John Mayer: Doing Fine, Contemplating Life
Attention, John Mayer fans, all four of you: There's no need to worry. He's doing okay and refuting recent claims that he's taken on a "depressive demeanor."
"I am not darker, angrier or moodier these days. In fact, it's just the opposite," the douchebag writes on his official blog, adding that his recent pattern of playfully engaging the paparazzi was just a phase he has now put an end to.