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Having taken a break from talking about balling Jessica Simpson and such, John Mayer ended his self-imposed silence to share his thoughts on ... Twitter.

At ASCAP's 2010 "I Create Music" Expo, the singer admits he has been wrangling with a really tough decision concerning the microblogging site lately.

"Within in the last couple weeks," the douchebag says, "every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it's pretty much done."

"I just think that Twitter, as a form of communication, I think it's over to be perfectly honest with you." So why is this the end? We'll let him explain:

John Mayer: SO over Twitter.

"I would rather see Twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it's really sort of flawed from the beginning."

"I can't tell you how many times I meet people who write stuff and get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?' ... I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship."

As for the future of Mayer personally Tweeting to his 3.2 million fans/haters/followers, he will continue, moderately, with one caveat: "My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation."

So there you have it. The Mayer hath spoken. Twitter is a fad... Facebook is forever.

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Jessica Simpson has taken issue with, and refused to accept an apology regarding John Mayer's recent Playboy interview in which he talked about railing her.

Now Billy Corgan, who has recently been linked to Jessica, is sounding off on the topic as well. "He's trying to destroy his career," Corgan tells Rolling Stone.

"Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating [John Mayer's] soul to the point where he's trying to blow it up."

"Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, it's hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who's done it."

Ruin his career by being a douchebag? Interesting theory ...

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Billy Corgan has come to the defense of Jessica Simpson.

"For any person who has celebrity to drop rocks at somebody else's feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on," says Corgan.

"There's things that should just be left alone."

The Smashing Pumpkins rocker, who declined to confirm his relationship status with Simpson, recently told Rolling Stone that she is definitely worthy of love.

"If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do," said Billy, who helped her pen the theme song for The Price of Beauty, which airs March 15.

For her part, Jessica says that despite John's betrayal and d!ck move, she has no trust issues going forward. Everyone can now breathe a huge sigh of relief.

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Thank goodness.

Despite John Mayer's recent comments, in which he spoke in no uncertain terms about boning Jessica Simpson, she says she's still a trusting person deep down.

"I'm not as guarded as you would think. I should probably be more guarded. I trust a lot of people, actually," the actress told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show.

Not that she's over being disappointed in John, who has apologized for calling her "sexual napalm" and "crack cocaine," and whose apology she did not accept.

"That's truly how I felt and still feel," she said. "Somebody that you have cared about for a long time, you just hope they can keep the intimate things intimate."

Sexual Napalm

LIKE CRACK: We hear that describes her in bed. Someone said that ...

In all honesty, as much as we think John Mayer is a pretentious a$$clown who needs to go the hell away, does Jessica really have to keep harping on this issue?

  • How "betrayed" can you be? You dated a guy, he bragged about it later. That makes him a jackass, absolutely, but it's not like he boned CaCee Cobb.
  • He said she was amazing in bed! Again, he's an idiotic douchebag, but at the crux of Mayer's Playboy interview was praise for Simpson's sex moves.

After taking John to task, she spoke warmly of Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan, who worked with her on the theme for her show The Price of Beauty.

"I can't find good enough words to speak about Billy," Simpson said. "He's a very, very dear friend. For him to give his time and his talents and share them with me, it was a great experience. And I hope we can do more music together."

Sexual Napalm denies making anything more than music with him, though.

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Jessica Simpson has some words for John Mayer. She just won't be saying them to him personally, as she isn't accepting his apology for his recent comments.

In an interview with Oprah (yes, Oprah interviewed Jessica Simpson and talked about John Mayer's comments for some reason) she said she "felt betrayed."

Her ex spilled the details of their sex life to Playboy, which you likely know, and while he said he's sorry via e-mail and phone, she's in no hurry to respond.

She also dropped the D word. No, she didn't call him a douchebag, even though he is the definition of one. She's "disappointed" in him for the whole ordeal.

Jessica Simpson Fashion Statement

Jessica Simpson has gotten major PR after John Mayer's candid descriptions of tapping that. Any publicity is good, right? Maybe? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

On a lighter note, Jessica says that her phone's been ringing off the hook since John likened banging her to doing crack, and that "I guess it could be worse."

True. She later added that she hopes John "gets his life together." Wow. When Jessica Simpson is telling you to get your life together, that's not a good sign.

Follow the jump for a clip of Jessica on Oprah ...

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Give John Mayer credit: he's no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans.

Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron.

In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single "Tik Tok," he wrote over the weekend:

Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.

Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?

We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke...

Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha:

Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

In response to this talk, Adam Lambert's recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted:

dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick's at.

That's unclear. But we do know where Mayer's foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.

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John Mayer recently referred to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm," a woman so wild in the sack, he absolutely couldn't stop himself from "f*%king her."

Somewhat similarly, as much as we might like to "unfriend" Jessica Simpson on Twitter, we can't turn it off or hold back from posting her insight on THG.

Jessica has learned a thing or two from her past relationships with the likes of Mayer, Nick Lachey, etc.: "You can't love someone else to change them."

Deep.

"Happiness comes from accepting who they are," the reality star and former singer continued Tweeting. "It is our decision to REALLY know who we love."

We know one guy she's got no love for nowadays.

Twitter Fiend

Jessica Simpson is a Tweeting fiend.

The 29-year-olds most talked-about ex these days is certainly Mayer, who found himself in hot water after candidly telling Playboy all about riding that ass.

He also dropped racial and gay slurs, which was even less cool.

John, who some say she created, likened her to crack cocaine and said she was "crazy" in bed. But did he try to "change" Simpson, as her Tweet implies?

During their time together, "[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places," an insider said. "She liked being a bad girl and getting manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview."

We can't decide if that's LOL or TMI material.

Another Jessica Simpson source adds that the star is "disgusted" by Mayer's remarks. "He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it."

We can't imagine why.

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He may use the most pejorative word possible when discussing African-Americans, and he may screw and tell, but John Mayer swears: he's not an a$$hole.

As he continues to try and make amends for his racist, homophobic interview with Playboy, the singer announced to the crowd at a NYC concert this week:

"I hate to come off like an a--hole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an a--hole. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an a--hole. But you know what? There's plenty of a--holes who think the same thing, so I have to thank you."

What? Even when he tries to apologize, he sounds like a moron. Plus, John, we never said you were an a--hole. We said you were a douchebag.

Mayer on Stage

Mayer added that "it's a clean me now, people, clean me."

He then Tweeted to fans that attended his show, citing the bad weathe: "MSG crowd, will you tweet me when you get home safe? It's bad out. Oh and HOLY SHNIKES. You were unreal tonight."

HOLY SHNIKES, indeed. Mayer is annoying.

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A celebrity gossip magazine alleges that Jessica Simpson created the dating monster that is John Mayer. Must have been a slow week over at OK! HQ.

Before he met Jessica, John Mayer was "just another musician," according to friends of Simpson, who are delusional and say she put him on the map.

While it is possible that Jessica helped catapult John onto the celebrity dating map in a sense, he was a well-established figure in that realm as well.

The name Jennifer Love Hewitt ring a bell, anyone? Thought so. In any case, Jessica's friends are on the offensive after John betrayed her this month ...

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How these two didn't last is beyond us.

In any case, the magazine says it was Jessica’s relationship with John - who recently humiliated her by revealing intimate details about their sex life - that propelled his ascent up the dating food chain after the couple split in 2006.

“It was only after she gave her seal of approval that A-listers like Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz started dating him,” the source says. “Before that he was a successful musician, no doubt, but Jess ushered him into the world of celebrity dating.”

“A lot of Jess’s friends joke that she created a monster,” a source tells OK!, adding: “She put John on the map and made him a tabloid sensation.”

There's no way those quotes are real, but hey, it's a good celebrity gossip debate - did Jessica raise John's dating profile? Or was he slumming it?

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Most weeks, OK! Magazine straight up invents news. It's what they do.

This week, it's trying a different tack, reporting an actual story we already know, but with sensationalistic, misleading headlines enticing you to read it all again!

According to this venerable publication, Jessica Simpson was "stunned" last week as she awoke to texts, e-mails and Tweets regarding that douche John Mayer.

Her ex-flame made the masses cringe when he referred Jessica to “crack cocaine" and “sexual napalm” that he "could not stop f*%king" in a Playboy interview.

Classy guy. But is "Betrayed" the right word, OK!? Is it really a "sex scandal"? Guy nailed a famous, hot girl and bragged about it. We can move on any time.

How could he sink so low, indeed?

“Jessica was shocked” at the report, a pal of the singer tells OK!. “She was really pissed off at first when she heard about it, then she read the whole interview, and the first thing that she said was, ‘I’m annoyed John would sink so low.’”

That's just how a Grade A Douchebag rolls.

Facing a barrage of criticism, for his comments about Jessica (and gay and racial slurs he made), John expressed regret that night at a concert in Nashville.

“I just want to play. I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. I’m out. I’m done. I quit the media game,” he told the crowd.

We should be so lucky.

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We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week.

In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs.

Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it.

"Dear John," the upstanding firm reached out. "We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine ... We learned how you make back up stories in your mind and that your 'biggest dream is to write pornography.'"

What a Huge D-Bag

Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director?

"We decided we'd like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film," their letter hilariously continued.

"Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women." So true. Who doesn't wanna nail John Mayer?

We think this is a career collaboration waiting to happen. All we can say is "Your Body Is a Wonderland" is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films.

Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. How knows.

Who's the bigger d-bag?

 

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