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Compared to his monologue from 2011, Ricky Gervais took it very easy on celebrities to open tonight's Golden Globe Awards. Celebrities in attendance, that is.

The comedian did get in a couple of digs at two THG mainstays, however, first comparing this ceremony to the Academy awards via this zinger:

“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, bit trashier, bit drunker, and more easily bought... allegedly.”

  • Kim Kardashian with Bangs
  • Hands in His Pockets

Gervais then turned his attention to Justin Bieber, referring to his paternity test scandal and expressing shock at the mere notion of Bieber as a father. Quipped the host:

“The only way that he could have impregnated a girl is if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart’s turkey basters.”

Eh, not bad. Fairly random, considering music is the one industry NOT recognized by the Golden Globes, but, hey, being referenced in a monologue means you've really made it. Wait, no one tell that to Kim.

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Justin Bieber left the fake mustache at home and got serious on the red carpet of last night's Golden Globe Awards, donning a Dolce and Gabanna tux.

But fellow hunk Zac Efron did the same.

Indeed, each of these young stars may have been caught laughing later in the evening, but they treated their initial rounds of posing as a very important matter. Neither cracked as much as a smirk, choosing to smolder instead smile. Which stud looked the sexiest?

Compare. Contrast. Drool. Decide.

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