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Jon Cryer's former wife claims their 13-year-old son is the object of ridicule at his exclusive private school because the other kids have a more lavish lifestyle.

As a result, she'd like the actor to cough up another $88,000. A month.

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Sarah Trigger has been getting $8,000 a month in support since 2010, while Jon's the second highest-paid actor on TV thanks to Two and a Half Men.

That fact is almost more upsetting than what Sarah claims about life.

According to Jon's ex, teenager Charlie can't afford ritzy summer camps, exotic vacations, huge birthday parties with the "entire grade" invited ... nothing.

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Nudity. Fart jokes. And references to genital warts.

For all the hype and all the headlines made over Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, last night's ninth season premiere didn't exactly stray far from the obvious, immature humor that - incredibly, depressingly - has made this the most-watched sitcom on television for many years.

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Before Kutcher first showed up as a heart-broken billionaire named Walden Schmidt, viewers were treated to cameos that included ex-girlfriends played by Jenny McCarthy, and prospective home buyers played by John Stamos, Jenna Elfman and the guy who portrayed her husband on Dharma & Greg.

The appearance by the latter duo was a nice little shout-out to a past Chuck Lorre hit and at least felt fresh. The same can't be said for anything related to Kutcher's Walden.

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We already know what Charlie Sheen thinks of Ashton Kutcher coming on board Two and a Half Men. But what about the man who will actually be starring alongside him?

Jon Cryer released his first statement on the addition of Kutcher today, saying:

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"Ashton is an extraordinarily talented guy, and his presence will be an asset to our show. We are old friends from our male modeling days, and we're both looking forward to being judged for our comedic artistry, as opposed to our exceptional physical beauty."

Adding that he's "jazzed" to work with Kutcher, Cryer actually gave Sheen - the man who once called him a "troll" - a shout-out: "I'm extremely proud of the work we've done together, and I will miss him. But I'm also looking forward to this new beginning."

What a class act.

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No wonder Jon Cryer wasn't that angry when Charlie Sheen went off on him this week, labeling him as a traitor and a troll. Turns out...

... the actor actually is a troll!

Admitted Cryer on Conan last night: "There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this."

Other trolls in Hollywood, according to the sitcom star? Paul Giamatti, Helen Mirren and Andy Richter. But they can take solace in Cryer's comforting words:

"I'm here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better."

See, don't worry about it, Charlie. No reason to issue an apology. Or even an apol.

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Charlie Sheen has already alienated a large majority of his fan base.

Now, the machete-wielding actor has gone off on one of his few remaining allies in the business, former Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer.

"Like I said: You're with me, or you're with the trolls," Sheen told E! News yesterday. "Obviously he's with the trolls."

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Calling in from his house, Sheen continued to rant against Cryer, using false information to attack the veteran movie and TV star.

"Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll," said Sheen. "He issued a statement.* Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"

(*Cryer has not issued any statements.)

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For years, we thought the only thing wrong with Two and a Half Men were the incredibly immature and unfunny quotes uttered on the sitcom each week.

Little did we know about the scandals plaguing its stars behind the scenes. While Charlie Sheen's struggle with alcohol, drugs and domestic abuse have been well-documented, they almost pale in comparison to the troubles facing Jon Cryer.

In May 2009, the actor's ex-wife, Sarah Trigger, was arrested on charges of felony child neglect. Reports indicated she had choked her and Cryer's eight-year old son.

Now, according to documents in the custody battle between the couple (obtained by TMZ), Trigger asked ex-boyfriend Eddie Sanchez to murder Cryer and her first estranged husband, David Dickey.

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"Mr. Sanchez... said that it was [Sarah Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair," the documents read.

The FBI launched an investigation into this matter last month, but would not comment on anything beyond that.

Vicki Greene, Trigger's lawyer, defended her client to TMZ:

"Sarah has not threatened anyone, especially Jon and those are statements that are refuted and she has evidence to show that Mr. Sanchez has already recanted those statements to her."

We'll follow up on this story and post those statements if they surface. For now, the situation is even scarier than the fact that so many people tune in to Two and a Half Men each week.

** UPDATE: TMZ now reports that a voicemail, allegedly left by Sanchez, was left on Trigger's mother's phone on January 22 and it stated that Sarah never asked him to kill anyone.

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Jon Cryer stars with Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Hopefully the kid on the show isn't involved in a scandal too, 'cause they're 2-for-2 1/2 right now.

Not that Cryer had anything to do with his, unlike Sheen. He has told authorities his life was in danger - possibly by a hit man - and the FBI is investigating.

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Cryer sounded the alarm last Friday when he said believed his ex-wife hired a hit man to take him out. The two have been battling in a bitter custody fight.

According to reports, the FBI has been on this for a week, with no known suspects at this time. Cryer's ex-wife says she is unaware of any threat against Jon.

Security descended on the set the show last Friday. This week's show will also be taped without an audience ... but it's for creative, not security reasons.

No one to laugh at hilarious Two and a Half Men quotes? Tragic ...

Hopefully a hit man doesn't off Jon Cryer. That's scary stuff.

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