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Sorry, Deanna Hummel. You can run around and have an extramarital affair with Jon Gosselin, but you can't hide.

While few photos of Jon Gosselin's alleged mistress exist, Us Weekly - which has dedicated approximately 217 staff members to coverage of the Gosselin marriage - has tracked down a shot of Deanna and Jon vacationing in Utah.

Jon G. Photo

In late March, the pair attended an event called "Spring Gruv" at The Canyons Ski Resort in Park City.

"There wasn't any making out or hand-holding," a witness told the magazine. "But there was that whole girly-smiley-chatty thing. She didn't seem like somebody he'd just met. It seemed like two people having a great afternoon."

That's right, readers: Hummel has been caught doing the "girly-smiley-chatty thing" with Jon Gosselin!

Later that same day, Deanna and Jon went to a bar at the resort. Once there, onlookers spotted the twosome "curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly. Nobody was put off or surprised by it at all."

They were shocked at how sloshed Gosselin got, however. Said a source:

"[Jon] just looked different. He was so smashed, his eyes were barely open."

Sounds like Deanna Hummel in her rumored sex tape.

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No matter which celebrity gossip report you choose to believe - and you have a countless number from which to peruse - the bottom line is this:

The future of Jon and Kate Gosselin as a couple is even less promising than that of Jillian Harris and whatever schmo she chooses on The Bachelorette. (No offense, Jake Pavelka.)

While some magazines have announced a divorce date for Jon and Kate, In Touch Weekly says the marriage is already over.

According to Todd Cruz, a friend of Jon's brother and bartender at a Pennsylvania establishment, the Gosselins are only together when cameras are around. It's supposedly been that way for six months.

Already Split!

"He explained it to us at the bar,” Cruz told the tabloid. “He said he was completely miserable and the marriage was pretty much done.”

While Jon has received a lot of criticism for visiting bars and flirting with women, he told Todd that it was Kate's alleged affair with Steve Neild that ended the union.

“Jon said then that he confronted Kate six months ago about her relationship with the bodyguard,” the source said.

We weren't there, but we'd imagine Kate's response was to roll her eyes and tell her husband to stop breathing so loudly.

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When rumors of Jon Gosselin's infidelity first came out, his wife (shockingly, we know) had no problem dressing her man down in public.

"Jon is confused and struggling with a lot of different things," she said last month.

In the latest issue of People, though, Jon is a bit more cautious about addressing his marital woes. He's also idiotic when it comes to accusations that he exploits his children by having their every action caught on camera.

"Exploited? I don't even want to use that word, because I think it's ridiculous," he told the magazine.

A Mean Mom

Jon and Kate Gosselin spend more time on tabloid covers these days than with their children.

Come on, Jon. Criticism from the Octomom? That's ridiculous.

But are you really trying to claim that you can't comprehend why anyone would question your decision to feature every moment of your kids' lives on a TV show?!?

At least come up with a reasonable defense of your actions. If you can pull yourself away from Deanna Hummel for a few minutes, that is.

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Might America finally be coming to its senses?

Granted, far too many people still somehow fear that terrorist suspects currently held at Guantanamo Bay would escape from maximum security prisons if held there inside the country.

But at least far fewer people watched this week's installments of Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's a start!

Fueled by ongoing gossip stories about the marriage between Jon and Kate Gosselin, the May 25 premiere of the show attracted a mind-numbing 9.8 millions viewers, earning higher ratings than the season finale of Lost on ABC.

However, the two newest episodes of the series, which aired on Monday, scored only 5.5 million and 6 million viewers, respectively.

That's still far more than we'd like to see, but we can't expect everyone to tune out at once. We can only hope that the prospect of having sex with Kate Gosselin helps turn more people off for next week.

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According to reports, Kate Gosselin's brother is shopping his story for $30,000.

Meanwhile, according to Deanna Hummel's sibling, something a lot (man) juicier is on the market.

Kate Chows Down

Jason Hummel has already made a name for himself by confirming an affair between his sister and Jon Gosselin. But that's not enough. He wants to make even more, disgusting money off the relationship.

Seen here, Deanna Hummel gives Jon Gosselin a ride. Those that wish to own the bed on which he returned the favor may soon be able to do so!

After her brother went public with her business, Deanna moved out of the home she shared with him. As a result, her furniture has been left behind and Jason has plans for one piece of it:

"I want to put the bed on eBay," he told The New York Post. "I want to see how much some crazy fan will pay."

Let's find out! How much would you pay for the bed in which Deanna reportedly did Jon?

 

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford has now chimed in on Jon & Kate Plus 8.

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Jon & Kate Plus 8 is no longer a show about two people raising eight adorable children.

It's now a seedy, exploitive documentary about the tension between a married couple that just happens to have a bunch of kids running around, most of whom take away airtime from the latest feud TLC can highlight between the adults. It's pathetic and no one should be watching it.

Kate Chows Down

Of course, sadly, millions of people are. With that in mind, here's how the series milked the hatred between Jon and Kate Gosselin this week...

On last night's episode (taped months ago), Kate celebrated her 34th birthday... with just her children.

Where did the script call for Jon to be?

"I went out to Utah for, like, five days," he said. "I just wanted to get back out there and ride with my friends. It just happened to fall on Kate's birthday."

Did Jon Gosselin celebrate his wife's birthday by porking Deanna Hummel? That's the latest rumor.

According to Us Weekly, Jon actually spent the weekend with rumored girlfriend Deanna Hummel. Sources say the two were together at a Spring Gruv party at The Canyon in Utah on March 28, Kate's birthday.

Meanwhile, the Gosselin parents also recorded a handful of couch testimonials together this episode, actually appearing side-by-side a few times. (We're shocked TLC didn't create smoke emanating out of their ears.)

"This season, sometimes you'll see Kate and I interview separately. Sometimes you'll see us interview together on the chair," Jon said. "It depends how things are going. We have busy schedules. And that's it."

Man. We feel dirty just writing about this stuff.

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We know this a crazy concept, but if Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin actually wanted to be left alone by the media, they'd stop talking to journalists.

Following a couple of photographs of himself and a pair of female acquaintances (over Memorial Day weekend and during a recent shopping trip at a New Jersey mall), the father of eight couldn't help but clarify his relationship with them.

"The two women with whom I've been photographed are family friends – Lauren Glassman and Lauren's daughter, Hailey," Jon said to People. "Lauren's husband, Dr. Larry Glassman, performed Kate's tummy tuck surgery, and since the surgery we've become friendly with the Glassmans."

Dude, who the heck cares?!?

This interaction between Jon and his friends barely registered a blip on the Gosselin radar, considering the pics were snapped during a week when divorce rumors sprung up and a child labor investigation got underway.

Of course, Jon had nothing to say about those reports.

Perhaps he's saving his nausea-inducing, publicity-garnering comments for tonight's episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight on TLC. Please, people, send a message and do not watch it.

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Oh, that poor, innocent Jon Gosselin.

The man that invited reality TV cameras into his home (and who married that nag of a wife) is a victim of an unfair media. So claims a totally unbiased source: Jon's mother, Pamela.

"I don't think he will ever be portrayed fairly," Pamela said to Star, after the tabloid shamelessly tracked her down at home. "It's always twisted... I don't think it's fair, and it never will be."

Over the past few weeks, of course, Jon has been accused of shagging Deanna Hummel, agreeing to a marriage contract that allows for cheating and possibly violating child labor laws in the state of Pennsylvania.

In fact, here's a look back at the last couple months in the lives of Jon and his annoying wife Kate. Click on each photo to enlarge it:

  • Proof of Cheating
  • An Affair, Covered
  • Mom to Monster!
  • Kate Gosselin and Paul Teutul
  • Bad Role Models

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The marital woes of Jon and Kate Gosselin have gone from mere tabloid fodder to something much more serious.

Earlier today, the Pennsylvania Department of Labor confirmed that an investigation is underway to determine whether or not Jon & Kate Plus 8 is violating child labor laws, following a series of complaints against the program.

Grating Kate

"We're not saying that they are not complying with child labor laws. We're investigating a complaint," Troy Thompson of the Pennsylvania Department of Labor said. "We're not saying that there was or was not a violation, just that we're conducting an investigation."

Earlier this week, Kate's brother and sister-in-law specifically called for such an investigation, as Kevin and Jodi Kreider wondered why there were no "laws protecting children in reality TV shows."

In a statement, TLC says:

“TLC fully complies with all applicable laws and regulations. ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ is no exception. For an extended period of time, we have been engaged in cooperative discussions and supplied all requested information to the Pennsylvania Department of Labor. We will continue to engage the appropriate officials and meet any standards or regulations that are applicable to TLC productions.”

A new episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 airs this Monday. If you really have a problem with how Jon and Kate Gosselin treat their children, you won't watch.

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The following is great news for Kate Gosselin. She'll soon be able to write a book titled Love Is in No Longer in the Mix: How to Recover from a Failed Marriage Via a Series of Book Signings.

According to The National Enquirer, the marriage between Kate and her husband is over. A divorce is imminent.

Kate Gosselin, Runner

“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” a source said. "Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can - and they’re worth more than you think.”

How much more?

The couple allegedly earned between $50-75,000 per episode of their show, while Kate takes in approximately $20,000 per speaking engagement. Moreover, let's not forget the hordes of free items that TLC has handed out to the family.

“Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here, easily $10 million,” said an insider “And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”

Or, to be accurate: Jon will be sitting quietly, stewing over the cash; while Kate will continually nag him about being greedy and lazy.

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