by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Mirror, mirror on the movie wall, who is the fairest of them all?

That's what we wanna know!

In the first half of 2012, two separate Snow White films will hit theaters, with the first, more light-hearted version starring Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen (watch the trailer HERE) and the second, darker version featuring Charlize Theron in this same role (watch this trailer NOW).

They are two Hollywood heavyweights. They are two beautiful women. And they are both featured below, as we ask readers to decide: from which royal madam would you prefer to take orders... in the bedroom!? Vote now.

And the Winner is?

Charlize Theron and Julia Roberts will both portray the Evil Queen in two different Snow White movies. Which of these actresses would you rather take home tonight? View Poll »

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Julia Roberts and Kelly Ripa each have three children.

But you'd never know it, based on how these older beauties look!

  • Kelly Ripa Red Carpet Photo
  • Julia Roberts Red Carpet Picture

While many readers had to bathe for hours after merely contemplating sex with Aubrey O'Day or Tila Tequila in our previous edition of Who Would You Rather, this installment is kid-friendly.

Compare the bodies of Roberts and Ripa below. Let us know which you'd prefer to wake up next to in the morning (after having had intercourse with her the night before, that is)...

Julia Robert or Kelly Ripa: Who would you rather...