Sadly, John Mayer didn't speak out about Jessica Simpson nude when he was tapping that singer.
But the cheesy singer is now coming to the defense of his ex-girlfriend, who idiotic Cowboys fans are blaming for their team's demise in the playoffs this season. They've dubbed her affect on Tony Romo as the "Jessica Jinx."
"I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now," Mayer wrote on his blog.
He also asked that celebrity gossip followers look past their usual points of criticism for a change.
"All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know," Mayer continued. "It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)"
Jessica's other defining traits are her two giant boobs. We're just sayin.