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There are many firsts on the road of life, milestones marking our existences. First day of school, first crush, first kiss, first time. And then there's the first car. 

No one wants to be the one driving the beat-up rust bucket in the parking lot, but it's YOUR rust bucket and NO ONE ELSE can make fun of it but you! 

Or it's a brand new, fully loaded BMW making you simultaneously envied and despised at school. We all know that guy/girl ... maybe you ARE that guy/girl.

Either way, it's a rite of passage, and one not skipped by our favorite celebrities. Before they had drivers, they drove themselves just like normal people.

Check out this list of 15 celebrities and their first cars, then tell us if yours was better or worse than these rides, some of which might surprise you ...

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift hated her boyfriend's stupid red pickup truck but loved her own, a pink Chevy Silverado.

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Jon Hamm gets plenty of hands-on experience with his female Mad Men co-stars, but as the actor told Vanity Fair recently, there was a time when he paid his bills by watching others get busy.

When the magazine asked about Hamm's 1996 dating show appearance, he admitted that the awkward, now-viral clip was filmed during a very dark period in his life. 

"I was actually at that time working as a set-dresser for Cinemax soft-core-porn movies," Jon admitted, adding that he found the experience "soul-crushing."

Aside from scandalous rumors that Hamm is dating co-star Elisabeth Moss (which he continues to vehemently deny), things are now looking much, much better for man who gave the world Don Draper.

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Jon Hamm plays ultimate ladies man Don Draper on the hit AMC series Mad Men, but in real life he's been dating filmmaker Jennifer Westfeldt since 1997.

So it's a bit surprising to see Jon out and about in NYC with his co-star Elisabeth Moss.

Jon Hamm and Elisabeth Moss

Naturally these pics aren't exactly conclusive evidence that Jon and Elisabeth are hooking up, but onlookers say Don and Peggy suspiciously took off in different directions as soon as they spotted the paparazzi. 

Even more incriminating: In Touch claims to have eyewitnesses who attest that they saw Moss and Hamm getting awfully close with one another on a recent mini-vacation that they took together!

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There are lots of reasons to talk about Jon Hamm:

His acting ability. His good looks. This amazing dating show appearance clip.

But ever since rumors of the actor's well-endowed penis hit the Internet last year, chatter about this multiple-time Emmy nominee continually centers on his nether region... and Hamm has grown tired of it.

Mad Men Cast Pic

"Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your dick? I can't believe I'm still talking about this,” Hamm says in the latest issue of Men’s Fitness. “I’ve worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying."

Hamm also complained about the attention on his penis in an interview with Rolling last March.

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Jon Hamm has set his sights on another Hollywood A-Lister.

A couple years after slamming Kim Kardashian, Hamm spoke to Men's Fitness about Justin Bieber and that singer's ongoing downfall, shaking his head over what's become of the young artist.

"Look at Bieber or whoever,” says Hamm. "You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame."

Jon Hamm Men's Fitness Cover

Hamm is really coming down Bieber's parents here, of course. And he isn't the first to do so.

In an earlier interview, Joe Jonas referred to Jeremy Bieber as a party animal and said it's not surprising Justin has fallen so far considering he's been raised by such a father.

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If one thing's for sure after looking through this slideshow it's that Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon needs to start handing out his business card on the red carpet. 

Or we could just let people age like they're supposed to so they don't end up looking like Joan Rivers one day. Yeah, there's that option.

Here, so you can see and believe, are 18 stars who are the same age. You can Google if you want, but you might be too busy picking your jaw up off the floor to do that.

Kate Upton and Selena Gomez
Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.

From booze, to drugs, to just plain ol' genetics, everybody ages. Even Hollywood's rich and famous and attention-seeking reality TV stars.

Some just do it better than others.

And Hollywood's women do it better than the men, even counting Joan Rivers among the lot.

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Those who watch Mad Men online or on television rarely see Don Draper express the feeling of guilt. Or frustration. Or amazement.

This marketing genius is a pretty even-keeled fella, though we've obviously seen him be drunk and angry.

But in a guest spot Sesame Street this week, Hamm shows off his acting range opposite Murray, teaching this character all about a variety of emotions.

Watch now to see what we mean:

Hamm, meanwhile, faced the emotion of embarrassment recently when a very old clip of him on a dating show hit the Internet a couple weeks ago.

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In a hilariously awesome clip that went viral last week, Internet users laughed at Jon Hamm appearing on the 1995 game show The Big Date.

And, because he may truly be the coolest celebrity on the planet, Jon Hamm then stopped by The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and laughed at the same footage himself.

After watching the clip - in which Hamm promises his potential date “an evening of total fabulosity” - Ferguson asked if the woman picked Hamm.

"Oh, no, she did not,” Hamm said. “Would you have picked me?"

Not then, no. But now? We'd pick Hamm for pretty much anything.

NOTE: Mad Men Season 7 premieres this Sunday night on AMC. Prepare yourselves, people!

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As Don Draper, Jon Hamm always knows just what to say to the ladies. Sadly, it turns out in real life, the actor wasn't always so smooth. 

A 25-year-old Jon was a contestant on the shortlived dating show The Big Date in 1996 and the best that can be said about his appearance is that we can all be thankful he's honed his pick-up line skills in the years since.

Asked by the show's host what he would do to impress a girl on a first date, Jon replied, "Well, start off with some fabulous food, some fabulous conversation, and end it with a fabulous foot massage for an evening of total fabulosity."

Yikes, Hey, the 90s were a different time. Unfortunately, Jon's "fabulosity" speech was corny even back then.

While it's a little unsettling to hear such lameness spoken in the voice of a legendary ad man, the clip is worth watching if only for Jon's grunge band hair and high-waisted pants.

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Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm photobombing unsuspecting people in NYC?

If you think that sounds like comedic brilliance, you're spot on. The two teamed up last night for a segment that delighted viewers and passersby alike.

Fallon and his crew set up a camera on top of 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

"We asked people if they wanted to get their photo taken, and we told them it was for the NBC Top of the Rock website. We were lying," Fallon explained.

They did give the participants pictures, but with an added bonus: In addition to the views of the Big Apple, the actor and Tonight Show host were in them.

"It was super fun," Fallon said. "Jon Hamm's a great guy."

The two struck various poses, including the confused stare, the happy smile, the jump and the "Lady and the Tramp" ... in which they double teamed a sandwich.

Just watch it. It's worth it.

Then watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic, and see below for more classic photobombs from celebrities since that became a thing they all do:

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