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We've documented the revealing statement made by the shirt of Audrina Patridge the other night - but that wasn't the only noteworthy thing about the inauguration party attended by the celeb at West Hollywood hot spot Coco de Ville.

Reports says Audrina was enjoying kissy-time with some mystery man in a red plaid shirt - and while he would definitely wear that, it wasn't her usual beau.

Audrina Patridge: Sick Body

Justin-Bobby (real name Justin Brescia) is certainly not gonna like it when he reads this. Assuming he's even literate, that is. The jury's still out on that one.

Throughout the night, the unnamed fella smooched The Hills star on her neck and, at one point, even picked her up - or at least tried. The smooth one stumbled and then dropped her. Ow. Fortunately, Audrina Patridge didn't miss a beat.

Picking herself up and smiling ear-to-ear, Audzo threw up her hands as the DJ played Barack Obama-related tunes. The reality star proceeded to grab a couple of drinks and chat with her female friends before calling it a night.

It's getting hard to keep track of how many times she and J-Bobby break up, but we're sure he'll turn up eventually. In other Hills couple news you won't see on TV, Lauren Conrad and Kyle Howard appear to be going strong!

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British comedian Russell Brand is best known for raunchy routines, a role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, hosting the MTV VMAs, and for his heroin, alcohol and sex addictions, plus his frequent trouble with the law (he's been arrested 11 times).

That's quite a resume - to which he can now add Justin-Bobby stand-in. As he left his London apartment this week, Brand bore quite a resemblance to The Hills loser:

Russell Brand Photo

If Justin-Bobby (real name Justin Brescia) is famous for three things, those would be mumbling, not showering and treating Audrina Patridge like crap while somehow managing not to get dumped. It's actually fairly impressive.

But if J-Bob is known for a fourth thing, it's dressing like a hobo. Brand fashions himself more of an "S&M Willy Wonka," but still, the similarities are there!

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Last night's season finale of The Hills was about what you'd expect - equally parts funny, awkward, strange and annoying, partially staged and, well, totally awesome.

Our recap will consist of awarding and deducting points as we see fit. Season Four ended with Speidi possibly making its wedding legal, Heidi Montag possibly making up with Lauren Conrad, and Justin-Bobby definitely being the biggest loser on Earth.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Lo calls everybody "sweetie." Reminds us of our mom. Minus 4.

For all of her supposed animosity toward Heidi, Lauren Conrad seemed pretty genuine during their reconciliation. Plus 13, because as catty as girls can be, this showed us what we've always believed - that LC is a "sweetie" at heart.

During her emotional heart-to-heart with Lauren, Heidi pronounces irreparable "ir-re-PAIR-able." She is the anti-THEE-sis of smart. Minus 2.

Plus 17 for Brent Bolthouse's non-reactions to Heidi's story about marrying in Mexico - like, the "craziest thing she's EVER done!" In all 22 years on this planet, really? Staging your fake wedding after getting hammered? Moron. Minus 9.

Man, Darlene hates Spencer Pratt. We all do, of course, but she really does not like the man. And as convoluted and fake as the show is at times, you can tell just how fearful she is that her daughter will marry this jackass. Plus 11.

Good grief, is Justin-Bobby wearing effing overalls? Minus 3.

Justin offers his brunette babe some ring, but it has no definition. Shrewd maneuver by J-Bobby. This appears to say so much, yet means jack. Plus 6.

But Minus 3 because Audrina continues to date a guy who does not shower.

This has to be explained: After dodging questions about their sham wedding all week, Spencer brought Heidi to a courthouse to make it official, then abruptly changed his mind. She had already said "I do," but when it was Pratt's turn he hesitated. The reason? A sudden epiphany, the need to create a fantasy ceremony for Heidi that would include patching things up with her family, who were disappointed to have been shut out of the couple's union. So basically, this entire thing - the trip to the courthouse (after hours), the MTV promo of only Heidi's vows, their interviews on the subject, the episode's frickin' title - was a setup. Worst. Wedding. Ever. Minus 30.

Much as we are going to miss Whitney Port on The Hills, giving her The City was a good move by MTV. She never meshed with The Hills crowd, preferring to live her own life, and The Hills has evolved into a couple of separate shows as it is. So Plus 25 for The City debuting next week - and The Hills returning for Season Five!

TOTAL: +4. A huge deduction for the wedding nonsense, but a great episode - and season - overall! Leave a comment with your scores!

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What can one even say about the upcoming season finale of The Hills (Monday, December 22, 10 p.m.) that the preview below does not encompass?

Scruffy Spencer Pratt basically defies Heidi Montag's irate mom, Darlene, and heads to the courthouse to make their sham wedding in Mexico official.

Lauren Conrad then decides to make amends with one-time BFF Heidi.

Justin-Bobby makes up with Audrina Patridge and gives her a ring.

What a loser. Anyway, looks like a great episode on tap, culminating the "reality" show's best season yet. Take a look at the preview below ...

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Last night's episode of The Hills was delightful, funny, poignant and nauseating at the same time. Our recap will consist of awarding and deducting points as we see fit.

When Whitney Port receives the call at work from Diane Von Furstenberg, she announces she's moving to The City. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag embark on a romantic trip to Mexico that ends with them getting drunk and married.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Like, nobody knows where Spencer and Heidi are, Stephanie Pratt says. Except the MTV camera crew that's filming you morons. Just ask them! Minus 6

Whitney getting the call about the job at work was so fake. But we loved Whitney's expressions (and LC's "OMG" face) so much, who cares? Plus 4.

Good Lord, Heidi's fake Mexican accent at the restaurant made us want to claw our eyes out. No amount of Patron should make you that lame. Minus 5.

Trying to railroad Heidi into getting married, Spencer says Heidi "makes him want to be nicer." Not a true romantic, but the best he could do. Plus 6.

Audrina fills the girls in on Heidi's absence. She's useless, but Minus only 3 for the obligatory (mercifully quick) Justin-Bobby cameo. We hate him so hard.

Heidi Montag rocks her typical outfit of clubbing makeup, a red bikini and high heels. LOL. What a skank. Minus 7 for lowering her standards each week, but Plus 14 for the Playboy spread she's subtly auditioning for and will get.

Talking About Feelings

Tell us that Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port talking about feelings during their lunch date at the end didn't elicit a tear or two from you. Pass the tissues! Plus 17!

No footage of the actual ceremony, except on Spencer's camcorder? MTV follows them all the way to Cabo and falls asleep at the wheel then? Fishy. Minus 11.

Oh, how totally sweet are Whitney's parents? Watching them interacting with her, they seem like just the sort of people who would raise Whitney. Plus 9.

Obligatory Plus 1 for the After Show, because we were too harsh on Jessi and Dan last week. They are actually okay. Lo was kinda boring last night though.

Heidi tells Spencer she'll "show him what a wife does." We think we know what she means. And we're talking about Spencer Pratt. *shiver* Minus 23.

Heidi says her mom is going to freak, which we already know is totally accurate. And we thought Darlene was crazy to suggest Spencer drugged her before the wedding. Alcohol could be considered a drug, technically ... Plus 10.

TOTAL: +6. Major swings, but great overall! Leave a comment with your scores!

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In what comes as a surprise to exactly zero fans of The Hills who are all-too familiar with her pathetic behavior and pitifully low standards in men, it looks like Audrina Patridge and Justin-Bobby Brescia are back on good terms.

Justin-Bobby was spotted bringing his weak-willed, fake-breasted girlfriend coffee and then getting into a car with her Thursday in W. Hollywood.

Audrina Patridge: Sick Body

Their reunion comes just days after Audrina suggested (for the 368th time) on her blog that she and Justin-Bobby were definitely over for good.

TOO EASY: [Insert obligatory Justin-Bobby joke here]

She said she was upset that J-Bobby wouldn't speak to her after rumors broke that he hooked up with her friend and The Hills star, Lauren Conrad.

The incident has been the focus of The Hills in recent weeks.

"As for Justin-Bobby, his inexcusable behavior has become somewhat expected at this point," Audrina Patridge lamented, before taking him back.

The 23-year-old then added that: "I just want to say that if I were looking for a serious relationship, I would definitely be looking elsewhere!"

Way to stand up for yourself and demand better, Audzo. You're an inspiration.

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Audrina Patridge wants to set the record straight about her feud with Lauren Conrad and LC's alleged hookup (which never happened) with loser Justin-Bobby.

On her official blog, Patridge writes that "never did I EVER call Lauren a 'slut,' 'bad friend,' 'shady person....' I simply asked Lauren a question and that was how she interpreted it. I didn't go around town running my mouth, either."

She is right - never did Audrina use these words on the episode of The Hills in which this all hit the fan, either. But basically, Lauren Conrad felt that by merely asking if the rumor was true, rather than dismissing it, Audzo implied them.

There's an argument to be made there, as well.

Justin-Bobby and Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge just get rid herself of loser BF Justin-Bobby.

As for confiding in Heidi Montag over the incident (which surely didn't help smooth things over with Conrad), Patridge says the following:

"Heidi knows how Lauren works and when Lauren hung up on me and was acting like a child, I obviously thought the worst. I do always find it interesting to watch The Hills episodes and see what senseless gossip people come up with!"

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Last week set the bar pretty high, but The Hills was still solid last night. As always, our recap will consist of us awarding and deducting points as we see fit.

Audrina Patridge is, like, still a mess over the scandalous Lauren Conrad-Justin-Bobby hookup that didn't actually happen. She doesn't know what to do next. Meanwhile, Speidi pays a visit to his Nana, and Spencer rips Stephanie a lot.

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One second after showing up, Spencer Pratt rips Stephanie for decorating her kitchen like a bathroom. It's like he was determined to fire off an insult at the first possible opportunity and that's what he saw. Plus 3.

Obligatory Minus 5 for Heidi Montag's Times Square hooker / clubbing makeup. In broad daylight. At lunch with a nice old lady, no less. Tramp.

Whitney Port tells LC she's still in touch with Jay Lyon, who writes "xo" after, like, every sentence when they text. OMG, so cute, mate. Plus 7.

My, Casey Patridge was wearing a colorful top in this episode. Oh, wait, those are just her tats. Plus 4. And Plus 2 more for her wise words.

Audzo ranted non-stop about Justin-Bobby, yet the dirtbag did not actually appear last night. Normally, this would be cause for celebration, but in this case his mumbled, idiotic remarks would have fostered even more drama. So Minus 4.

Audrina Patridge sort of admits that she jumped to conclusions and treated Lauren unfairly over this, but then cops a pathetic excuse, "I don't even know who I am anymore" rather than just moving on. OMG, grow up, girl. Minus 9.

Not just a Brody Jenner sighting. A shirtless Brody Jenner sighting. Plus 16. And Plus 5 more for is query to LC about "banging Justin-Bobby."

Speaking of the great BJ, that promo for Bromance was comically bad. But come on, we know we're gonna watch that and The City. Plus 5.

Anyone else think Nana is kind of sweet? Maybe Spencer's adopted. Plus 3.

Stephanie says Spencer wouldn't be Nana's "favorite" if she knew more about him. Riiight. Spencer has actually talked about Nana on numerous occasions in celebrity gossip tabloids! She has a scrapbook! Nice try, Steph. Minus 4.

TOTAL: +21. Leave a comment with your own scores!

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Best. Episode. Ever. The Hills was in rare form last night, and our recap, as always, will consist of our staff awarding and deducting points as it sees fit.

Holly Montag is still, like, totally sad about the way things went down with Heidi. Spencer is still a jerk. Meanwhile, Audrina thinks Lauren hooked up with Justin-Bobby - and both J-Bobby and LC are far from pleased about her accusations.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Audrina tells Chiara that Dino (Dina?) told her about the Lauren-Justin hookup. Minus 2 because Audzo has no friends with normal names, and Minus 3 more for the "detail" of the hookup she refers to not being explained. Peeps wanna know!

Would anyone be surprised if Lo Bosworth started the rumor? That would be classic, diabolical Lo. But she sort of said nothing throughout. Minus 1.

Spencer Pratt calls Holly Montag "Little Miss Traitor." Plus 4, because he probably could think up a much better nickname/insult, but we all know he's lazy.

Heidi has been relegated to a cubicle at work, rather than the posh office she used to have. After her fake firing, of course. Plus 7 for the general ridiculousness of this, and Plus 2 more for Spencer smirking about it when she complains.

We rant about the lag between real time events and The Hills so much it's passe, but this episode aired a few hours after we learned about Heidi and Spencer eloping. They're married! It's hard to take minor fight #378 as seriously now. Minus 2.

It's hard to tell what bugs Lauren Conrad more - being the subject of a false rumor, or that said rumor involved her and a revolting human being. As IF! Plus 4.

Audrina Patridge leaves a rambling, pathetic, borderline-stalker voicemail for Justin. Minus 4 for her being such a loser. Somehow, Justin-Bobby was the more collected, mature individual at the bar later. Didn't see that coming. Plus 7.

Anybody else missing Brody Jenner? Just asking. Minus 2.

The editing of the Audrina-Lauren drama was a bit off. LC is never shown denying the hookup, yet we learn later that both she and J-Bob did so initially. It's like we're being manipulated and this "reality" show isn't 100 percent real. Minus 3.

Minus 3 for the staged Stephanie Pratt scene in which she's clearly being fed lines. But Plus 6 for the similar Casey Patridge scene, because she tells it like it is.

Finally, it comes out: Lauren Conrad said she'd "rather die" than hook up with Justin-Bobby, who's "disgusting." She said this to Audrina's face. Wow. Plus 14 for the utter harshness, honesty, buildup and inevitability of that statement. And Plus 3 more for "You're way worse than Heidi." Talk about adding insult to injury!

TOTAL: +27. Vintage Hills. Bravo, all. Leave a comment with your own scores!

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We've read and talked about the alleged LC-Justin-Bobby hookup for weeks. Now, on tonight's episode of The Hills, we watch it unfold from their perspective.

In the sneak preview we've posted below, Audrina Patridge tearfully admits to a co-worker that Lauren and Justin hooked up - which Lauren vehemently denies.

"[Audrina]'s calling me a bad friend, she's calling me a shady person," LC tells Lo Bosworth. Worst of all, "She's saying I would hook up with ... him!"

Seriously, LC, we feel you on that one. Talk about slumming it.

Justin-Bobby sort of denies it in typical douchebag fashion. But LC had no intention of beating around the bush, telling Audzo, "You're way worse than Heidi!"

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Speaking of Heidi Montag, she's getting into a fight with both Spencer Pratt and her sister, Holly Montag, in this episode. Follow the jump to peep the preview ...

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Justin-Bobby Brescia Biography

You may know Justin Brescia as Justin “Bobby” Brescia from The Hills. He's gone to bed with Audrina Patridge. Could be worse.... More »
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Justin Brescia
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