Stop the presses: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant! With twins! And John Mayer is the dad! Except if you read the article, she's actually not. Minor detail.

The incredible Star Magazine claims Jen is "trying" to have a baby with that douchebag crooner before she turns 40. And she's pulling out all the stops.

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Thanks to People magazine for this great compilation of celebrity quotes. This is what some of our favorite celebs had to say this week ...

"I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries." - Paris Hilton

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Now that Miley Cyrus has broken up with Nick Jonas, might she be moving on to an older man?

We're just kidding. While John Mayer might be a loser of a cheese ball, the singer isn't a pedaphile. He's just a fan.

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Jinka? Jelly? Just plain gross? Call them whatever you want, it is becoming more and more evident that John Mayer and Minka Kelly are still together. Which is deeply troubling to the staff of The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

The only thing that could be worse, really, would be if Carrie Underwood and Leighton Meester decided they would double-team Spencer Pratt. Which Heidi Montag would probably be cool with as long as she could get paid to watch.

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Depends on when and where you catch him! In the current Us Weekly, the tabloid quotes the lame singer as telling friends: "I am single, and Minka is not my girlfriend."

Hmmm. Someone should probably tell Minka Kelly that!

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John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair
John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer