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On True Tori Season 3 Episode 1 tonight, viewers will watch in horror as Tori Spelling cries multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two, considering the latter has admitted to an affair and the former is, well, Tori Spelling? We doubt it.

What happened to the once-happy couple? To bubbly parents of four? Two simple words: Greed. Infidelity. Desperation. Annoyance. Reality. Television.

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Jon and Kate Gosselin spent years opening up about their problems in front of the camera. Hmmm... how did that go for them?

Granted, Spelling and McDermott are still technically married. But come on. They're totally doomed.

But at least they aren't alone. It's rare for couples who appear on a reality TV show together to actually stay together, as divorces have befallen everyone from a Teen Mom to a sex tape star to... whatever the heck Jon Gosselin does with his life.

So as you watch Kendra on Top online and as you wonder how such mighty pairings have fallen, hold your significant other tightly and be glad you aren't doing it with a camera in your face.

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Jon Gosselin and Ellen Ross have split up after nearly two years together.

It's unclear exactly why the ex-husband of Kate Gosselin split with his lady friend, but reports say Ellen's distaste for the media was the final straw.

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"Ellen didn't like the media attention and other things that came with the relationship," a source said. "That's one of the main reasons they broke up."

Wait ... we still pay attention to Jon Gosselin? Besides right now? Who knew!

According to an insider, the twosome broke up more than a week ago, but it wasn't until Friday that Jon Gosselin confirmed the breakup on Twitter:

"Recently, after much thought and discussion, Ellen and I have decided to end our relationship. It was a mutual decision and we are both happy."

"We will remain best friends. We both plan to move forward and focus on our separate lives. We ask that you please respect our privacy at this time."

So far, no word from Ellen Ross personally, except a denial earlier this week that was debunked when Jon spilled the beans on Twitter. Whoops.

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Apparently coming to her senses and realizing that Jon Gosselin is a douche and she already has a trust fund, Morgan Christie dumped the reality star.

After getting together late last year, Morgan reportedly packed it in this week. "It's true," an insider says, noting that Christie first initiated the split.

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"He's a mess and feels like a loser."

Well, yeah.

Jon Gosselin met Christie, a law school student, while snowboarding in Utah. He parted ways with former girlfriend Hailey Glassman in late December.

His divorce from estranged, grating wife Kate Gosselin was also finalized around that time, but Jon wasn't hesitant about moving on from either flame.

HE'S AVAILABLE, LADIES: Morgan Christie personally saw to it that Jon Gosselin went back on the market this week ... don't everyone call his cellphone at once.

He and Morgan Christie were inseparable during January's Sundance Film Festival in Utah, where they shocked onlookers with tons of PDA and stuff.

"Anyone who saw them remarked how inappropriate it was," recalled a source in Park City, where the two were even rumored to be moving together.

Fortunately (for Morgan) she thought better of that one.

As Jon's former spouse rehearses for Dancing With the Stars in L.A. and at home in Wernersville, Penn., he has been staying at a "massive mansion" owned by his girlfriend's wealthy Connecticut family. Presumably he's been evicted now.

Why not stay with his eight kids at home? "Kate won't let Jon have extra custody," a source explained. "She thinks they're better off with a nanny."

Eh, she's probably right. Unless it's Stephanie Santoro, the one Jon nailed last year. You just can't trust that guy around mediocre girls or hired help.

Jon Gosselin Biography

Proof of Cheating Jon Gosselin is the father of a lot of children. He's got his big break as one half of the couple in the title of the show Jon and Kate... More »
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