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Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer ... according to a magazine that just plain invents all its celebrity gossip news. But hey, we'll run with it if you will!

This rumor will not die. Exactly a month ago, we reported that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were back together under similarly made-up circumstances.

The douchebag denied it, and told the Huffington Post they can eff off. But why let that stop you if you're OK! Magazine and it's a slow news week? Exactly.

Jen Back With John!

I'M BACK WITH JOHN ... said an unpaid intern.

The magazine says that after more than a year and a half apart, America’s sweetheart and music’s bad boy are giving their love another try! What a surprise!

Jen’s friends hate her old squeeze, OK! says, but she can’t live without him! There was a fake secret rendezvous at The Ritz that reignited their romance, too.

We eagerly await John's self-righteous rebuttal.

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John Mayer is a douchebag. But in a surprisingly non-douchebag move, he's going to stop Tweeting every five seconds. Dude actually deleted his account.

The 32-year-old singer had more than 3.7 million followers.

Mayer discontinued his account as he prepares to head back to the studio, his rep said, although fear not, he plans to communicate with fans via his blog.

John Mayer has Twittered his last.

With his inflated sense of self-worth, Mayer used Twitter to talk to fans about a variety of issues ... or everything on his mind. Most notably, he's used it to deny being a douchebag, or a racist, or to explain comments about sexual napalm.

Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato are among other stars to quit the social media site. If you need to fill the void, please follow THG on Twitter! We're not leaving!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are rumored to be back on.

Not only is this false, according to the singer, but the Huffington Post, which reported it, is the journalistic equivalent of “a stripper wearing reading glasses.”

He also suggested a title for any piece the Huffington Post might run on his response to their story: JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPOST: “GO F**K YOURSELF!”

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  • Mayer is Pissed

John Mayer is not pleased with Jennifer Aniston dating rumors.

The douchebag provoked by an item which described how Mayer he that he “believed in second chances” during his Hollywood Bowl concert on Sunday.

The article also noted that “a woman who resembled Aniston was rumored to be in the wings,” which Mayer took issue with. That's not iron clad proof?!

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Friday's edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest tasked our readers with writing the best caption for this picture of John Mayer balling.

Our winner is Ted Binion. Congratulations!

The selected caption, particularly topical in light of the Spencer Pratt sex tape scandal, appears below. Thanks to everyone, as always, who sent in caption(s) and best of luck again next time in The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

John Mayer Balls

This must be what Heidi Montag's breasts feel like.

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Jennifer Aniston’s controversial comments about single parenting and use of the word retard on live TV have both raised eyebrows in recent weeks.

She's been criticized by Bill O'Reilly and countless others over the two incidents. Well, it's time to focus on more important matters - her love life!

Despite claims earlier this week the actress is dating a wealthy European banker, Britain’s Daily Mirror says Aniston has hooked back up with ...

... wait for it ...

... that douchebag John Mayer! Again!

MANISTON: Reloaded and hotter than ever!?

“John invited Jen to come out and meet him while he was in Manhattan,” a source told the tabloid. “He told her he wanted to see her and even paid for a private jet to fly her from LA. They spent hours in his suite at the Four Seasons."

We know what that means. No one goes to John Mayer's suite for conversation. But will Jen fall for his tricks, only to be burned by him again? “Jen’s been hurt by him before and isn’t prepared to go public with the relationship just yet.”

This news comes amid reports of Jen meeting with a surrogate.

“Jennifer has spent the last few months discreetly looking into the technicalities,” a source said. "She has been holding private meetings with prospective women."

"We think she’s narrowed it down to her final two."

Bet you Octomom would do it for the right price ...

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: John Mayer ballin' ... on the b-ball court that is.

What could he be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

John Mayer Balls

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For all his douchebag tendencies, John Mayer deserves credit for the creative way he just announced his upcoming tour dates, spoofing LeBron James in the process.

Proving LeBron isn't the only narcissistic star who can self-importantly declare where he'll be playing, John posted a video announcing he is taking his talents to Ohio.

Here's one performer who will never betray you, Cleveland!

So as not to disappoint fans in other cities, of course, he will also be heating up South Beach. And New York. And New Jersey. And Seattle. Gotta share the love!

The singer-songwriter notes that while his high school career may not have equaled that of LeBron James, he did once score rather impressively in a movie theater ...

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One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm.

The other is an MTV reality star who talks about himself in the third person, fake tans, also gets a lot of (far less attractive) girls and is proud of it.

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  • We Gots a Situation

One has chiseled abs because he works at a gym. The other last visited in gym in approximately 1998. One has earrings, the other lots of hair.

If it came down to John Mayer or The Situation, and your life depended on it and/or you were really drunk, who would you rather ... you know?

It's a difficult call, we sympathize with you. But vote below.

Who would you rather ...

 

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Having taken a break from talking about balling Jessica Simpson and such, John Mayer ended his self-imposed silence to share his thoughts on ... Twitter.

At ASCAP's 2010 "I Create Music" Expo, the singer admits he has been wrangling with a really tough decision concerning the microblogging site lately.

"Within in the last couple weeks," the douchebag says, "every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it's pretty much done."

"I just think that Twitter, as a form of communication, I think it's over to be perfectly honest with you." So why is this the end? We'll let him explain:

John Mayer: SO over Twitter.

"I would rather see Twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it's really sort of flawed from the beginning."

"I can't tell you how many times I meet people who write stuff and get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?' ... I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship."

As for the future of Mayer personally Tweeting to his 3.2 million fans/haters/followers, he will continue, moderately, with one caveat: "My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation."

So there you have it. The Mayer hath spoken. Twitter is a fad... Facebook is forever.

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Jessica Simpson has taken issue with, and refused to accept an apology regarding John Mayer's recent Playboy interview in which he talked about railing her.

Now Billy Corgan, who has recently been linked to Jessica, is sounding off on the topic as well. "He's trying to destroy his career," Corgan tells Rolling Stone.

"Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating [John Mayer's] soul to the point where he's trying to blow it up."

"Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, it's hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who's done it."

Ruin his career by being a douchebag? Interesting theory ...

Corgan Action

Billy Corgan has come to the defense of Jessica Simpson.

"For any person who has celebrity to drop rocks at somebody else's feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on," says Corgan.

"There's things that should just be left alone."

The Smashing Pumpkins rocker, who declined to confirm his relationship status with Simpson, recently told Rolling Stone that she is definitely worthy of love.

"If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do," said Billy, who helped her pen the theme song for The Price of Beauty, which airs March 15.

For her part, Jessica says that despite John's betrayal and d!ck move, she has no trust issues going forward. Everyone can now breathe a huge sigh of relief.

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer
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