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Lacey Wildd, a woman known as the Extreme Human Barbie, was spotted in Florida getting coffee with Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll!

Yes, these are actual living, breathing people!

In one of the strangest celebrity photo ops of the summer, if not ever, the self-proclaimed Human Ken and Extreme Human Barbie actually met up in Ft. Lauderdale.

Lacey Wildd wore a bikini barely covering the world's largest breasts (that's what Wildd aspires to anyway), while a shirtless Jedlica showed off his chiseled bod.

Both of the oddball plastic surgery junkies have appeared on E!'s reality series Botched, and Wildd has also been featured on TLC's My Strange Addiction.

She has size LLL breasts, and revealed on Botched that she has the 7th largest boobs in the world. Only six more sets to go before you claim the crown, Lacey.

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Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll, says he never set out to look like a doll by undergoing countless plastic surgeries and becoming an Internet ... something.

So he says in an interview for Oprah Winfrey's Where Are They Now?

Becoming a living Human Ken Doll was never his intention or goal, but 150 or so cosmetic procedures later, someone called him that and BOOM.

"20/20 called me the Human Ken Doll. It was meant to be cute and catchy," the 33-year-old says, reflecting on his 2012 interview with that program.

"I think of it in a comical way. I don't necessarily think I look like Ken."

Perhaps not. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova doesn't necessarily look like her plastic likeness either. It's more the idea that they're ... well, plastic.

Justin Jedlica also says that the notoriety has been a net positive.

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Justin Jedlica, having proudly completed 132 plastic surgeries, believes he's now as knowledgeable (if not more so) than plastic surgeons themselves.

The Human Ken Doll dropped some knowledge as such on celebrity surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif on the series premiere of Botched.

Justin Jedlica, the Ken Doll

Dubrow, of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Nassif, of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, have clearly met when it comes to Justin Jedlica.

He explained that he has designed his own implants for his next procedures, but it's hard for him to find a doctor who is willing to work in tandem with him.

It's especially difficult, as Justin feels plastic surgeons are simply "glorified tailors."

"It took me a long time to realize that different people have different ideals of beauty," he admits, without irony, considering the lengths he's gone to personally.

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is being taken to task again by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who likens her to a lifeless mannequin with zero personality.

Jedlica, who earned his Ken comparisons due to the extensive plastic surgeries he has undergone to become the perfect specimen, is no fan of his counterpart.

In fact, to hear him tell it, she's not even on the same level.

Justin Jedlica, who is gay and married his partner last July, told Us about his meeting with that other living doll, who he just did not click with, last year.

"She was cute, and seemed overall very sweet," Jedlica said, however, "I tried to give her a hug and crack up with her, but she wasn’t really having it."

He felt that Valeria Lukyanova's goal in life was "to impersonate a mannequin" even when cameras were off, and that she came off ... well, plastic.

"If she gives off too much emotion or personality, people aren't going to associate her with a plastic object," Justin mused. "With a dead mannequin. Right?"

"So, why are we giving you the time of day? As an out gay male, as a stepfather of two kids, you kind of start to think ... what are you using your celebrity for?"

"You don't speak, you don't laugh, there's no personality."

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Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica wants to clear the air about one thing.

While he is 95 percent plastic, he does not have the non-crotch region as seen on an actual Ken Doll. There are actual genitals under that thong, people.

You may lower the blinds (or open the window and vomit) on cue:

Justin Jedlica: Human Ken Doll!

In an interview with The Daily Beast, he assured fans (which he has, we guess) that he is still human where it counts most. The junk is real and it works.

“I would say more of my inspiration stems from ‘manga’ or anime," muses the male equivalent of Valeria Lukyanova when asked about his signature "look."

"I find that much more appealing in all honestly than a Ken doll. It’s sort of that over-stylized, cartoonish version of human form [that I like]," Justin Jedlica says.

"I have all these haters being like, ‘Does that mean you want to cut off your penis?’ And I’m like actually, I wish it was dragging on the ground like anime.”

Humble brag much, JJ?

If you aren't sufficiently disturbed yet and feel the need to expose your eyes to additional images you can never unsee, check out more Human Ken pics below:

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is being taken to task by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who just doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

One would be forgiven for thinking that the plastic surgery-addicted Human Ken and Human Barbie might make the perfect couple, but one would be wrong.

Very, very wrong.

Justin Jedlica, Real-Life Ken Doll

Jedlica, infamous for undergoing around 140 surgical procedures to look like Ken, doesn't exactly have the nicest things to say about Valeria Lukyanova.

"We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl," he told GQ before adding, "I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions.

"She wears stage makeup ...she's an illusionist."

Human Barbie hates race-mixing as well, BTW.

Jedlica, for his part, takes pride in that he has taken extensive measures to actually become Ken - not just fake it with makeup and photo filters.

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Justin Jedlica and his unyielding quest to become a real-life Ken doll got us thinking ... this dude really, really needs to get together with Human Barbie.

Some see these two plastic surgery disasters. We see them as soul mates.

We've talked at length about Valeria Lukyanova, but her male counterpart Jedlica is equally relentless in his quest to become a real life human Ken doll.

Appearing on My Strange Addiction and later going on The Doctors, Jedlica revealed he’d had over 100 cosmetic procedures (with no plans to stop).

Now the 33-year-old has held true to his word and is up to a mind-blowing 145 procedures completed and a tab of more than $168,000, Radar reports.

All that's left is to wed a beautiful plastic bride ... who is starving herself and subsisting on air and light. Have we not made our case convincingly yet?

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