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We all know that text messages can sometimes be hilarious. Like when they're sent by mom.

Or if the the characters on Game of Thrones ever learned how to text.

But sometimes it's best to just put your phone away and think twice - nay, three times! - before picking it back up and hitting Send.

Like when you're slamming a famous ex-girlfriend and her untalented lady parts. Or when you're a married professional golfer and you wanna bang a porn star. Or when your name is Anthony Weiner.

Below, THG presents 13 of the most well-known celebrity text message scandals of all-time, with far too many involving penis photos and one too many involving a bloodied, beaten Rihanna:

Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez
They've gotten back together and broken up again since, but in January 2014, Justin Bieber allgedly texted Selena Gomez to keep her "talentless [lady part]" away from him.

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Justin Bieber knows one thing:

If you're gonna pose naked in the bathtub online, you better be in good shape.

That's why the singer hit the gym over the weekend, keeping fans abreast of his sweaty/sexy routine by running a picture on Instagram in which The Biebs is working on The Abs.

"#ogr what a solid core . Lol #stayfit #dontbescared," Bieber penned as an inspiring caption to the image.

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Toby Sheldon, the 33-year-old L.A.-based songwriter who really, really wants to look just like Justin Bieber, appeared on last night's episode of Botched.

On the show, Drs. Terry Dubrow (husband of The Real Housewives of Orange County star Heather) and Paul Nassif met Bieber's biggest fan.

Were they able to help this misguided soul?

Was help the reason he came to them?

Sheldon, like Justin Jedlica only trying to emulate Justin Bieber instead of a Ken doll, says he spent $100,000 in surgeries to look like the pop star.

The 18-year-old Bieber, not the 2014 model.

How do you do that, exactly?

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber may both be dating models.

But they are definitely acting like immature exes over the Internet.

The former couple has been subtly going back and forth online all week, with Bieber posting intimate photos of himself and model Yovanna Ventura and Selena responding by dissing Justin on Instagram.

But now the pair is really aiming for the jealousy jugular.

Male model Tanz Watson just took to Twitter and ran a picture of him and Gomez, including with it a caption that reads: “Hold up hold up got my homie @selenagomez."

In response? Bieber posted an image of him and Ventura in Los Angeles, along with the caption, “Dinner for 2 ;)"

  • Tanz Watson and Selena Gomez
  • Justin Bieber and Yovanna Ventura Photo

SIGH.

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Brace yourself: you're about to read a story about Justin Bieber that has nothing to do with drugs, arrests, or swaggy D-bagness in general.

Justin stopped his limo to greet fans last night, and in the process, gave us the most awwww-inspiring viral video since that dog waited for his sick owner outside the hospital.

So cute it's almost sad, right? Even the little girl's choice of song reminds us that Bieber wasn't always this perma-stoned douche lord that he's morphed into today.

Of course, the same day this video was taken, Bieber's naked selfie hangover cure also hit the web, but let's try and focus on the positive, shall we? 

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Selena Gomez left a rehab program ahead of schedule back in February, and now the troubled singer's friends feel it's time she checks herself back in. 

Sources say Selena has been partying harder than ever since getting back together with Justin Bieber, and the on-again, off-again couple hit a new low over the past holiday weekend.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Images

"Selena was definitely feeling no pain at 4th of July festivities in Malibu," says an anonymous friend. "There were numerous trips to the bathroom...Selena would emerge several minutes later, giggling and holding her nose."

The insider claims that Selena's newfound wild streak is the result of the negative influences with whom she's surrounded herself:

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Sure, Selena Gomez dissed Justin Bieber on Instagram last night, but the pop mega-star's got bigger problems to deal with:

Namely, his raging hangover!

Justin Bieber Bath Selfie

Justin posted the above pic to a photo-sharing site called Shots (pun intended?) with the caption, "tubs cure #hangovers."

Yes, Justin is still not old enough to legally drink in the US, but who are we kidding? This dude has been partying since his "Baby" days and we're sure he knows his way around a painful morning.

The Biebs taste for booze may have gotten him in trouble in the past (We're guessing he wasn't sober when he racked up those misdemeanor vandalism charges.), but at least he's kind enough to share his hangover cures with the rest of us. What a guy!

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If your boyfriend or girlfriend is using a celebrity-branded fragrance and it surprisingly doesn't smell awful, well, there's actually a good reason for that:

Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift's signature scents, among others, are the licensed products of Elizabeth Arden, the global cosmetics giant.

Elizabeth Arden claims in a federal lawsuit, however, that a company called Preferred Fragrance has been trying to ape their products with knockoff versions.

Selena Gomez
This self-titled Selena Gomez perfume may leave you lusting after Justin Bieber. Consider yourself warned.

Two Bieber perfumes (Someday and Justin Bieber's Girlfriend) have raked in $87 million, while Taylor's Wonderstruck perfumes and lotions hauled in $60 million.

The company says Preferred's Bieber products, called Today and Be My Girl, use packaging that almost exactly copies that of the official JB perfumes.

The lawsuit points out other similar infractions related to Nicki Minaj and Swift products and says Preferred repeatedly infringes on Arden trademarks.

Bottom line: If you're going to waste money on celebrity fragrances that may or may not smell terrible just because you like them ... buy the real McCoy.

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Selena Gomez is once again expressing her feelings on Instagram.

This time, however, the singer is taking a very strong and empowering stance.

A few days ago, Gomez appeared to meltdown via the social media service, posting mysterious landscape photos and quoting followers her told her not to be said.

Yesterday, though, Selena sounded like a young woman who has seen the light. One message emphasized the importance of not comparing yourself to others; while another warned against expecting too much from others.

  • Selena Gomez instagram message
  • From Selena Gomez instagram

Hmmm... to whom might these quotes be directed?

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Justin Bieber is a free man.

But he isn't a totally free man.

The singer was charged with misdemeanor vandalism today in relation to his egging of his neighbor's home back in January.

Bieber's attorney then pleaded no contest in court on behalf of his famous client, agreeing to a plea bargain in the process.

Justin Bieber, Looking Cool

The terms of this deal are as follows:

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