Olympic figure skater and commentator Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov have called off their divorce. But in doing so, each laid out a set of guidelines for keeping their marriage together.
Johnny Weir's sticking point? No mutual masturbation, Victor!
It seems Victor Voronov was a fan of taking care of his own business in the company of others while they also did the same. That's... certainly not the sort of thing you hear every day.
Weir's 5-page post-nup came to light after TMZ learned that Voronov requested that Weir sign a document apologizing for publicly trashing his spouse.
Voronov also promised to leave Johnny's mama out of it.
Seems reasonable enough, right? Wrong. Apparently.