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During an on-air game of "Shoot, Shag or Marry" - in which players must decide what they would do to three different individuals if they were forced to make the choice - Katy Perry admitted lustful leanings toward John Mayer ... if only be default.

The singer's other options during the game, played on Australian radio show 2Day FM's Kyle and Jackie O Show, where Benji Madden and Pete Wentz.

"I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense," Katy Perry explained. "I'd definitely shag the sh!t out of him though. I'll go on record saying that."

SHOOT, SHAG OR MARRY? For Katy Perry, it was an easy call when it came to John Mayer. He has a way with the ladies. And the douchebag strikes again...

Sex but no commitment, nice breasts and fond of a photo op? Sounds like John’s dream! Travis McCoy might want to keep an eye on Perry’s twitter.

Pete Wentz got the ring and Benji Madden got the bullet, BT-dubs.

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In a series of Twitter rants, John Mayer defended his dating of hot girls, then explained in detail why he is not a douche, but merely a "showbiz type."

Guy cares way too much about what people think for a guy who goes out of his way to act like he's laid back and doesn't care what people think.

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"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't," the lame singer, who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz, posted yesterday.

Mayer, who has recently been tied to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, explained the difference between "douches," "famewhores" and "showbiz types."

"'Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet," the douchebag opined.

"Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place," he says. "Except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much."

"So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry," he concluded.

"I'm a Showbiz Type. But I am not a douche!!"

We deeply disagree. How 'bout you? Tell us:

Is John Mayer a douchebag?

 

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douchebag (n.): "An individual displaying an over-inflated sense of self worth, possibly compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

This definition, courtesy of the all-knowing online oracle known as the Urban Dictionary, sums up singer-songwriter John Mayer as well as one word can.

Leaving the club MyHouse in Los Angeles with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses, John joked that he really scored. No word on whether Mayer went into the bathroom, put lipstick on and kissed his own t-shirt repeatedly.

If this scene alone wasn't enough to cement his douchebag status for all eternity, he decided to bust out some Michael Jackson moves on the street.

We've actually seen worse.

The best part of this video is the random drunk girl who attempts to approach and dance with the star as he's gettin' down. John might still be shagging Scheana Marie Jancan after all, because he completely ignored this shameless hack ...

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The Demi Lovato/John Mayer lovefest is getting stronger by the day.

A month after the musicians exchanged complimentary Tweets, Lovato is going on and on about the inspiration her new pal provides.

"He inspired a lot of the album just because he's an incredible musician," Demi said in an interview with Buzznet.

Asked if there are any of Mayer's she'd like to perform with him, Demi could name a few... hundred!

"Every single one! Oh my gosh. I think he's one of the greatest musicians ever! Definitely of our time, but ever!"

Demi Lovato is on her knees for John Mayer these days. It's a bit sickening.

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In recent weeks, speculation has grown that John Mayer has moved on from his relationship with Jen Aniston by enjoying his new plaything Scheana Marie.

While the rock star has been quiet on the topic - except to deny he's with anyone - Scheana Marie has been quite willing to discuss their relationship.

In an interview with YoungHollywood.com, she explains that she first met John about a year ago while working at an event he attended with Aniston.

"She told me how pretty I was," the aspiring actress, whose full name is Scheana Marie Jancan, recalls. "She was sooo sweet. We all had some drinks."

It was only a few weeks ago, says Scheana, after his latest split from Jennifer Aniston, that she and the douchebag rekindled their "friendship."

"We were both going through a breakup at the same time," says the 24-year-old former Hawaiian Tropic model. "No one's cheating on anyone."

Does that mean that John and Scheana are a couple?

"He's not my boyfriend," clarifies Scheana Marie.

"We're hangin' out... You can leave it to your imagination."

Okay, whatever that means.

While she sort of denies any romance, Scheana Marie Jancan is open about the things she loves about John Mayer. And oh, how wonderful he is.

"I love his personality... he's funny... He can be, like, a dork," she says. "He's very considerate of other people."

Scheana also reveals that she and John often text each other and that these little messages brighten up her day... but they're not dating, people.

Click to enlarge more pics of John's non-girlfriend, then watch the video:

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John Mayer engages the celebrity gossip media more than most. In fact, the singer seems eager to talk about himself even when saying little about himself.

Recently, Mayer has been linked to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, also known as Scheana Marie Jancan. The two have supposedly "hung out" for months.

But is Scheana Marie - who has an upcoming role as a pizza delivery girl on the Jonas Brothers' Disney show - just using her connection to Mayer for PR?

While she's out there telling people what a great guy John is and how it's a dream come true, Mayer is saying that she's not his official girlfriend.

Given that he said the same thing when he was with Jessica Simpson, though, how can we be sure he's telling the truth? His reasoning, as told to X17:

"If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend.' That's how you can be sure," Mayer said.

"I could say, 'I'm not with anybody.' That'd be a death wish if you were the woman."

Ever the practical joker, the douchebag then went and kissed a random lady fan who just happened to be passing by and asked her to be his girlfriend.

In conclusion, Mayer has probably tapped that a$$, but isn't about to be roped into the whole commitment thing just because the former aspiring Hooters girl wants some attention. Either that, or she's just cool with him denying it.

Check out the video of Mayer's comments on the subject below:

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Looks like John Mayer is done pining Jennifer Aniston.

According to Star Magazine, the douchebag has moved on to a newer, younger and possibly made-up piece of tail - aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan!

They met in early April at a Beverly Hills lounge.

Scheana Marie Jancan, who turns 24 in May, was serving drinks at The Grand Havana Room when John Mayer started charming her and chatting her up.

It apparently didn't take long for JM to work it.

“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out,” a source said.

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John Mayer sets his sights on a new conquest.

“She always thought he was hot, and said yes right away, writing down her cell number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

Things have progressed quickly, as they often do with this man-whore. The brunette, who has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant, has been hanging out at his rented home in Calabasas, Calif.

“There is always food and beer around," says the Star source, randomly and amusingly. "Scheana is having loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!”

Nice that John keeps her well fed and drunk at all times. Scheana Marie Jancan also raves to friends that John is “tender, sweet and creative."

Someone please kill us now.

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We already knew that John Mayer was a douchebag.

But might he be a shady, Justin Gaston-like douchebag?

The ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston recently Twittered his affection for 16-year old Demi Lovato. Granted, he was just giving props to her vocal stylings, but we can't help but question the older singer's intentions.

We don't wanna know what John Mayer is fantasizing about in this photo.

"I have ‘La La Land’ by @ddlovato stuck in my head. Actually, it’s not stuck. I’m choosing to sing it. B section is sophisticated. You’re going to make lots of records, I can tell," Mayer wrote.

This led to a couple back-and-forth Tweets between the artists. We've recounted them below:

Lovato: “Holy crap. THANK YOU. You’re so awesome. That is quite possibly the best compliment I’ve received in this business. Thank you so, so much….. !!!!!!”
Mayer: “Write one song at a time, never apologize for any of them, ever. From Wonderland to Trio stuff, they’re all my kids.”
Lovato: “See, That’s exactly what I needed to hear today. Wow. If that’s not inspiration, then I don’t know what is! You’re incredible.”

That's one adjective for Mayer. We could think of a few more.

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Okay, he didn't say d-bag specifically, but the way John Mayer uses Twitter, you’d think he would have nothing but praise for the social networking tool.

But instead, he thinks it's for tools.

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"It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb," the singer told E! last week at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, Calif.

"If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop."

If it's so stupid, why does John Mayer himself Twitter all the time?

"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever," the pretentious douchebag said.

"I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go try out."

What a moron. No wonder Jennifer Aniston gave him an ultimatum. The sad thing is, rumor has it he actually chose to keep Twittering over dating Jennifer.

What is wrong with the world?

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Ever wonder what your favorite celebrities, or John Mayer for that matter, are thinking right this second? Well, thanks to the marvelous invention known as Twitter, you can wonder no longer - just subscribe to their innermost thoughts.

You can start your Friday off with some inspirational words from Diddy, for example. He aims to motivate and carry you throughout your day, wherever it may lead:

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Some stars, like Selena Gomez, are looking forward to a weekend with family ... and venting about celeb gossip rumors linking them romantically to friends.

Then there's Demi Lovato, who's Twatting about (what else) Twitter itself, and how she wants to reach out to a certain douchebag musician ...

God knows why, since this is all he has to say. Why say anything? Seriously, no wonder Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped his dumb ass over this crap ...

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