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Depends on when and where you catch him! In the current Us Weekly, the tabloid quotes the lame singer as telling friends: "I am single, and Minka is not my girlfriend."

Hmmm. Someone should probably tell Minka Kelly that!

After all, John Mayer likes playing the field.

The large-headed, 30-year-old crooner was spotted "kissing, holding hands" and dirty dancing with ex-flame Cameron Diaz at GoldBar in N.Y. City November 30.

But Monday, he dined with Minka Kelly, the 27-year-old Friday Night Lights star, at the Waverly Inn. They continued their night at the hot spot Butter.

John Mayer, Minka Kelly

John Mayer loves Minka Kelly... as long as his friends don't know.

Photographers taunted the couple, asking John Mayer if he thought Cameron Diaz's body "was a wonderland," a play off an awful but popular song he wrote.

John Mayer �" who once said that the love song was about another ex-girlfriend of his, the newly engaged Jennifer Love Hewitt �" called the comment "tasteful."

"You should go on stage," Mayer jokingly told the members of the celebrity news media, who had begun serenading him with his own song.

Bottom line? Minka Kelly had been keep close watch on her heart. John Mayer has seen Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt nude. As bad as his music may be, it enables him to gain access into many pairs of celebrity pants.

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Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at The Hollywood Gossip. What would this traditional holiday be without family, friends, food, football and reflection upon some of the things we most appreciate in our lives.

For this celebrity news site, that means expressing thanks to some of the biggest turkeys we've come to know this past year. Below is a look at our staff's Top 10 (take a wild guess who was voted our Biggest Turkey of the Year) ...

Conservator and Daughter

10. Riley Giles. Not only does he give Lindsay Lohan a good stuffing, this clown is a meathead to the max. See mug shots. Yeah. Prime turkey material.

9. John Mayer. Makes the list in spite (or perhaps because) of the fact that he dates Minka Kelly. Guy's dome is also roughly the size of Plymouth Rock.

8. Michael Vick. Oh, wait, he's a dog.

7. Jan Adams. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

6. Brad Womack. Worst. Bachelor. Ever.

5. Dancing with the Stars judges. These losers really dropped the ball this season with some dubious decisions. Sabrina Bryan was robbed worse than Native Americans by the New World's European settlers. Close, anyway.

4. Spencer Pratt. The Hills villain sure can gobble up publicity.

3. Heather Mills. Imagine the kind of Thanksgiving feast you could throw after gold-digging your way to more than $50M of your ex-husband's fortune!

2. Blake Fielder-Civil. Raging alcoholism. Massive quantities of hard ass drugs. The surprise wedding. The bloody melee. A barroom brawl. Some witness tampering. This holiday, Amy Winehouse's husband should be thankful he's alive.

Fnally, The Hollywood Gossip's Biggest Turkey of the Year award goes to ...

1. Britney Spears. Talk about a foregone conclusion. Like the New England Patriots of the NFL, it was Britney Spears in her own league and everyone else playing for second. We raise a turkey leg (and some pork rinds) to you, Brit.

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We were just starting to wonder about this couple. Singer, songwriter and Grade A tool John Mayer hasn't been spotted in public with his new gal pal Minka Kelly in awhile. But they returned to the spotlight this weekend for some NBA action.

Seated at a New York Knicks game, Mayer was welcomed by the Madison Square Garden scoreboard, which read "Welcome John Mayer, Recording Artist."

Ellen and Chris Pic

We personally would have had it say "Welcome Minka Kelly, star of Friday Night Lights" but we don't make these kinds of decisions. Probably for good reason.

Here's another picture of John and Minka, along with two other celebrities they sat next to - Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo and her fiance, Chris Ivery!

Chris Ivery, Ellen Pompeo, John Mayer and Minka Kelly take in NBA action.

In anyone cares, the Miami Heat earned their first win of the season by beating the Isiah Thomas-led Knicks, 75-72, in what was surely a riveting contest. Not.

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Another day, another date for John Mayer and Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly! The pair grabbed lunch - and what looks to be some artwork - in West Hollywood on Tuesday. Take a look at Jinka in the photo below ...

Jen and John Pic

Our feelings on John Mayer at T.H. Gossip are well documented, and this love affair makes us more upset than O.J. Simpson after learning some dude is selling his memorabilia. But there might be a silver lining to this dark, big-headed cloud.

Since these two started dating a week or two ago, they've been staples on celebrity picture galleries all over the Internet. Hopefully this helps boost Minka Kelly's profile, as well as the show she's on, which is really great!

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The rumors persist, and they are revolting. Well, half revolting.

Let's just say that when John Mayer and Minka Kelly began dating recently, which we are still getting used to, forming a couple known heretofore as either Jinka or Jelly (we can't decide), it's clear what each brings to the relationship...

John Mayer in Las Vegas
  • Minka Kelly brings acting talent (as the star of Friday Night Lights), a weird and damn sexy first name, and stunning good looks.
  • John Mayer has bagged a lot of chicks, has a huge dome, and dominates the airwaves with a unique brand of introspective, mediocre soft rock hits.

It's a match built to last... for like 10 days. Anyway, here are two new photos of Minka Kelly and John Mayer, Hollywood's newest hot couple ...

Minka Kelly: So hot. John Mayer: So not.

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John Mayer sucks.

Not in an O.J. Simpson kind of way or anything. But if there were a plane full of celebrities about to crash into a mountain, we'd still want John Mayer as pilot.

His overplayed, overrated introspective pop-rock hits, abnormally large head, and hot girls' propensity to have sex with him all contribute to his suckitude. Is it unfair of us to despise him this much? Yes. Will it abate anytime soon? No.

You can imagine the feeling of waking up this morning to a photo of John Mayer and his reported new girlfriend, Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly, outside Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica.

We'd rather get punched in the stomach than see this. The only positive is that this will probably run its course rather quickly and our dear, sweet Minka Kelly will be back on the market. At least we'll be praying for it.

John Mayer, Minka Kelly

John Mayer and Minka Kelly: Jelly?

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Please. Tell us it's not so.

We'll sit in a locked room with nothing more than Britney Spears' new songs and Lindsay Lohan's awful I Know Who Killed Me to entertain us for a full week. Just please, if you have any compassion, spare us this piece of news.

Perez Hilton reported yesterday that singer-songwriter and Grade A douche John Mayer was spotted cozying up to a girl in Austin, Texas. And sources on the scene in Austin say that the girl was - or looked exactly like - Minka Kelly.

The star of Friday Night Lights (which films in Austin) is not only the hottest TV cheerleader around (sorry, Hayden Panettiere), but one of our favorite young stars. The mere thought of her in John Mayer's arms inspires waves of nausea.

Please. Let this John Mayer and Minka Kelly rumor be just that.

Hopefully, this turns out to be mere celebrity gossip and not a romance we have to read about in the tabloids. Then again, John Mayer seems to cycle through babes quick, so if they are dating, at least she'll be single again by November.

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What could John Mayer be trying to tell us in his latest blog? That he is over Jessica Simpson's large breasts, moving on to Cameron Diaz, making lame, introspective pop-rock ballads and having a blast posing for ad campaigns with his giant dome?

Something along those lines.

Last night in New York City, John Mayer addressed the recently unveiled, huge billboards and magazine ads flooding America with his huge head.

John Mayer: Poet and blogger extraordinaire.

The singer writes on his official blog:

"Phheww... That's a lot of GAP ads, is all I'm saying. I mean, I hope... Yah. Are we, you kno - yah. We cool? Cause I would nev- good. good. Sorry. Okay, I'm gon-yah, I'm gonna go. NO, I just... I hav- bye."

Translation: I once saw Jennifer Love Hewitt nude, then wrote one of the lamest songs in history about it, but I still saw Jennifer Love Hewitt nude, so the joke is on you, bitches.

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If only every rumored couple were sexy, shrouded in a little mystery, and didn't involve lame music. Like Lauren Conrad and Sean Zastoupil.

But alas. We're forced to report to you that John Mayer and Cameron Diaz (yawwwn) were spotted getting their PDA on over the weekend.

The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were "all over each other" and "super flirty" at the Bowery Hotel Friday, an onlooker said.

Mayer and Diaz, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, "were laughing and talking a lot" as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks.

Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine.

"It looked like a casual date," said a source. "[Cameron Diaz] was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy."

Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer says, "Yes, it's definitely true."

Diaz, who is filming What Happens in Vegas... in New York, split from longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake back in January.

For his part, John Mayer ended his on-again, off-again relationship with Jessica Simpson's boobs in June.

At least he has his music. Especially that "Wonderland" song. That's gotta cheer him up.

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Cameron Diaz is no longer with Justin Timberlake, but she's dipped back into the popular, lame musician well (so to speak) to find herself a new guy: John Mayer!

Just kidding about that. Justin Timberlake isn't lame at all!

John or Johnny?

Diaz, the 34-year-old star of Shrek, There's Something About Mary and a lot of other films, and John Mayer, a singer-songwriter best known for recently dating Jessica Simpson's giant boobs, were spotted out in New York last night.

"They went out to several places... It was the two of them, getting to know each other, out on the town," says a source reportedly close to the couple.

According to a source, Cameron Diaz, who is in New York filming the new comedy What Happens in Vegas, and John Mayer have known each other for quite awhile.

"This was technically not their first time hanging out... they've hung out together with friends before. But this was the first time together like this. It's new and developing... but they really like each other and it went well," the Us Weekly source explained.

A rep for John Mayer would not confirm the couple, saying "We do not comment on our client's personal lives." A rep for Cameron Diaz also had no comment.

Neither star's rep would say if the new couple would wait to set a wedding date, like Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks, or if they were getting really serious already.

Hey, some couples move faster than others. Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen met in 2005, while Spencer Pratt fake proposed to Heidi Montag after less than a year!

But we're drifting off topic here. One thing's for sure: there's no great celebrity couple name to be spawned by this pair. Miaz? Dayer? Johneron? Come on guys.

Interestingly, Mayer was linked to another star, Mandy Moore, as recently as this morning. Moore denies they are dating, though, chalking it up to friendship.

Guess he's no DJ AM. And that's saying something.