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Tori Spelling wrote a best-selling book titled Mommywood.

As the name implies, the memoir was based around life as a mother in Hollywood.

Kate Gosselin and Son

But it looks like the 90210 actress has a short memory, as she recently lamented to Extra the fact that Jon and Kate Gosselin have essentially gone Hollywood.

"I loved the fact that they were a normal family; they weren’t in Hollywood," said the actress, who didn't seem to comprehend the irony in appearing on the show to promote the fourth season of her reality series, Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. "It’s hard for me now to see them on the cover of People magazine... It’s gone to a whole different level, and I feel bad for them."

We're not defending the atrocity that is Jon & Kate Plus 8, but note to Tori: you've made a living off that same exact level!

Pictured above: Four giant boobs.

Spelling also offered some advice to the Gosselins: "I hope they’re prepared for what they are going through and just know that this too shall pass... Next week, it will be someone else on the cover and you can go about your life."

Wrong. We're sorry to say, but there definitely will NOT be someone else on the cover of Us Weekly next week.

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On March 28, Jon Gosselin reportedly had a revelation:

"Hey, it's Kate's birthday," he told a friend. "I should get her something."

However, according to a new report in Jon & Kate Plus 8 R Us Weekly, the controversial father proceeded to visit a jewelry store in Utah... only to eschew a gift and spend the day chugging free Budweisers with Deanna Hummel instead.

Covered Again

Elyse Motague, the waitress that delivered a shot to Deanna Hummel, courtesy of Jon Gosselin when he first wooed her, has referred to the reality star as a "dirtball."

As previously reported, the pair were spotted on that date at the annual Pond Skimming race at the Spring Gruv festival in Park City.

That evening, an insider told the aforementioned tabloid that Jon and Deanna "curled up" at a local bar and "it was snuggle-o-matic."

As the night went on, this anonymous source with unusual vocabulary said Gosselin and friends began "reeking of pot... I know that the kids he's hanging out with like a little herbal substance."

Hmm... that would explain Jon's hunger for attention. (Get it?!?)

Meanwhile, the cover above marks the SEVENTH consecutive week that Jon and/or Kate Gosselin have been featured on the front of Us Weekly. Click on the pics below for a closer look at the previous six covers:

  • Us Loves Them
  • Proof of Cheating
  • An Affair, Covered
  • Mom to Monster!
  • A Mean Mom

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Way to go, America!

We still need to get you to stop paying attention to Speidi and to realize that Chris Brown is a woman-beating thug, but you're coming along.

Kate and Steve Neild

The ratings for Jon & Kate Plus 8 have fallen for each episode since its fifth season premiere.

This week, approximately 4.3 million viewers tuned into Monday's 100th episode, which featured celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse, along with a series of insults directed at Jon.

While the figures are still solid for a reality show on cable, the number of viewers have dropped by more than half since the show's Memorial Day debut. Might people actually be growing sick of watching feuding parents ignore their children and whine about the attention they're receiving?

Incredibly, it's starting to appear that way.

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At this point, whoever lands in the interview chair, does the interview it looks like. Don't ask any questions. It's called rolling with life.
- Kate Gosselin, opening this week's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Oh, is that what it's called, Kate? We thought it was called "being an attention-seeking nag of a possibly disloyal wife and mostly unfocused mother that cares more about the spotlight and free tummy tucks than she does about her children."

Our bad.

Don't be fooled by the cover photo. The "Multiple Blessings" referred to in Kate Gosselin's book refer to the dollar bills that come been rolling in with each sale.

Viewers were subjected to the 100th episode of this reality TV dreck last night, as the installment featured famous chef Emeril Lagasse (for reasons unknown), along with numerous digs at husband Jon by Kate (for reasons known: she's a bitch).

Among our favorite Jon disses were:

  • When Lagasse asked her how her man was in the kitchen, Kate simply replied: "Not so much." (As opposed to Kate's genius on the stove, of course, which you can soon read all about!)
  • Kate later quipped: "Jon, do you know where the oven is? Let me point you to it."
  • Still not content, Kate drove the point home again, telling Emeril of her husband: "This is the most I've seen him in the kitchen in my life."

Watch the episode's opening interview after this article's jump. But be careful. Resist the urge to throw your computer out the window after doing so.

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Throughout this week, photos of a bikini-clad Kate Gosselin and her eight children in Bald Head Island, North Carolina have been circulating.

As fans sort through the pics, many have been wondering: what is Jon Gosselin doing this whole time?

Jonny Boy

Turns out, the proper question shouldn't be WHAT, but, rather, WHO!

Indeed, according to The National Enquirer, Jon has been spending time with yet another woman that's not his wife. Just 24 hours after photos of him and Deanna Hummel in Utah were released, the supermarket tabloid says it has Gosselin on tape with Hailey Glassman.

This vivid photo of Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman makes it clear that the pair is having a torrid affair.

Here's the best, most sordid part: Glassman, 23, is the daughter of the plastic surgeon that performed Kate's tummy-tuck procedure! So it's really all his wife's fault.

Sources told the newspaper that Jon and Hailey were captured on a security video after the pair tried to hide in the deserted dining room of the Bourbon Street bar in Nyack, NY. The incident took place around 3:30 p.m. on May 24.

"Jon and the young woman sat across from each other in a booth in the back of the restaurant," a witness said. "She was hanging on every word he said, and looked really happy to be with him."

Gosselin has publicly denied he's romantically involved with Hailey... but isn't that exactly what he'd say if he were involved with her? Think about it.

UPDATE: Check out Hailey Glassman's mug shot and drunken pics!

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Jon Gosselin is more than just a disloyal father of eight that hates his nag of a wife.

He's also a great company shill!

When approached by an E! News cameraman this week, did Jon tell him to get off his property? Did he shoot down any of the separation rumors surrounding himself and wife Kate? Did he deny spending time in Utah a few weeks ago with Deanna Hummel?

No, no and no.

Instead, Gosselin told the reporter that he'd have to watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 and/or pick up the latest issue of People in order to get some answers. Seriously. See for yourself:

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Sorry, Deanna Hummel. You can run around and have an extramarital affair with Jon Gosselin, but you can't hide.

While few photos of Jon Gosselin's alleged mistress exist, Us Weekly - which has dedicated approximately 217 staff members to coverage of the Gosselin marriage - has tracked down a shot of Deanna and Jon vacationing in Utah.

Jon G. Photo

In late March, the pair attended an event called "Spring Gruv" at The Canyons Ski Resort in Park City.

"There wasn't any making out or hand-holding," a witness told the magazine. "But there was that whole girly-smiley-chatty thing. She didn't seem like somebody he'd just met. It seemed like two people having a great afternoon."

That's right, readers: Hummel has been caught doing the "girly-smiley-chatty thing" with Jon Gosselin!

Later that same day, Deanna and Jon went to a bar at the resort. Once there, onlookers spotted the twosome "curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly. Nobody was put off or surprised by it at all."

They were shocked at how sloshed Gosselin got, however. Said a source:

"[Jon] just looked different. He was so smashed, his eyes were barely open."

Sounds like Deanna Hummel in her rumored sex tape.

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No matter which celebrity gossip report you choose to believe - and you have a countless number from which to peruse - the bottom line is this:

The future of Jon and Kate Gosselin as a couple is even less promising than that of Jillian Harris and whatever schmo she chooses on The Bachelorette. (No offense, Jake Pavelka.)

While some magazines have announced a divorce date for Jon and Kate, In Touch Weekly says the marriage is already over.

According to Todd Cruz, a friend of Jon's brother and bartender at a Pennsylvania establishment, the Gosselins are only together when cameras are around. It's supposedly been that way for six months.

Already Split!

"He explained it to us at the bar,” Cruz told the tabloid. “He said he was completely miserable and the marriage was pretty much done.”

While Jon has received a lot of criticism for visiting bars and flirting with women, he told Todd that it was Kate's alleged affair with Steve Neild that ended the union.

“Jon said then that he confronted Kate six months ago about her relationship with the bodyguard,” the source said.

We weren't there, but we'd imagine Kate's response was to roll her eyes and tell her husband to stop breathing so loudly.

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When rumors of Jon Gosselin's infidelity first came out, his wife (shockingly, we know) had no problem dressing her man down in public.

"Jon is confused and struggling with a lot of different things," she said last month.

In the latest issue of People, though, Jon is a bit more cautious about addressing his marital woes. He's also idiotic when it comes to accusations that he exploits his children by having their every action caught on camera.

"Exploited? I don't even want to use that word, because I think it's ridiculous," he told the magazine.

A Mean Mom

Jon and Kate Gosselin spend more time on tabloid covers these days than with their children.

Come on, Jon. Criticism from the Octomom? That's ridiculous.

But are you really trying to claim that you can't comprehend why anyone would question your decision to feature every moment of your kids' lives on a TV show?!?

At least come up with a reasonable defense of your actions. If you can pull yourself away from Deanna Hummel for a few minutes, that is.

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Might America finally be coming to its senses?

Granted, far too many people still somehow fear that terrorist suspects currently held at Guantanamo Bay would escape from maximum security prisons if held there inside the country.

But at least far fewer people watched this week's installments of Jon & Kate Plus 8. That's a start!

Fueled by ongoing gossip stories about the marriage between Jon and Kate Gosselin, the May 25 premiere of the show attracted a mind-numbing 9.8 millions viewers, earning higher ratings than the season finale of Lost on ABC.

However, the two newest episodes of the series, which aired on Monday, scored only 5.5 million and 6 million viewers, respectively.

That's still far more than we'd like to see, but we can't expect everyone to tune out at once. We can only hope that the prospect of having sex with Kate Gosselin helps turn more people off for next week.

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