by Hilton Hater at

Justin Gaston is a moron.

No, he doesn't sport a misspelled tattoo, like certain other young stars. But the boyfriend of Miley Cyrus tells the latest issue of Details magazine that he really likes attention... yet he dislikes the paparazzi.

When asked who he'd wish to be for a day, Gaston told the publication:

"[I'd be] one of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day. You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I'd like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?"

Not as weird as being pimped out by Billy Ray Cyrus, Justin.

Seemingly contradicting his admitted affection for attention, here is Justin's take on celebrity gossip reporters:

"I have nightmares about paparazzi. I always have these, like, flashing things in my dreams. They're so scary. I was going to tweet about [the paparazzi] the other day, but I was afraid people might be, like, mean to me, which they often are. Please don't be mean to me on Twitter. I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy with a dream. I don't know what that means."

So, to summarize: Justin Gaston is a man with a confusing dream, who loves attention, hates being photographed, yearns to be a dog and is dating an egomaniacal 16-year old.

Is everyone clear on that? Good. Now click on the pics below to enlarge more images of the model from his Details photo shoot:

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by Hilton Hater at

In this day and age, Twitter can often tell all.

With that in mind, we can't help wondering if the relationship between Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston is going through a rough patch... and if said rough patch is a result of Miley cheating on her man!

Going Conversative

We'll let Gaston's most recent Tweets explain:

OMG, readers. Has Miley knowingly deceived Justin? Might the rumor of her and Nick Jonas rekindling their relationship not be so "stupidddd" after all?

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by Free Britney at

Miley Cyrus has some bad news for Justin Gaston, according to a report in today's New York Daily News. She wants to get back with her ex, Nick Jonas.

Despite dating 20-year-old underwear model-musician Gaston for nearly eight months, Miley apparently says her heart belongs to Nick, her first love.

Destroyed by Daddy

The two - who split in 2007 - find it "impossible to stay apart."

“Miley and Nick want to get back together,” a source says. “They’re working together [on a new video], in close proximity to each other. They’re now spending more and more time together, and they’re constantly on the phone.”

When the two were seen on a lunch date at L.A.’s Village Idiot in mid-April, Miley Cyrus laughed off romance rumors, using the “just friends” line.

But do friends kiss? Do they cuddle? Justin Gaston may have reason to worry. When Miley and Nick get together these days, things hardly seem platonic.

“Miley was over at the Jonas house recently, and they were smooching," says the Daily News source. "Nick’s parents have this rule that when a girl is over, the door has to be open, but that didn’t stop Nick and Miley from making out.”

Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus are “very sweet together,” but they do have squabbles - the insider says - like when it comes to telling Justin Gaston the truth.

The source says that when it comes to dumping Gaston, Miley turned on the waterworks recently, crying: “How do I tell him? I don’t know how to do this!”

Adds the insider, “She doesn’t know how to tell Justin that they are over, but Nick is being very firm with her. He’s a good, stand-up kind of guy, and is making Miley tell Justin very, very soon. He’s being tough about it.”

Some say the two are MFEO (made for each other). Miley recently told Ryan Seacrest, “Me and Nick talk all the time and he is one my best friends. We love each other, and I am happy we have been able to stay such good friends.”

But should they be - and are they already - more than that? Do you believe this story? Who do you think Miley Cyrus should date?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

Thanks to her relationship with boyfriend Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus isn't just spending more time than ever with the paparazzi.

She's totally hanging with God.

"I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him," Miley said during a taping of The Rachael Ray Show that will air tomorrow. "He's really made me read my Bible. He's made me actually read the stories in the Bible - not the quick little verses - that not only help me, but show you how to help other people."

Oh yeah, Miley? Have you come across any passages that relate to pre-marial sex with an older man chosen for you by your pimp-like father?

If not, allow our staff to save you some time...

"Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." - Hebrews 13:4

"To avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife and every woman have her own husband." -
Corinthians 7:2

"But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion." -
I Corinthians 7:9

"And thou shall take a chill pill when it comes to fame, which can be fleeting and entirely based on the marketing of a certain mouse-themed company; thou should also not make fun of Asian people." -
The Hollywood Gossip, 11:32.

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by Free Britney at

Fortunately, when Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston were spotted out and about over the weekend, there were no racy cleavage pics or Asian mockery. Just good old-fashioned attention-seeking PDAs and poses. See? Who needs controversy?

The pair got cozy during an outing in L.A. on Saturday, hitting up Barnes and Noble in Studio City and Market City Cafe in Burbank, then meeting up with Miley's mom, Tish, for a late lunch. Here's a picture of the smiling pair ...

Two Lovebirds

Miley Cyrus smiles ear-to-ear, and with good reason. She's got a hot guy and droves of celeb gossip photographers covering her every move, just how she likes it.

Good to see these two are doing well with their odd relationship. We don't care what you guys say, Justin totally looks like a young Billy Ray, the man who's basically grooming him to date his underage daughter. Quite weird.

Anyway, click to enlarge more pics of Miley and Justin ...

  • Walk With Me Girl
  • Props to Celeb News Media
  • Young Lovers
  • Miley Cyrus, Boyfriend Pic
  • Miley, Justin and Tish
  • Miley and Justin Strollin'
  • Checkout Love
  • Cyrus and Gaston Pic
  • Gaston and Cyrus

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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by Hilton Hater at

Man.

We thought it was gross enough that Miley Cyrus was dating 20-year old Justin Gaston. He's old enough to vote, buy porn and fight in a war.

She just got her license.

But then we saw the photo below of Gaston, following last night's date with his girlfriend at Mr. Chow’s in Los Angeles - and the relationship between he and Cyrus turned a whole lot grosser!

After all, is it just us, or does Miley's boyfriend look an awful lot like... Miley's father?!?

Justin Gaston is the protege, and possible future son-in-law, of Billy Ray Cyrus. Can you tell which man in Miley's life is which?

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Lost amidst all the fuss over various racy photos of Miley Cyrus, the celebrity gossip world has almost forgotten about her boyfriend Justin Gaston... and the ridiculous, almost-naked pics he poses for every month!

In February, Gaston stripped down for some magazine called VMAN.

Now, the 20-year old model graces the cover of Electric Youth!. A few notes about this publication:

  • It does not have a website;
  • It refers to Gaston as "America's New Idol;"
  • And it teases "loads of photos" of "SEXY BOYS."

We're not judging, but Miley might wanna have a talk with Justin. We understand his desperation for fame, but what demographic is he trying to appeal to here?

Electric Youth!
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by Hilton Hater at

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston went for a job together earlier this week.

They look like any normal, loving couple that exercises together, right? Not quite.

Let's count all the things wrong about this photo:

  1. Miley is wearing giant sunglasses;
  2. Miley is wearing jean shorts;
  3. Miley is not wearing a sports bra;
  4. They are running in the middle of the street;
  5. And, hmmm, there's was one more thing... oh yeah:
  6. Gaston is 20 years old and Miley just got her driver's license!

In Need of Water

Click on the images above for more pics of Miley Cyrus and Justis Gaston showing off their bodies for the camera getting some exercise.

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by Hilton Hater at

Justin Gaston is misunderstood.

As part of an article in the latest of VMAN Magazine, Mr. Miley Cyrus said:

Miley, Justin and Tish

"People don't understand there's no such thing as an underwear model, there's just modeling. Nine times out of 10, I'm actually wearing clothes."

Hmmm, really?

While we can't verify that self-proclaimed percentage of clothed pics, we can say that we don't blame Gaston for stripping down so often. Courtesy of that same, random publication, just look at the shirtless stud:

Want more of Justin Gaston topless? Click on the images above!

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by Hilton Hater at

Note to Miley Cyrus:

Please stop pretending like you're so innocent when you're older boyfriend is grabbing his crotch and exposing his bulge in a recent photo shoot for some random magazine.

Indeed, Justin Gaston was recently photographed as part of a spread for VMAN. In the shots, the model pretends that a tennis net is Cyrus, as he straddles and thrusts his way into the spotlight.

This is a definite O-Face Hall of Fame moment...

Quite a Bulge
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