ABC taught us a very valuable lesson on Episode 2 of The Bachelor Season 18.
Or, rather, Victoria taught us the valuable lesson.
Nice and sauced during a group photo shoot for Best Friends Animal Society, the aspiring wife had a few too many and drunkenly said of the show's sizzling star:
"This is how I am sober. If Juan Pablo is mine, I'm going to straddle him everyday. 'Cause life is about straddling. People and things."
Oh, but Victoria's antics didn't end there: she locked herself in a bathroom and demanded to leave the series, forcing Juan Pablo to ask the other women to make sure she made it home safely.