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To paraphrase Jonah Hill, whose gay slur at a photographer went viral today, being good at making movies does not make one good at being a famous person.

Celebrity status and paparazzi attention go hand-in-hand. Sometimes to the point of hand-to-hand combat if you're Kanye West. It's a very weird dichotomy.

Some celebs have dealing with paps down to a science and even use it to their advantage (Kim Kardashian). Others rarely keep their cool (Justin Bieber).

Others still, like Jonah, aren't famous enough to get used to being hounded, but are still famous enough to get harassed occassionally and make a bad decision.

Then there's Alec Baldwin, who's in his own league.

Take a look at all of the above, and many more stars who have had memorable paparazzi clashes they wish they could take back (or not) below:

Bald Britney Spears Attacks Paparazzi
A bald Britney Spears rages against the paparazzi in early 2007. Glad to see she's gotten her life back under control.

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A couple A-listers demonstrated the art of the apology this week.

First, Justin Bieber was caught on tape telling a racist joke (when he was 15 years old) - but the singer quickly released a lengthy, heartfelt apology, dismissing his latest scandal far more easily than other recent slip-ups.

Jonah Hill then used an anti-gay insult to slam a cameraman, yet he also jumped on the issue and admitted his word choice was disgusting.

How do these mea culpas compare to past instances of regret exhibited by actors, artists and athletes?

Click through some of the more memorable ones from recent history now:

Kobe Bryant
Kobe Bryant immediately addressed sexual assault charges in 2003. Seated alongside wife Vanessa, he tearfully said he was guilty of adultery, not rape.

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We can all pretty much agree at this point that Justin Bieber is not a racist.

Granted, footage leaked over the weekend of the singer using the N Word in an off-color joke... but the incident took place many years ago and Bieber has never exhibited any kind of racist behavior.

Still, this the video generated more negative coverage of the artist, whose once-clean image continues to take major hits on a near-daily basis.

He allegedly tried to steal a cell phone a few weeks ago; he told off a fan who merely wanted to take a photo; and those Justin Bieber deposition videos will forever cast a dark cloud over the star.

From false baby daddy assertions to embarrassing DUI arrests, relive Bieber's long run of scandalous behavior below and ask yourself: When will it stop?!?

Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy?
In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away.

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The world saw two unexpected sides of Justin Bieber over the weekend:

  1. The racist side.
  2. The humble, apologetic side.

On Sunday morning, video of a 15-year old Bieber dropping the N Word and telling an off-color joke hit the Internet.

A short while later, Bieber apologized profusely, admitting that he made a few mistakes when he was young and didn't know the "power of certain words and how they can hurt."

Almost immediately after the scandal broke, meanwhile, Floyd Mayweather came out and defended his friend, despite their differences in skin color.

"We all make mistakes when we are young, it’s part of growing up," the boxer said.

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Give Justin Bieber credit: 

Just hours after a video leaked of the Bieber telling a racist joke at the age of 15, Justin has come out and issued a lengthy explanation and heartfelt apology for the incident.

"As a young man, I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt," Bieber told TMZ.

"I thought it was ok to repeat hurtful words and jokes, but didn't realize at the time that it wasn't funny and that in fact my actions were continuing the ignorance."

Justin went on to say thank his “friends and family” for helping him lean from mistakes and understands that he needs to “apologize again to all I have offended” now that one of those mistakes has become public.

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A very old video of Justin Bieber telling a very racist joke has surfaced online.

Obtained by The Sun, the footage depicts a young Bieber telling an off-color joke about African-Americans, dropping the N Word in the process and then laughing at the punch line.

Watch the awkward quip now:

Last week, Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction were caught on tape smoking pot and using the same racial epithet.

Fans have been pushing for the artists to apologize ever since, though Tomlinson has simply thanked followers for support so far.

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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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According to a new survey, Justin Bieber is more hated on than two alleged murderers.

Be it the never-ending Justin Bieber shirtless sightings, his constant run-ins with the law or a stream of pompous acts/quotes, the singer has devolved into the fifth most-hated person in America.

This new E-Score poll ranked disgraced (FORMER!) Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling as the most despised citizen, with 92 percent of respondents indicating their “dislike” of the bigoted billionaire.

Jon Gosselin
Baed on E-Score results, Jon Gosselin is the 10th most hated person in America. He's more disliked than his terrible ex-wife!

Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff earned 90 percent of the negative vote, while almost-definite murderer O.J. Simpson is third, quasi Michael Jackson killer Conrad Murray fourth... and The Biebs fifth! 

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Justin Bieber appears to be spending more time inside supermodels these days than inside a recording studio.

But somehow the singer has still found time to produce new music, as he actually debuted a fresh track last night.

It features rapper Migos and the collaboration marks one of Bieber’s first full releases since his Complete My Journals compilation in December. Listen now:

Just a few days ago, Bieber teased a different new track, “You Know What You Do to Hurt Me."

It appeared to take a jab at Selena Gomez in the refrain, which talked about someone knowing just what to do to "hurt" Justin.

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We do not wish Justin Bieber major bodily harm or even intense trauma that scars him emotionally or physically. Violence as a general rule is wrong.

But for the love of all things holy, if there were ever a dude that could stand to get roughed up a little for his own good, it would be Justin Bieber.

Are we wrong? We think not.

He Can't Keep His Shirt On
Yeah. Selfies like this work if you're Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn't need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he's cool.

Again, there's no need to break any bones or send the kid to the hospital here, but some scrapes and bruises, along with a good hard shaking?

The 20-year-old's rear end just needs to be whipped into shape. Like yesterday. He's still young enough that he may be salvageable as a human being.

Or not. His downward spiral and transformation into the planet's biggest douche might be irreversible. But we'll never know if we don't try, people.

Tough love can go a long way, and this gallery illustrates 22 reasons Justin Bieber is due for a minor-to-moderate ass whomping sooner rather than later.

Tell us you don't agree.