Looks like all that talk of mutual masturbation was for nothing.
After hammering out the weirdest marriage agreement in history, former Olympian Johnny Weir and his husband Victor Voronov have decided to proceed with their divorce.
Johnny and Victor announced their split back in March, just weeks after Johnny's commentary and flamboyant fashion choices at the Sochi games made him a worldwide trending topic.
The ugly drama that followed forced Weir to quit Celebrity Apprentice just a week after filming began.
For a while, it looked as though the estranged pair might be able to work things out with a "post-nup" agreement that - among other things - forbade "aggressive flirting" and mutual masturbation with men outside the marriage.
Now Victor says despite the bizarre deal, the divorce is "100% still happening." The cause ? Johnny's mother: