J.R. Rotem is a music producer. Successful. Tool, though. Was a boyfriend of Britney Spears for about a month. Then, talked about doing her wheelbarrow style in a magazine interview. Classy. Didn't stop J.R. Rotem, however. As of November 2007, he supposedly but a baby in that. If Britney Spears is in fact pregnant with a J.R. Rotem love child, well, we would be dumbfounded. And thrilled about the hilarity to follow.