by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

By now, the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight is the stuff of Internet legend, with varying accounts of what happened spreading across the web like wildfire.

Some say Bieber started it by taunting Bloom about Miranda Kerr. Others say Bloom started it by refusing to shake Bieber's hand.

One thing that everyone seems able to agree on, however, is that Leonardo DiCaprio was on hand. And, as usual, he was awesome.

  • Extreme Justin Bieber Close Up
  • Orlando Bloom Photograph
  • DiCaprio Pic

Spanish ex-journalist Anastasia Skolkova was the first to post a video of the fight online and her account of how it all went down pretty much confirms that DiCaprio is still the coolest man in Hollywood even if he has packed on some serious pounds recently.

Oh, and of course, Lindsay Lohan was there too:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Yesterday, the world witnessed a conflict that made the situation in Gaza look like a day at Disneyland.

We're talking, of course, about the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight

With all the conflicting stories from witnesses, and Bieber's trash talk on Instagram, it can be hard to sort out what actually took place on that fateful night in Ibiza. Fortunately, Stephen Colbert is here to break it all down:

"I do not condone this kind of violence," Colbert told his audience last night. "Because Bloom missed Bieber's face." Comedy Central's foremost faux-conservative then pointed out that if Bloom had connected, Bieber would've had "his first hit in years."

But Colbert didn't just provide a ringside blow-by-blow. (Okay, so it was just the one blow.) Like the serious journalist that he is, he went deeper and analyzed the causes of the whiff heard round the world:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You've seen the Orlando Bloom crying photo.

You've read through the celebrity reaction.

You've tried to wonder who, exactly, started the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight.

But you haven't witnessed the actual punch thrown by Bloom... UNTIL NOW!

The original video that surfaced online Tuesday night of the confrontation between this actor and this artist was grainy and taken from a weird angle. It was also brief and didn't zero in on the actual attempted knockout.

New footage has been been unveiled, however, and it makes it very clear: the stars exchange words, Bloom unleashes a roundhouse and one of Bieber's bodyguards gets in the way of its intended target:

Justin better give that man a raise!

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Justin Bieber may be feeling a little lonely at the moment.

No, not because he isn't with Selena Gomez anymore.

Because many celebrities have spoken out in the 24 hours or so since news broke that Orlando Bloom tried to punch Bieber... and none are exactly taking the singer's side.

From talk show hosts to television stars, uniforms for Team Bieber aren't exactly in danger of being sold out. And these reactions all took place before Bieber sunk to an immature low of releasing a photo of Bloom crying on Instagram.

Scroll around below and see what stars are saying about the Bieber-Bloom blowup:

Jimmy Fallon
"Orlando Bloom apparently threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub," the Tonight Show host said in his monologue. "Orlando's hand was pretty sore today...You know, from all the high fives he got!"

Now YOU tell us: Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Justin Bieber can dish it out... but can he take it?

The singer was involved in an altercation with Orlando Bloom on Tuesday night and then poked fun at his new rival by posting a picture on Instagram of Orlando Bloom crying.

Very classy and mature, right?

In response, perpetual Bieber hater Drake Bell (who has often referred to Justin as a “piece of sh-t” and who tried to deport him to Canada) has posted his own mocking photo online.

It depicts a Great Dane and a Chihuahua and its accompanying caption reads: "@justinbieber and his bodyguard!"

Bieber Bash

As you might expect, this jab didn't sit well with Beliebers, prompting Bell to actually take down the image while asking:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In case you somehow haven't heard, Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber in Ibiza last night.

Since then, Justin has been taking subtle shots at Orlando via social media. 

First, Bieber posted a photo of Miranda Kerr to his Instagram page, seemingly to suggest that he had sex with Bloom's Victoria's Secret model ex-wife.

That post has since been deleted, but just hours ago Bieber took an even more direct jab at Bloom, by posting the below photo of the actor, seemingly in tears (or possibly just wiping something from his eye):

Bieber didn't provide any sort of caption for the image, but his followers have provided well over a thousand words to accompany the clearly malicious post.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

As the entire free world now knows, Justin Bieber got into it with Orlando Bloom last night.

The actor tried to punch Bieber over the singer's relationship with Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, an action that may have been met with anger by Beliebers around the globe...

... but it was greeted by applause from the following celebrities.

Indeed, Bloom isn't the first famous person to have a beef with Justin Bieber.

Drake Bell wanted to get him deported. Seth Rogan thinks he's an A-Hole. And Taylor Swift gets grossed out at the sight of Selena Gomez pecking her occasional boyfriend.

The basis for the beefs documented below may differ, but one similarity remains: everyone here wants to punch Justin Bieber.

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift has feuded with Selena Gomez many times over her relationship with Bieber. This is how she feels when the two of them kiss.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This is what we know: Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber last night after the two crossed paths inside the Spanish restaurant Cipriani.

This is what we want to know: Who started it?!?

Sources confirm to The New York Post that Bieber and Bloom were seated at different tables inside the establishment, which also included Diddy and Paris Hilton at the time the confrontation began,

One witness tells the newspaper that "Bieber and his party were walking past Bloom’s table [and] Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand.”

Justin then responded by saying something along the lines of "she was good."

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by Free Britney at . Comments

When we first learned that Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber, we thought the same thing you're probably thinking, whether you said it out loud or not:

That little punk had it coming in the worst way.

Let us be clear: We do not wish Justin Bieber major bodily harm or even emotional trauma. We are not advocating for violence as a means of problem solving.

But if we're being honest with ourselves, this guy could stand to get smacked around a little. You know ... roughed up without serious injury. For his own good.

No, we're not wrong, and this gallery perfectly illustrates 25 reasons why Justin Bieber deserves an a$$ whoopin' of minor to moderate intensity, ASAP:

He Can't Keep His Shirt On
Yeah. Selfies like this work if you're Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn't need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he's cool.

Let us reiterate, to Orlando or anyone else willing to rise to the challenge: Justin does not need any broken bones or lasting psychological damage.

But a good slap and/or a good hard shaking?

As a human being, the 20-year-old still young and impressionable enough that he may be salvageable. His redeeming qualities are fading fast, however.

If we don't act now, his downward spiral will be complete and there will be no rescuing him from the Douchepocalypse toward which he is hurtling.

For crying out loud, he posted a Miranda Kerr photo on Instagram after the Orlando confrontation. Dude is just asking to be laid the eff out by someone.

Takers?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It started as a rumor.

And it nearly ended in a knockout.

Last night, at a restaurant in Spain, Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber, presumably due to chatter about Bieber's relationship with Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr.

Did she simply find him cute? Did the model and the singer actually hook up? Based on Bieber's Instagram response, it certainly seems like the latter.

Bloom's roundhouse may have (unfortunately) missed Bieber's skull, but no matter. These two still deserve a spot in our rundown of the craziest celebrity fights in Hollywood history. Why?

Because ORLANDO BLOOM TRIED TO PUNCH JUSTIN BIEBER. It makes us giddy just to write those words...

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