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Justin Bieber is misunderstood.

Yes, the artist came across like a complete A-Hole during his deposition in Miami last week, but that's only because we heard an edited version of events.

Fortunately for Beliebers, Seth Meyers got his hands on an undoctored copy of the Q&A - and it all makes a lot more sense now!

Watch now and Justin's answers will come across far less douchey...

Quick, someone show this tape to Selena Gomez's parents!

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Say hello to Irene Cook and Alice Jensen.

These best friends are both 100 years old and both have a lot of opinions concerning various topics in pop culture.

How do they feel about the outbreak of selfies across social media? "I have enough pictures taken of me,"  says Alice.

What about the troubles of Justin Bieber, who has supposedly destroyed Selena Gomez and who may face felony vandalism charges?

"He is not doing something right, from what I’ve heard," says Alice.

And DO NOT get these women started on the new iOS7 operating system! Watch these elderly pals discuss a variety of topics, courtesy of The Steve Harvey Show, now:

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We always knew there was a resemblance, but wow. Just ... wow.

This hilarious, seizure-inducing GIF of the Justin Bieber mug shot morphing into Miley Cyrus' face might be the best thing to come out of this week's scandal.

Maybe it's just that the photos are similarly proportioned or that both stars appear super happy in them ... but these two young ladies look an awful lot alike:

Justin Bieber-Miley Cyrus GIF

Look at those piercing eyes, those million-dollar smiles and those awkward hairstyles. It's as if they were two identical twin girls switched at birth. Uncanny.

Ironically, given the way people treat her like the anti-christ, Miley Cyrus has managed to stay out of jail and (relatively) scandal free in her personal life.

Her song "We Can't Stop" is about taking Molly, and for that she's been criticized plenty, but there's little to suggest that she has substance abuse issues.

Or any other issues. Say what you will about her "art" or the example she sets, but when was the last time Miley got in trouble? That's right. Hasn't happened.

Justin, on the other hand ...

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Miley Cyrus is not endearing herself to Beliebers these days.

In late September, the 20-year old said she acts as a mentor to Justin Bieber because the singer is sort of immature and may end up like Vanilla Ice.

Now, Cyrus is sort of taking another jab at Bieber, taking part in a parody video for Capital FM that pokes fun at the recent viral footage of Justin sleeping in Brazil:

We now know that the video being mocked was filmed by Tatiana Neves Barbosa.

The 26-year old has come out and denied all talk that she's a prostitute... although not all talk that she slept with Bieber.

Neves, in fact, says Bieber is good in bed and he's well-endowed. So there you have it, folks. Looks like Justin gets the last laugh - among other noises - in this case.

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Jimmy Kimmel isn't the only one having fun at the expense of those Justin Bieber naked pics that hit the Internet this week.

A day after that late-night talk show host poked fun at Bieber's junk-based scandal and referred to him as "douche pouch," the men of Emblem3 have done their best Justin Bieber impressions over Twitter.

Yes, X Factor alums Keaton Stromberg, Wesley Stromberg and Drew Chadwick are nude in the following picture. Thank goodness for those guitars and that keyboard, huh?

Emblem3 Nude

"Hey @justinbieber, we're in Canada ready for the jam sesh!" the group captioned the image, which even the most ardent Beliebers must admit is pretty darn funny.

Emblem3 was eliminated from The X Factor in December and will release its debut album (titled "Nothing to Lose") on July 30. We may now need to pick up a copy.
 

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For the record, Justin Bieber has possibly spit on his neighbor; driven recklessly around his neighbor with kids in the street; and slept with a married woman.

But he has definitely NOT peed on the American flag; punched his grandmother in the stomach; or parked in a handicapped spot.

Still... if he had done any of these things? Beliebers would stand by their young man.

Just watch their reaction to being told of new, made-up scandals involving Bieber in this hilarious Jimmy Kimmel Live segment:

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Do not anger the Beliebers.

It's a lesson that's inherent to those who report celebrity gossip, but one Olivia Wilde had to find out the hard way after chastising the singer on Twitter.

After Wilde told Justin Bieber to "put a f--king shirt on" earlier this month, her account was bombarded with irate messages from riled up Beliebers.

Very intelligent and totally sensible ones, obviously. Watch below as the actress reads some of the best Tweets she received on the Tonight Show ...

Wilde also offered a preface: "This started because Justin Bieber went out without his shirt on… he was in London, and it's so cold there and I was concerned."

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This is simply adorable.

In honor of her sister Ali's 23rd birthday, one especially nice and caring young woman presented her sibling with the surprise of a lifetime: tickets to a Justin Bieber concert in Dallas this October.

Moreover, she sang Ali a song and recorded a video of the pair to submit to Ellen DeGeneres in hopes that the talk show host would see it and be moved enough to gift the sisters with backstage passes to meet Ali's idol.

And we have a feeling this move might work. How come? A certain Twitter user with 25 million followers posted the video and included a message himself to Ellen: @theellenshow i think you should check these people out. u know people who know people...

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A man named Justin John Bieber is creating quite the stir on Facebook for two reasons:

  1. His name.
  2. The fact that he goes off on Justin Bieber.
FB Profile

A 50-year old man, this Justin Bieber feels as attached to his name as Michael Bolton did on Office Space: he was here first, he thinks the other Justin Bieber is a "punk ass little bandit" and he has no intention of changing it!

We don't approve of some of Justin John's language or reference, but it's better to see a middle-aged man turning away "little girls" than trying to friend them, isn't it?

UPDATE: Apparently this Facebook profile is a fake and the picture is of French computer scientist Michael Xhaard.

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Justin Bieber is more than just the subject of every teenage girl's desires. He's also the subject of an important science experiment.

In a new video, the funny folks behind Blendtec - who specialize in simply tossing items, such as iPads and Vuvuzelas, into a blender - have filmed one of their staff members testing Justin's memorabilia.

What happens when Bieber's figurines, memoir and DVD are tossed into the everyday kitchen appliance? Find out now: