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There was some big-time drama for both Audrina Partridge and Lauren Conrad on last night's all-new episode of The Hills. Let's get right down to it.

First, there was the introduction of Stephanie Pratt (yes, she's the "She-Pratt"), a girl who you can immediately tell is related to the great Spencer Pratt.

Heidi Montag Pratt Picture

Not only does the sister of the show's villain talk like he does, they sort of look the same! Stephanie might even be a little cute if she weren't a Pratt.

Anyway. Stephanie Pratt confronted Lauren Conrad at the hot L.A. club Opera while LC was out with her pals. The she-Pratt and LC started she-bickering and Conrad pal Brody Jenner found himself in the middle of it as well.

"When you hate my brother, it makes me hate you," a drunk Stephanie Pratt hissed at Lauren Conrad, before redirecting her wrath at Brody Jenner, who told her to back the hell off. Damn straight, bitch. Take your catfight elsewhere!

Later, upon hearing his sister's recollection of the night's events, the male Pratt and his faux fiancee, Heidi Montag, weighed in on the situation at home.

"I could never be friends with someone who's [friends with Lauren]" said smarmy Spencer Pratt, reiterating his intense dislike for his ex-BFF Brody Jenner.

Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner were all under the gun last night, facing off with foes old and new - Justin-Bobby Brescia and Stephanie Pratt.

Meanwhile, during the same crazy night at the Opera, Audrina was thrown for a major loop when Justin Brescia - a.k.a. Justin Bobby - was busted making out with some redhead ... then laughing about it as Audrina confronted him.

Seriously folks. We love to rip on Spencer Pratt at The Hollywood Gossip, but even he has nowhere near the ass bag qualities of Justin-Bobby Brescia.

Fortunately, Audrina Patridge ended up giving Justin Brescia the heave-ho, but it was not easy. The weasel tried his best to hang on, and darn near talked himself into yet another chance. Good to see Audrina hold strong at the end.

As Audrina reflected upon how her life had been effectively ruined by this waste of space for months now, she decided that despite her attraction to him, she had to send Justin-Bobby heading for The Hills (so to speak) forever.

"It's hopeless," she said. "We should just be friends."

Way to go, girl. Way to go.

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After countless heart-to-hearts with her friends, like Lauren Conrad (on and off camera), The Hills' Audrina Patridge has officially told her douchebag scruffy, motorcycle riding boyfriend, Justin "Bobby" Brescia, to hit the road.

Audrina told Us Weekly in its new issue that it took an embarrassing public blowout at a club for her to realize Justin Brescia was not Mr. Right.

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera

"I caught him doing something he shouldn't have been doing and it was just the last straw," Audrina Patridge says of her October 16 fight at Opera.

What, exactly, was Justin-Bobby up to?

A source says he was "making out with a red-headed girl right in front of Audrina, and when she confronted him about it he laughed in her face."

Audrina Patridge said of the fight with Justin-Bobby Brescia at Opera, "It was one of the hardest nights ever I've had to deal with. And it was on camera too."

Patridge admits that she and Justin Brescia, whom she met before she was on The Hills, never were dating exclusively. But he had been pushing it.

"I don't feel like he's giving at all," Audrina said. "I'm always there for him no matter what, and sometimes I don't feel like it's mutual."

A source close to The Hills star is more blunt: "Whenever they'd go out, he'd ignore her. He would never return her calls, never ask her on dates."

He was, however, happy to show up when the cameras were around. He's like a less interesting, less loyal, scraggly-ass version of Spencer Pratt!

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What does a young, fun reality TV star do when she turns 21? Have a dinner with her lame "fiancé" packed with awkward pauses and boring conversation.

Yeah. Despite the best efforts of a sullen Heidi Montag to show The Hills viewers (as well as herself, in all likelihood) that a quiet dinner with Spencer Pratt was all she needed on such an occasion, Montag just can't sell this one.

She can fake her boobs, her nose, her engagement ring, her new Chanel purse (you know Spencer just got hold of a box and didn't pay for that thing), but even Heidi Montag fell short of convincing us that this was her idea of 21st birthday fun.

Whitney Port, Lauren Conrad

Luckily, not everyone is as dull as Heidi Montag, whose life less interesting than watching paint dry. Some girls from The Hills (Whitney/LC) actually do stuff!

Lauren Conrad and her Teen Vogue boss / co-worker, Whitney Port, put on a huge fashion show for the magazine, moving young Hollywood stars down the crowded red carpet and seating them in just minutes.

Despite widespread chaos and late-arriving stars such as Hayden Panettiere and Hilary Duff, LC and Whitney ran the event as well as any tandem could, and their efforts won the glowing approval of demanding supervising editor Lisa Love, as well as the magazine's editor-in-chief, Amy Astley. Team Whitney!

Meanwhile, at the famed Viper Room on Sunset Blvd., Audrina Patridge and her douchebag beau, Justin-Bobby, went to see a band called The Ruse perform.

She had planned on scouting them for Epic Records, where she works. But at an after-party, one of the band members starts scouting her, if you know what we mean. We mean he wants to get Audrina out of that oversized t-shirt!

Of course, a mumbling but semi-protective Justin-Bobby (a.k.a. Justin Brescia) tells the guy "she's pretty good" when asked if Audrina is on the market.

In moron-speak, this apparently means "hands off my woman," because the Ruse guy looks sad, and J-B and Audrina Patridge soon leave the bar together.

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It doesn't look like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are breaking up, but another pair of stars from The Hills had quite the spat Thursday night.

The crew of The Hills was filming an upcoming episode of the show, and TMZ was on hand to watch a sneak preview of the drama to come on MTV.

Audrina at the TCA

Audrina Patridge and her boyfriend, Justin Brescia (a.k.a. Justin-Bobby), got into a screaming match near the main entrance of the club Opera.

As she screams, "He doesn't even have the balls to come and talk to me," Audrina Patridge can be seen giving Justin-Bobby the one-finger salute. Hot!

You can check out the video of Audrina freaking out on Justin-Bobby here.

As Audrina retreated to the parking lot - minus Justin Brescia at this point - the MTV crew sprinted after her, beside itself that something interesting and action-packed was actually happened on slow-moving show.

Now we just need to see scenes of Whitney Port and Ben Lyons fighting. Or making out and fawning over each other. Too little Whitney on this show!

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After a week absence that tested our patience, The Hills girls returned to bring Season 3's rising, soap-opera style tensions to a new high.

  • The subject of this week's drama: Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors.
  • The creator of the rumors (or at least the person bringing them up again, months later): Notorious troublemaker Jen Bunney.

Blame it all on the Bunney, indeed.

Lauren Conrad's fair-weather friend returned to The Hills with a vengeance last night, making that annoying ass pouty face and saying "like" and "um" more times than we can count. And blaming Brody Jenner for spreading those LC sex tape rumors that we thought simmered down months ago.

Of course, to any Hills fan, the theory that Brody Jenner spread sex tape rumors about Lauren Conrad sounds crazy. Where's the motive? This is a guy who won't say a harsh word towards anyone. And his alleged involvement in these rumors is a result of hearsay from - guess who - Heidi Montag.

Yes, Jen Bunney tells Lauren Conrad that Heidi Montag said Brody Jenner made up the rumors. Looks like she's just trying to take the heat off Spencer Pratt.

Traveling the way much celebrity gossip does these days - txt msg, omg - LC gets a message at work that Jen Bunney needs to talk to her. Small talk is not a big part of the equation here, as "Buns" is quick to drop the Lauren Conrad sex tape bomb, so to speak. Poor LC. She's just trying to move on and live her life!

Slightly suspicious of Brody Jenner, Lauren confronts the Prince of Malibu and he skirts the issue, reluctant to admit that he knows Spencer did it. But Lauren starts accusing him and finally he relents, stating that he knows "100 percent for a fact" that the loathsome Spencer Pratt is to blame.

Basically, this whole episode confirmed what we've known for months. You have to love The Hills, people, there's really no show like it.

In other news, Whitney Port was adorable (yet far too sparingly used) at the Teen Vogue offices, while Lauren apologized to Audrina Patridge for being judgmental about Justin Brescia (better known as Justin-Bobby) in Las Vegas.

He had a couple of good lines while shooting pool, although they may have to start giving him subtitles, because he mumbles too much to be understood.

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After weeks of standing on the sidelines and weighing in on her friends' romances on The Hills, the lovely Lauren Conrad finally got a little action herself - at the birthday party for her ex, Brody Jenner, in Las Vegas.

After a surprise arrival in Las Vegas for pal Jenner's birthday, LC gave her hunky ex a birthday kiss, and then later, some "just-because" kisses. Sexy!

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While we don't think these two are officially back on, that Lauren Conrad sure is cute when she gives people those flirty eyes, don't you think?

Credit for their possibly rekindled romance has to go to Brody's bud, Frankie Delgado, who seemed to spend a lot of time convincing Lauren Conrad that the reason she and Brody used to fight was - what else - the presence of Spencer Pratt.

Speaking of Frankie Delgado, he got some action himself - from LC's namesake pal, Lauren Bosworth, a.k.a. Lo. The highlight of the night was a tipsy Lo falling over and flashing her friends, to which Lauren replied, "I just saw Lo's Britney!"

Yup, it was all good in Las Vegas... except for Justin Bobby. The boyfriend of Audrina Patridge (real name Justin Brescia), J-Bobby didn't say two words the whole time, despite the girls' efforts to engage him in conversation.

When Lo and LC confront Audrina regarding J-B's unwillingness to, you know, act like an adult and speak, Audrina lets them have it, saying "Okay, I'll blow him off, I'll never see him again, just to make you guys happy... I'm done!"

The high drama of the night goes to Heidi Montag's co-worker, Elodie. Still pissed over Heidi's promotion, she quits. Then, on her last day, Elodie agrees to cover a big event for Heidi, who wants to celebrate her anniversary with Spencer.

In one of the biggest, funniest, passive-aggressive bitch moves in Hills history, Elodie says sure, she'll cover for Heidi, knowing damn well she won't even be working at the company by that night. Details, right?

As a result of Elodie's mean maneuver, Spencer and Heidi's romantic dinner at Don Antonio's Mexican Restaurant is cut short when she gets an urgent call that the event she is supposed to be running is not staffed by... anyone!

Oh snap! Next up? If you thought the Lauren Conrad sex tape drama was over ... you were right. But that won't stop everyone from pointing fingers at each other regarding who spread the rumors in the first place!

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Opera and Crimson morphed into one ultra-club for Us Weekly's annual Hot Hollywood Awards, which was as packed with celebrities as it was with their publicists, assistants, managers and bodyguards.

Case in point: when Justin Brescia, a.k.a. Justin-Bobby from The Hills, has a PR rep guarding his table, you know there is something wrong with the world.

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Nevertheless, we mean no disrespect to J-B, and The Hills was well represented at the event. A great time was had by all. Here's a pic of Justin-Bobby with his girl, Audrina Patridge, as well as a photo of the always lovely Lauren Conrad.

NOTE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were also there, but we decided to spare you a shot of them sucking face in public... for at least the next hour or two.

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Haters be damned! The Hills' Audrina Patridge couldn't care less if fans of her hit reality show are skeptical of the relationship she's revived with her ex Justin "Bobby" Brescia.

"Of course we have our feuds and everything, but it's fun having him part of the show," says Audrina Patridge, who works at Epic Records when she's not being Lauren Conrad's BFF.

Topless Audrina Patridge Picture

"He is so cute!"

LC hasn't looked too thrilled about Justin Brescia so far, but other pals of the star, who have watched the couple's off-and-on dating for two years now, say they've seen plenty of evidence that the hairstylist, 25, is the one for Audrina.

"The core people around Audrina's life know what Justin-Bobby means to her," says a friend.

"It's not like he's just pursuing her to be on the show ... he is dealing with the show so he can continue to be part of her life."

It's a gesture not lost on Audrina Patridge.

"He is so not used to having the cameras around," she says. "He hates it, but he does it for me."

So should we take Justin-Bobby off the list of boyfriends on The Hills that we can't stand (a list that includes Jason Wahler and Spencer Pratt)?

Tell us what you think.

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For Lauren Conrad, it's apparently tough to find a BFF and roommate with a boyfriend who doesn't suck. And turn her into a mother hen, of sorts.

The beautiful star of The Hills found herself in a somewhat familiar area Monday night, playing the third wheel as her roommate dated a new "hot" guy.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at Area

Only this time it's not Heidi Montag, but new BFF, Audrina Patridge, and on-again boyfriend, Justin... whose friends, of course, call him Bobby. Thus, Justin-Bobby.

What's J-B's actual name? We have no idea. Nor would we care, except that Audrina Patridge is apparently too clueless to give this assbag the boot.

After a standoffish meeting with Lauren - the guy showcased his belching skillz and displayed the maturity of an eight-year-old in an upscale eatery (no joke) - Conrad will likely have less-nice, more descriptive nicknames for Justin-Bobby.

Mumbling, hiding under a hood and telling Lauren Conrad bluntly that he doesn't care about her opinion, Justin-Bobby is shaping up to be a worthy competitor for Spencer.

The scheming Spencer Pratt does a much better job of making himself compelling to watch, though - even the haters have to give him that.

Despite a desire not to hurt Lauren, who told her she should pull the plug, Audrina nonetheless found herself back with the motorcycle-riding bad boy by the episode's end.

As Lauren Conrad herself knows, sometimes the bad boys are the hardest to let go of. But will LC give Audrina flak for giving Justin-Bobby this second chance?

In other dysfunctional relationship news, the newly engaged Heidi Montag showed off her fake engagement ring at work, then struggled to set the ground rules for cohabitation. Her methods of choice were passive-agressive - and entertaining!

After Spencer Pratt "surprised" his lovely lover with vintage '80s arcade games and a graffiti-splashed living room wall, and didn't listen to her pleas for even a little input as to home decor, Heidi gave him a taste of his own medicine.

Spencer came home to find Heidi paint-rolling over his "artwork," offering him his very own "surprise" - a clean, plain, off-white wall!

Pratt fumed as Montag explained that if they plan to make this "engagement thing" work, they're going to have to make decisions together. Spencer was seething as he agreed as he stared forlornly at his once glorious wall. In a moment, though, he picked up a roller and finished off Heidi's project.

Is Spencer now thinking pal Brody Jenner may have been right when he said marriage was just an institution for dumb guys who can't get otherwise laid?

Who knows. But next week on The Hills, Spencer ditches a Brody BBQ to meet Heidi's parents in Colorado, while Brody and LC commiserate over their lost friendships. Meanwhile, Audrina encounters drama with Justin-Bobby - drama everyone in America saw coming but her!

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It's been awhile since we ran an Audrina Patridge story.

We've already heard from her friend and roommate, Lauren Conrad, today. But Audrina, who endeared herself to fans on Season 2 of The Hills, has been keeping a low profile.

Pic of Audrina

Until we came across these pictures of Audrina Patridge hosting a party at Cameo Nightclub on June 29. With the star of The Hills is a dude named Justin Brescia. Check it out:

Clearly, Audrina Patridge is a natural at the turntables.

It's good to see that if a career in reality TV doesn't work out, Audrina can channel her inner DJ AM. Speaking of Adam Goldstein, he's probably plotting a way to date Patridge already.

Somewhere, meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are kicking themselves for not hosting a party at a club or being photographed frolicking on a beach in the last 72 hours.