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Ever wonder what your favorite celebrities, or John Mayer for that matter, are thinking right this second? Well, thanks to the marvelous invention known as Twitter, you can wonder no longer - just subscribe to their innermost thoughts.

You can start your Friday off with some inspirational words from Diddy, for example. He aims to motivate and carry you throughout your day, wherever it may lead:

Adorable Hand Holders

Some stars, like Selena Gomez, are looking forward to a weekend with family ... and venting about celeb gossip rumors linking them romantically to friends.

Then there's Demi Lovato, who's Twatting about (what else) Twitter itself, and how she wants to reach out to a certain douchebag musician ...

God knows why, since this is all he has to say. Why say anything? Seriously, no wonder Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped his dumb ass over this crap ...

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by Free Britney at . Comments

John Mayer being a Grade A premium douchebag would seem to be reason enough for him to get dumped by goddess Jennifer Aniston, but the UK edition of Star is claiming there was a more specific reason for the couple's recent breakup.

In its new issue, the magazine claims Jen was riled by John’s near-constant updating of his Twitter page when he also claimed he was too busy to call her.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like: ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ So she called him and ended it,” a source says.

Like everything in Star, we assume this is not at all true - especially after the first reports of the couple's breakup suggested that he dumped her. However, this is a great thing to make up if you're going to. At least their writers are improving.

You know John Mayer would totally be that guy, too, Twatting random thoughts no one cares about while neglecting his real-life relationships. At least post some half-naked pics of your girl bending over like Ashton Kutcher, John.

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer
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