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Quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem had massive amounts of sex with Britney Spears.

And he's not afraid to disclose his kinky sexual position of choice for doing the pop princess.

Kind of makes the usual news about Britney Spears - the nipple slip, the crotch shots, the fashion faux pas, the floundering career, the kids, the ongoing feud with Lynne Spears - seem dull.

According to J.R. Rotem, he and Britney Spears had a heck of a good time back during their brief fling, which lasted between one sexual encounter and a few weeks, depending on who you believe.

So what did they do, exactly?

"I f**ked Britney wheelbarrow style!" J.R. Rotem tells Blender, before amending that.

"Just kidding," he says. "It was tractor style."

Tractor style? The Hollywood Gossip's research department has uncovered no evidence of such a position existing, so it's clear that J.R. Rotem either made up a special new move or is making some kind of white trash joke at Britney's expense.

As far as the wheelbarrow goes, UrbanDictionary.com describes it as intercourse, up against the wall, in which the male (J.R. Rotem) holds the legs of the woman (Britney Spears) apart, like a wheelbarrow, as he leans against the wall and thrusts feverishly.

Sounds like something Kendra Jade would be familiar with. See illustration below, along with a picture of the greasy, Spencer Pratt-like Jonathan "J.R." Rotem with Spears last year.

All his wheelbarrow fun wasn't without consequences for Rotem, who says that after his affair with Brit became public, he was nixed from Kevin Federline's MySpace friends. Bummer.

In the end, Britney and J.R. "decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship," says he. Or one based on hard core sex, more accurately.

In the past, Rotem has boasted of other conquests - Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Mya and Meagan Good, among others - though he didn't divulge specific details, other than to say that none of those young ladies "got him as far" as Britney.

Britney soon moved on to Isaac Cohen, who, oddly enough, also divulged details of making sweet love to her in an extensive interview after their brief relationship ended in February.

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And the Hollywood Gossip world turns. Another day, another Britney Spears romance.

Well, this one is old. And we've talked about it at length already.

Queen of Denmark

However, this is the first time we've heard J.R. Rotem himself comment on it. He and Britney were spotted hooking up in mid-December.

"Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch shot thing," said J.R. Rotem, a quote-unquote music producer, in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine.

But Rotem, whose real first name is Jonathan, and who has worked with the likes of Paris Hilton, 50 Cent and Destiny's Child, among others, says his relationship with Britney Spears now is mostly professional.

Mostly.

"Now it's kind of rocky between us. We're working together still, but I'm not sure if I want to be tied down, period."

He then boasted of some of his other hos pairings, although he didn't say if they were personal or professional.

"Britney, Bai Ling, Mya, Hayden Panettiere, Meagan Good â€" it's a pretty big list, and it's growing," he said.

"Britney got me the furthest. She had something special."

You could call it that, J.R. You could most definitely call it that. Let's just hope Jason Filyaw and Howie Day aren't reading this.

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Gossip hounds love nothing more than when one of their favorite celebrities is dating someone new. Especially if that someone is relative unknown, an individual shrouded in mystery who we can't wait to learn about.

That said, The Hollywood Gossip has put together a list of some of its favorite obscure celebrity boyfriends who have come and gone in the past six months - along with some who are still hanging around. Because some of our subjects are, well, obscure, some of our details are sketchy at best. But we'll break it down for you as best we can.

1. Harry Morton

Celebrity Girlfriend: Lindsay Lohan
When They Got Together: Early July 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Late September, 2006. Because Lohan is a train wreck.
Relationship Highlights: Harry Morton, heir to the Hard Rock fortune and president of the Pink Taco restaurant chain [insert crude Lohan joke here], was smitten with the actress last summer. But since he doesn't drink, and she does little else, it wasn't meant to be.

At least his family was reportedly going to buy the Arizona Cardinals' stadium and name it Firecrotch Field (okay, we made up the last part). After fading from the spotlight, there were rumors that Morton slept over at Paris Hilton's home on November 14, though we never heard more about it.

2. Braxton Olita

Celebrity Girlfriend: Ashlee Simpson
When They Got Together: 2005
When & Why They Broke Up: September 4, 2006
Relationship Highlights: Braxton, the guitarist in Ashlee's band (yes, she actually has a band) captured her heart for what seemed like an eternity in Hollywood. She even declared that she was saving herself for the Hawaiian. But alas, they broke up with little fanfare. It's just as well. Braxton was probably sick of listening to her not sing live. That's right, she doesn't sing.

3. Samuel Plouchart

Celebrity Girlfriend: Nicole Richie
When They Got Together: October 6, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: There was never really any news about it, but no one ever heard from Samuel Plouchart again after October 11.
Relationship Highlights: Wondering if Plouchart, the fashion editor at the French magazine Citizen K, brags to pals that he got the sloppy thirds of Brody Jenner and DJ AM.

4. Max Snow

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen
When They Got Together: Sometime between September 20, 2006 and October 18, 2006. On the latter date, the more famous one of the Olsen Twins was seen with Snow. But in mid-September, she was reportedly with Killers drummer Ronnie Vannucci.
When & Why They Broke Up: For some reason (probably money), the 21-year-old Snow appears to like dating Mary-Kate and is still together with her.
Relationship Highlights: The absurd outfits Mary-Kate and sister Ashley Olsen wear. And the way the tabloids try to describe Max Snow. Is he a rocker? No. Does he dress like one? Yes. Does he have friends that are rockers? Yes. Does anyone know what Max Snow does with his life besides hang out with Mary-Kate? No. Thus, he's a perfect addition to this list.

5. Nick Zano

Celebrity Girlfriend: Kristin Cavallari (present)
When They Got Together: Mid-November, 2006. On November 8, we ran a pic of Cavallari and Jason Wahler together. Not sure if they got it on, but she was reportedly single at that point. She and Nick Zano were first spotted in public together November 21.
When & Why They Broke Up: They rung in the new year together and are still dating and sucking face wherever they go. At first, this relationship seemed like a cheap ploy to make her ex, Brody Jenner jealous, but now it's looking like these two lovebirds are quite content with each other.
Relationship Highlights: For Nick Zano, that he gets to make out with Kristin Cavallari in public. For us, that we get to post Kristin Cavallari pictures online. Which may sound pathetic, but it's better than nothing.

6. J.R. Rotem

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: December 11, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: December 12, 2006. He's a dirtbag.
Relationship Highlights: Andy Warhol, who once wrote that everyone has 15 minutes of fame, would be proud of this "music producer" for trying to exploit his after a one-night stand with Britney. Then he'd roll over in his grave as Rotem got negged at Hyde the next night.

7. David Katzenberg

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicky Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: Early November, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Still going strong as of late December. Nicky Hilton keeps a lower profile than sister Paris, so it's harder to keep track of her.
Relationship Highlights: Other than the revelation that David Katzenberg also used to date Mary-Kate Olsen on the day he and Hilton were first seen together, not many. Seems like a nice young man.

8. Rupert Friend

Celebrity Girlfriend: Keira Knightley
When They Got Together: Fall 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: For the moment, at least, Keira appears to have a good friend. In Rupert Friend. Sorry, we just can't get enough of that one.
Relationship Highlights: There were rumors that the two were engaged about a month ago, but it turns out they were just bickering. Since then, Keira wasting away to nothing before our eyes, Rupert looking like a cross between Orlando Bloom, a psycho old dude and the infamous Nick Nolte mug shot.

9. Stavros Niarchos

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: We're not even going to attempt to answer that
When & Why They Broke Up: Presumably because he cheated on one of the above celebrities with another of the above celebrities
Relationship Highlights: By now, the Greek God of Poontang isn't really obscure anymore. To quote Office Space, the guy gets around... like a record. But at some point, he was just some rich Greek shipping tycoon's kid. He hasn't done a thing to be famous except be wealthy and get his freak on with this triumvirate of pain. We salute Stavros Niarchos for that, sure - we just refuse to acknowledge that he's an actual celebrity. Then again, we feel the same way about Paris Hilton, whom he may or may not be getting engaged to soon.

10. Isaac Cohen

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: Early January, 2007
When & Why They Broke Up: Still together, as of this posting, but knowing Spears' track record (see #6 above), it could be off by the time you read this.
Relationship Highlights: A steamy boat ride and one public appearance are all we have to go on at this stage. Initially, people criticized Cohen for looking a bit too Kevin Federline-esque, but it looks as if he cleans up well. Moreover, a couple of our readers claim to know Isaac Cohen a little and say he is a decent guy who is not out for publicity. Here's hoping he can "spank the skank" out of our girl.

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It looks like J.R. Rotem is at it again.

The quote-unquote music producer, best known as Britney Spears' first fling since ridding herself of FedEx, is on the prowl again.

Cameras spotted Rotem leaving a hot party at Paris Hilton's Hollywood Hills home with once-hot R & B singer Mýa this weekend. Rotem even made sure to open the car door for her. He really is a gentleman - something we remember from the good old days when he and Britney were seen together!

Also at Paris' place that night: Cuba Gooding, Jr., sister Nicky Hilton, buddy Brandon Davis a.k.a. Greasy Bear, Cris Judd and Kim Kardashian.

Wow. Inviting J.R. Rotem and not her former BFF, Britney? Ouch, Paris. That hurts. And who invites Cris Judd to anything?

Rotem, who has enough oil in his hair to join OPEC, has also been spotted with cuties such as Bai Ling and Hayden Panettiere since bidding farewell to Brit.

As for Britney, she doesn't appear to be losing much sleep over breaking things off with J.R. (really, though, who would), and was most recently spotted hooking up with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart at a club.

That guy gets around, and we're not talking about the pocket.

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Looks like everyone's kicking J.R. Rotem to the curb and moving on to bigger and better things.

One look at the dude makes it easy to see why.

Hi From Hayden

Rotem, a quote-unquote music producer whose real name is Jonathan, and whose 15 minutes of fame began when he was spotted making out with Britney Spears, was dispatched promptly by the Britster and never seen with her again after.

Alas, the shelf life of a Britney boy toy is a brief one.

J.R. bounced back quickly, though, and immediately began getting his mack on with a few other lovely ladies, most notably Lost actress Bai Ling and Heroes star Hayden Panettiere.

But the latter, a petite blonde cutie whose middle name might as well be Jailbait, apparently tired of him pretty quickly herself. She's moved on to a new man, a rotund and jolly fellow who seems like he's everywhere these days.

What a player!

Sure enough, that's our girl Hayden Panettiere and good old Saint Nick. Hopefully, Santa has some nice gifts for her this year... and we mean actual presents, like J. Crew sweaters and things. Nothing salacious (at least for another 242 days until she turns legal).

That goes for you too, DJ AM!

Anyway, it's nice to see Hayden hasn't been seen with that grease ball J.R., and seems to be in a festive mood. Unlike other stars, such as Nicole Richie, who can't seem to get in the spirit of Christmas at all. Come on, Nicole. Even Snoop Dogg is good for a little "ho, ho, ho."

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The 15 minutes of fame may be ticking away for J.R. Rotem, but he's doing the best to make the most of every second.

First he was seen smooching Britney Spears, leading many to believe there could be a relationship brewing there. Alas, that appears to have been a one-shot deal - but J.R., whose real name is Jonathan, didn't let that stop him from chasing some underage tail.

Hayden in Lush

Shortly after parting ways with Britney, J.R. was spotted with actress Hayden Panettiere, the 17-year-old cheerleader on Heroes. She's a definite cutie, though we're kind of sketched out saying that about a 17-year-old.

Anyway, J.R. has since been spotted around L.A. with Bai Ling (right), an alluring actress in her own right. Way to go, J.R. Now if we could just get the quote-unquote music producer and grease ball to take a shower and get rid of the damn sunglasses. It's dark out, you jackass.

Which of J.R.'s post-Britney babes do you prefer?

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The wristwatch of J.R. Rotem probably reads around 14:56 right now.

That's right, with the clock already running out on his 15 minutes of fame, Britney Spears' recent boy-toy is making a last-ditch effort to stay in the spotlight ... by clubbing like a madman and getting busy with Bai Ling.

The two were spotted trying to sneak out the back of Teddy's nightclub at the Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend (because we all know that loser can't get into Hyde), as J.R. attempted to get his silver Maserati from the valet.

After J.R. packed the Lost actress into his ride, along with a few of his buddies, the group sped off into the night. Britney must be devastated upon hearing this news. She may or may not be wearing any pants, though, so that's good.

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Is J.R. Rotem already over Britney Spears?

Ever since photographers caught the sleazy music producer locking lips with the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Kevin Federline, he hasn't been seen anywhere near her.

Instead, "Rotem n' Weep" was chatting it up at hip L.A. eatery Koi last night with a new and partially underage ho train: High School Musical actress Ashley Tisdale and cute, 17-year-old Heroes star Hayden Panettiere.

Maybe it was a business meeting.

Maybe he was trying to save the cheerleader, save the world!

God, that is irritating.

As the group left the restaurant, Rotem turned the photographer frenzy into an impromptu press conference, promoting upcoming CDs for the two ladies. The best part, according to witnesses from TMZ who were on the scene, was Rotem saying: "but we're not really trying to use this to promote."

Shut up, douchebag. Go put some more grease in your hair.

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Yesterday, Kevin Federline fans noted that Britney's new man, producer J.R. Rotem, had been removed from Kevin Federline's Top 20 MySpace friends list.

And we know what you're thinking: Come on, Kevin Federline doesn't have any fans.

Britney, Jason, Kevin

True. But not the point at the moment. Instead, we're gonna focus on the sad ending to the friendship between K-Fed and Jonathan Rotem. And all over a girl, how tragic.

Granted, it's a pretty hot girl. But we've all seen Britney Spears nude at this point, Kev, are you gonna take all of us off your MySpace list?

This also continues the very mature, effective celebrity trend of airing problems via their online message boards. Travis Barker told Shanna Moakler to shove it via MySpace.

Jason Wahler did the same to Lauren Conrad; and the relationship between Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe may never be the same after the Internet medium was used and abused.

It's all very sad. Entertaining, hilarious, absurd and sad.

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Sigh. Guess tapping the back side of Britney Spears just doesn't get one as far as it did back in the good ol' days.

Maybe it's the fact that millions were given an unsolicited crotch shot by Britney last month and the allure is kind of lost.

Britney Spears in a Black Dress

Who knows. But her new boyfriend, Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, is reportedly being shunned like the D-lister he is. Fool can't get no love (except from Britney Spears, of course)!

Just 48 hours after cameras spotted the music producer locking lips with Spears at The Grove, her rebound guy tried to leverage his newfound star power to get into Hollywood hotspot, Hyde.

Sadly for him, but amusing for all of us at T.H. Gossip who love a good Hyde sighting, J.R. Rotem got straight up negged!

Moments after his reality check, Rotem took the walk of shame down to another nightclub, where the loser was welcomed with open arms.

Where was his gal during all of this?

No, Britney and Paris were not out galavanting for once. It turns out Britney may have been - gasp - working. She was spotted carrying some CDs to a recording studio (below, right), having realized that she is working on a new album that should come out at some point.

J.R. Rotem Biography

J.R. Rotem is a music producer. Successful. Tool, though. Was a boyfriend of Britney Spears for about a month. Then, talked about doing... More »
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