy date in London, "are looking for a new house to move in together," an Aniston source dishes.

The Horrible Bosses actress must leave her Beverly Hills home, which recently sold for a staggering $38 million, at the end of the month.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Sighting!

The couple returned Thursday to Los Angeles from the U.K., where Aniston, 42, had been promoting her latest flick - with Theroux in tow.

They first stepped out together in May, and just last month, Aniston said: "I'm very happy. I'm extremely lucky, and I'm extremely happy."

Unlike previous relationships, which she has kept closely guarded from the press, Jen and Justin Theroux have gone public early and often.

Here's hoping things continue positively for them both.

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