Nudity. Fart jokes. And references to genital warts.

For all the hype and all the headlines made over Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, last night's ninth season premiere didn't exactly stray far from the obvious, immature humor that - incredibly, depressingly - has made this the most-watched sitcom on television for many years.

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For years, we thought the only thing wrong with Two and a Half Men were the incredibly immature and unfunny quotes uttered on the sitcom each week.

Little did we know about the scandals plaguing its stars behind the scenes. While Charlie Sheen's struggle with alcohol, drugs and domestic abuse have been well-documented, they almost pale in comparison to the troubles facing Jon Cryer.

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Jon Cryer stars with Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Hopefully the kid on the show isn't involved in a scandal too, 'cause they're 2-for-2 1/2 right now.

Not that Cryer had anything to do with his, unlike Sheen. He has told authorities his life was in danger - possibly by a hit man - and the FBI is investigating.

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