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Katy Perry was definitely feeling the holiday spirit on Christmas.

As was her boyfriend John Mayer, Santa costume and all.

John Mayer, Santa

Katy Perry and John Mayer spent the day at home with her parents in Santa Barbara, and the "Wide Awake" singer gifted her 30 million followers this gem of a photo.

"Santa Baby" reads the caption. You may hurl on cue.

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John Mayer is a douchebag. But in a surprisingly non-douchebag move, he's going to stop Tweeting every five seconds. Dude actually deleted his account.

The 32-year-old singer had more than 3.7 million followers.

Mayer discontinued his account as he prepares to head back to the studio, his rep said, although fear not, he plans to communicate with fans via his blog.

John Mayer has Twittered his last.

With his inflated sense of self-worth, Mayer used Twitter to talk to fans about a variety of issues ... or everything on his mind. Most notably, he's used it to deny being a douchebag, or a racist, or to explain comments about sexual napalm.

Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato are among other stars to quit the social media site. If you need to fill the void, please follow THG on Twitter! We're not leaving!

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Having taken a break from talking about balling Jessica Simpson and such, John Mayer ended his self-imposed silence to share his thoughts on ... Twitter.

At ASCAP's 2010 "I Create Music" Expo, the singer admits he has been wrangling with a really tough decision concerning the microblogging site lately.

"Within in the last couple weeks," the douchebag says, "every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it's pretty much done."

"I just think that Twitter, as a form of communication, I think it's over to be perfectly honest with you." So why is this the end? We'll let him explain:

John Mayer: SO over Twitter.

"I would rather see Twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it's really sort of flawed from the beginning."

"I can't tell you how many times I meet people who write stuff and get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?' ... I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship."

As for the future of Mayer personally Tweeting to his 3.2 million fans/haters/followers, he will continue, moderately, with one caveat: "My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation."

So there you have it. The Mayer hath spoken. Twitter is a fad... Facebook is forever.

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Give John Mayer credit: he's no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans.

Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron.

In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single "Tik Tok," he wrote over the weekend:

Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.

Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?

We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke...

Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha:

Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

In response to this talk, Adam Lambert's recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted:

dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick's at.

That's unclear. But we do know where Mayer's foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.

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John Mayer recently referred to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm," a woman so wild in the sack, he absolutely couldn't stop himself from "f*%king her."

Somewhat similarly, as much as we might like to "unfriend" Jessica Simpson on Twitter, we can't turn it off or hold back from posting her insight on THG.

Jessica has learned a thing or two from her past relationships with the likes of Mayer, Nick Lachey, etc.: "You can't love someone else to change them."

Deep.

"Happiness comes from accepting who they are," the reality star and former singer continued Tweeting. "It is our decision to REALLY know who we love."

We know one guy she's got no love for nowadays.

Twitter Fiend

Jessica Simpson is a Tweeting fiend.

The 29-year-olds most talked-about ex these days is certainly Mayer, who found himself in hot water after candidly telling Playboy all about riding that ass.

He also dropped racial and gay slurs, which was even less cool.

John, who some say she created, likened her to crack cocaine and said she was "crazy" in bed. But did he try to "change" Simpson, as her Tweet implies?

During their time together, "[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places," an insider said. "She liked being a bad girl and getting manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview."

We can't decide if that's LOL or TMI material.

Another Jessica Simpson source adds that the star is "disgusted" by Mayer's remarks. "He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it."

We can't imagine why.

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Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.

Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.

Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:

"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."

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Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:

"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.

"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."

Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.

As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?

"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."

That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.

by Free Britney at . Comments

John Mayer may be a douchebag who Googles himself 24/7 and is way too obsessed with Twitter and what people think of him, but we give him credit here.

In addressing one of the recent rumors about him in the celebrity gossip world (while conveniently ignoring another), Johnny posted the following Tweets ...

  • Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, correct. Had a blast. Danced my face off. Someone there planted a kiss on me? No.
  • I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club.
  • You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They're like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys.

Robert Pattinson's John Mayer's new album cover.

You have to appreciate him going out of his way to shoot down this rumor stemming from gay stereotypes. Unfortunately, regarding those rumors that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together, he didn't comment. Hmm.

He did post the cover of his new album, natch. See above. What a douchebag.

Looks like one of many Robert Pattinson pictures we've posted of late, with that vintage Edward Cullen hair. Also, the Mayer seems to be emulating the way the New Moon hunk often poses open-mouthed. So seductive.

Only R-Pattz can pull it off, though. Sorry John. Better luck next time.

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In a series of Twitter rants, John Mayer defended his dating of hot girls, then explained in detail why he is not a douche, but merely a "showbiz type."

Guy cares way too much about what people think for a guy who goes out of his way to act like he's laid back and doesn't care what people think.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't," the lame singer, who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz, posted yesterday.

Mayer, who has recently been tied to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, explained the difference between "douches," "famewhores" and "showbiz types."

"'Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet," the douchebag opined.

"Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place," he says. "Except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much."

"So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry," he concluded.

"I'm a Showbiz Type. But I am not a douche!!"

We deeply disagree. How 'bout you? Tell us:

Is John Mayer a douchebag?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We already knew that John Mayer was a douchebag.

But might he be a shady, Justin Gaston-like douchebag?

The ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston recently Twittered his affection for 16-year old Demi Lovato. Granted, he was just giving props to her vocal stylings, but we can't help but question the older singer's intentions.

We don't wanna know what John Mayer is fantasizing about in this photo.

"I have ‘La La Land’ by @ddlovato stuck in my head. Actually, it’s not stuck. I’m choosing to sing it. B section is sophisticated. You’re going to make lots of records, I can tell," Mayer wrote.

This led to a couple back-and-forth Tweets between the artists. We've recounted them below:

Lovato: “Holy crap. THANK YOU. You’re so awesome. That is quite possibly the best compliment I’ve received in this business. Thank you so, so much….. !!!!!!”
Mayer: “Write one song at a time, never apologize for any of them, ever. From Wonderland to Trio stuff, they’re all my kids.”
Lovato: “See, That’s exactly what I needed to hear today. Wow. If that’s not inspiration, then I don’t know what is! You’re incredible.”

That's one adjective for Mayer. We could think of a few more.

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Okay, he didn't say d-bag specifically, but the way John Mayer uses Twitter, you’d think he would have nothing but praise for the social networking tool.

But instead, he thinks it's for tools.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

"It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb," the singer told E! last week at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, Calif.

"If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop."

If it's so stupid, why does John Mayer himself Twitter all the time?

"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever," the pretentious douchebag said.

"I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go try out."

What a moron. No wonder Jennifer Aniston gave him an ultimatum. The sad thing is, rumor has it he actually chose to keep Twittering over dating Jennifer.

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John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

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