What would this traditional American holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate the most in life - in our case, some of the biggest turkeys we've had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2008 ...

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Trust us, it's for your own good.

The singer-songwriter took a break from wining and dining Jennifer Aniston Tuesday night, and things got a little rough for a celebrity gossip photographer who tried to procure a picture of the crooner but got too close for his bodyguard's liking.

Posted in: John Mayer

Attention, John Mayer fans, all four of you: There's no need to worry. He's doing okay and refuting recent claims that he's taken on a "depressive demeanor."

"I am not darker, angrier or moodier these days. In fact, it's just the opposite," the douchebag writes on his official blog, adding that his recent pattern of playfully engaging the paparazzi was just a phase he has now put an end to.

Posted in: John Mayer

Stop the presses: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant! With twins! And John Mayer is the dad! Except if you read the article, she's actually not. Minor detail.

The incredible Star Magazine claims Jen is "trying" to have a baby with that douchebag crooner before she turns 40. And she's pulling out all the stops.

Posted in: Jennifer Aniston

Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes. This is what some of our favorite celebs had to say this week ...

"I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries." - Paris Hilton

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John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer