On April Fool's Day, THG claimed Selena Gomez was pregnant.
But it was April Fool's Day, we quickly owned up to the joke and we didn't allege Gomez MISCARRIED JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY.
Sadly, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly cannot make such claims.
In one of the more despicable examples of a supermarket tabloid being all supermarket tabloid-y, the magazine screams on its latest cover that Selena is ... wait for it ...
PREGNANT & ALONE.