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Sadly, John Mayer didn't speak out about Jessica Simpson nude when he was tapping that singer.

But the cheesy singer is now coming to the defense of his ex-girlfriend, who idiotic Cowboys fans are blaming for their team's demise in the playoffs this season. They've dubbed her affect on Tony Romo as the "Jessica Jinx."

"I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now," Mayer wrote on his blog.

He also asked that celebrity gossip followers look past their usual points of criticism for a change.

"All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know," Mayer continued. "It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)"

Jessica's other defining traits are her two giant boobs. We're just sayin.

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Seriously, celebrity gossip fans. Up top!

In one of the best news stories of the year thus far, John Mayer and Minka Kelly have quietly called it quits, according to People magazine.

The Mayer of D-Bags

The large-headed, lame-ass musician, 30, and the 27-year-old Friday Night Lights star split over a month ago, but are "still friends."

They were last seen together in December, when Minka Kelly showed support for Mayer at his December concert in L.A. and accompanied him to the after-party at Parc. The two were also spotted having breakfast in L.A.

Since she broke up with John Mayer, we can run a pic of just Minka Kelly.

According to a pal of Kelly's, "Minka told a couple friends that she and John Mayer had broken up but she really didn't want to tell anyone."

The couple became involved in October, dining together several times in Austin, Texas, and again later that month in California. They also met up with Chris Ivery and Ellen Pompeo at a Knicks game in New York in November.

The split, however, may not last for long. When Mayer was boning Jessica Simpson, they broke up and reunited numerous times. You never know.

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Jinka? Jelly? Just plain gross? Call them whatever you want, it is becoming more and more evident that John Mayer and Minka Kelly are still together. Which is deeply troubling to the staff of The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

The only thing that could be worse, really, would be if Carrie Underwood and Leighton Meester decided they would double-team Spencer Pratt. Which Heidi Montag would probably be cool with as long as she could get paid to watch.

What a Huge D-Bag

Anyway, John Mayer and Minka Kelly set their sights on grabbing breakfast and very possibly each other on Saturday at Mogan's Café in Pacific Palisades, Calif. Earlier in the weekend, they were spotted together at The Sunset Marquis.

John Mayer and Minka Kelly continue to nauseate us. Well, at least he does.

While the lovely Minka may be somewhat tainted in our minds as long as she is in John Mayer's clutches, all is not lost in the Friday Night Lights universe. We still have Adrianne Palicki naked to gaze at. We recommend you take a look.

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Taking a break from seeing Minka Kelly naked and recording lame songs about feelings, John Mayer poses for a photo with Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

We feel bad for Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

Efron

We'll give Zanessa a free pass, though. We know they didn't want anything to do with this and our hearts go out to them for even being in the same room as this loser.

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and John Mayer: Two High School Musical hotties, one very large head. Two quality vocalists, one source of occasional nude photos.

The two young stars and John Mayer were seen at the after-party for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story on Wednesday. Also in attendance at the bash held at Hollywood Social were Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Ferrell and other celebrities.

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Depends on when and where you catch him! In the current Us Weekly, the tabloid quotes the lame singer as telling friends: "I am single, and Minka is not my girlfriend."

Hmmm. Someone should probably tell Minka Kelly that!

After all, John Mayer likes playing the field.

The large-headed, 30-year-old crooner was spotted "kissing, holding hands" and dirty dancing with ex-flame Cameron Diaz at GoldBar in N.Y. City November 30.

But Monday, he dined with Minka Kelly, the 27-year-old Friday Night Lights star, at the Waverly Inn. They continued their night at the hot spot Butter.

John Mayer, Minka Kelly

John Mayer loves Minka Kelly... as long as his friends don't know.

Photographers taunted the couple, asking John Mayer if he thought Cameron Diaz's body "was a wonderland," a play off an awful but popular song he wrote.

John Mayer �" who once said that the love song was about another ex-girlfriend of his, the newly engaged Jennifer Love Hewitt �" called the comment "tasteful."

"You should go on stage," Mayer jokingly told the members of the celebrity news media, who had begun serenading him with his own song.

Bottom line? Minka Kelly had been keep close watch on her heart. John Mayer has seen Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt nude. As bad as his music may be, it enables him to gain access into many pairs of celebrity pants.

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Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at The Hollywood Gossip. What would this traditional holiday be without family, friends, food, football and reflection upon some of the things we most appreciate in our lives.

For this celebrity news site, that means expressing thanks to some of the biggest turkeys we've come to know this past year. Below is a look at our staff's Top 10 (take a wild guess who was voted our Biggest Turkey of the Year) ...

Conservator and Daughter

10. Riley Giles. Not only does he give Lindsay Lohan a good stuffing, this clown is a meathead to the max. See mug shots. Yeah. Prime turkey material.

9. John Mayer. Makes the list in spite (or perhaps because) of the fact that he dates Minka Kelly. Guy's dome is also roughly the size of Plymouth Rock.

8. Michael Vick. Oh, wait, he's a dog.

7. Jan Adams. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

6. Brad Womack. Worst. Bachelor. Ever.

5. Dancing with the Stars judges. These losers really dropped the ball this season with some dubious decisions. Sabrina Bryan was robbed worse than Native Americans by the New World's European settlers. Close, anyway.

4. Spencer Pratt. The Hills villain sure can gobble up publicity.

3. Heather Mills. Imagine the kind of Thanksgiving feast you could throw after gold-digging your way to more than $50M of your ex-husband's fortune!

2. Blake Fielder-Civil. Raging alcoholism. Massive quantities of hard ass drugs. The surprise wedding. The bloody melee. A barroom brawl. Some witness tampering. This holiday, Amy Winehouse's husband should be thankful he's alive.

Fnally, The Hollywood Gossip's Biggest Turkey of the Year award goes to ...

1. Britney Spears. Talk about a foregone conclusion. Like the New England Patriots of the NFL, it was Britney Spears in her own league and everyone else playing for second. We raise a turkey leg (and some pork rinds) to you, Brit.

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We were just starting to wonder about this couple. Singer, songwriter and Grade A tool John Mayer hasn't been spotted in public with his new gal pal Minka Kelly in awhile. But they returned to the spotlight this weekend for some NBA action.

Seated at a New York Knicks game, Mayer was welcomed by the Madison Square Garden scoreboard, which read "Welcome John Mayer, Recording Artist."

Ellen and Chris Pic

We personally would have had it say "Welcome Minka Kelly, star of Friday Night Lights" but we don't make these kinds of decisions. Probably for good reason.

Here's another picture of John and Minka, along with two other celebrities they sat next to - Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo and her fiance, Chris Ivery!

Chris Ivery, Ellen Pompeo, John Mayer and Minka Kelly take in NBA action.

In anyone cares, the Miami Heat earned their first win of the season by beating the Isiah Thomas-led Knicks, 75-72, in what was surely a riveting contest. Not.

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Another day, another date for John Mayer and Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly! The pair grabbed lunch - and what looks to be some artwork - in West Hollywood on Tuesday. Take a look at Jinka in the photo below ...

Jen and John Pic

Our feelings on John Mayer at T.H. Gossip are well documented, and this love affair makes us more upset than O.J. Simpson after learning some dude is selling his memorabilia. But there might be a silver lining to this dark, big-headed cloud.

Since these two started dating a week or two ago, they've been staples on celebrity picture galleries all over the Internet. Hopefully this helps boost Minka Kelly's profile, as well as the show she's on, which is really great!

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The rumors persist, and they are revolting. Well, half revolting.

Let's just say that when John Mayer and Minka Kelly began dating recently, which we are still getting used to, forming a couple known heretofore as either Jinka or Jelly (we can't decide), it's clear what each brings to the relationship...

John Mayer in Las Vegas
  • Minka Kelly brings acting talent (as the star of Friday Night Lights), a weird and damn sexy first name, and stunning good looks.
  • John Mayer has bagged a lot of chicks, has a huge dome, and dominates the airwaves with a unique brand of introspective, mediocre soft rock hits.

It's a match built to last... for like 10 days. Anyway, here are two new photos of Minka Kelly and John Mayer, Hollywood's newest hot couple ...

Minka Kelly: So hot. John Mayer: So not.

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John Mayer sucks.

Not in an O.J. Simpson kind of way or anything. But if there were a plane full of celebrities about to crash into a mountain, we'd still want John Mayer as pilot.

His overplayed, overrated introspective pop-rock hits, abnormally large head, and hot girls' propensity to have sex with him all contribute to his suckitude. Is it unfair of us to despise him this much? Yes. Will it abate anytime soon? No.

You can imagine the feeling of waking up this morning to a photo of John Mayer and his reported new girlfriend, Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly, outside Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica.

We'd rather get punched in the stomach than see this. The only positive is that this will probably run its course rather quickly and our dear, sweet Minka Kelly will be back on the market. At least we'll be praying for it.

John Mayer, Minka Kelly

John Mayer and Minka Kelly: Jelly?

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer
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