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First, Nick Lachey went on record that there was no truth to reports he may be getting back together with his newly single ex-wife, Jessica Simpson.

Now comes bad news for fans hoping Simpson’s ex-boyfriend John Mayer will heal her heart. Well, assuming anyone was hoping that. He won't be.

Media Whore and Boyfriend

"Absolutely not," Mayer's pal Rob Dyrdek, 35, told People Monday night at Ryan Scheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic" in Coto De Caza, Calif.

The douchebag and Jessica Simpson dated on-and-off for a year before splitting in 2007. Dyrdek says he "wouldn't rule out" a reunion, but adds:

"I'm just saying [I don't think so]."

Johnicca was pretty much the sexiest couple in history.

Earlier this month, the lame singer found himself in the middle of Simpson's breakup with her boyfriend, Tony Romo, as reports surfaced that he had been texting the pop star. In May, a source reported the exes "have been in touch."

Whatever the reason, Romo locked her out of his gated community shortly after their breakup, and Mayer does not seem interested in her at all.

Still, it looks like Jessica Simpson will need more than her new "revenge diet" to snare a new man. She may need a new personality altogether.

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Dumping someone before their birthday seems harsh, but reports suggest that Tony Romo had good reason for calling it quits with Jessica Simpson in such fashion.

He found text messages from her ex John Mayer.

Flying into L.A. Thursday, Romo quickly made up for lost time with Simpson but their reunion quickly took a turn for the worse, according to Radar Online.

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,” a source revealed. “Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

While the couple has had rocky patches in the past, the idea of Simpson possibly cheating with that douchebag was the straw that broke the camel’s back:

“Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

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John Mayer. You cannot escape him. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Since dumping Jessica Simpson, Romo has been taking comfort in his group of guy pals who are in town with him while he films a Pepsi commercial and attends the ESPYS.

Since the breakup, he and his crew have been spotted at the club MyHouse, dining at Yamashiro and partying at the Key Club. Now that's making up for lost time.

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During an on-air game of "Shoot, Shag or Marry" - in which players must decide what they would do to three different individuals if they were forced to make the choice - Katy Perry admitted lustful leanings toward John Mayer ... if only be default.

The singer's other options during the game, played on Australian radio show 2Day FM's Kyle and Jackie O Show, where Benji Madden and Pete Wentz.

"I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense," Katy Perry explained. "I'd definitely shag the sh!t out of him though. I'll go on record saying that."

SHOOT, SHAG OR MARRY? For Katy Perry, it was an easy call when it came to John Mayer. He has a way with the ladies. And the douchebag strikes again...

Sex but no commitment, nice breasts and fond of a photo op? Sounds like John’s dream! Travis McCoy might want to keep an eye on Perry’s twitter.

Pete Wentz got the ring and Benji Madden got the bullet, BT-dubs.

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In a series of Twitter rants, John Mayer defended his dating of hot girls, then explained in detail why he is not a douche, but merely a "showbiz type."

Guy cares way too much about what people think for a guy who goes out of his way to act like he's laid back and doesn't care what people think.

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"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't," the lame singer, who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz, posted yesterday.

Mayer, who has recently been tied to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, explained the difference between "douches," "famewhores" and "showbiz types."

"'Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet," the douchebag opined.

"Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place," he says. "Except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much."

"So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry," he concluded.

"I'm a Showbiz Type. But I am not a douche!!"

We deeply disagree. How 'bout you? Tell us:

Is John Mayer a douchebag?

 

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douchebag (n.): "An individual displaying an over-inflated sense of self worth, possibly compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

This definition, courtesy of the all-knowing online oracle known as the Urban Dictionary, sums up singer-songwriter John Mayer as well as one word can.

Leaving the club MyHouse in Los Angeles with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses, John joked that he really scored. No word on whether Mayer went into the bathroom, put lipstick on and kissed his own t-shirt repeatedly.

If this scene alone wasn't enough to cement his douchebag status for all eternity, he decided to bust out some Michael Jackson moves on the street.

We've actually seen worse.

The best part of this video is the random drunk girl who attempts to approach and dance with the star as he's gettin' down. John might still be shagging Scheana Marie Jancan after all, because he completely ignored this shameless hack ...

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The Demi Lovato/John Mayer lovefest is getting stronger by the day.

A month after the musicians exchanged complimentary Tweets, Lovato is going on and on about the inspiration her new pal provides.

"He inspired a lot of the album just because he's an incredible musician," Demi said in an interview with Buzznet.

Asked if there are any of Mayer's she'd like to perform with him, Demi could name a few... hundred!

"Every single one! Oh my gosh. I think he's one of the greatest musicians ever! Definitely of our time, but ever!"

Demi Lovato is on her knees for John Mayer these days. It's a bit sickening.

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In recent weeks, speculation has grown that John Mayer has moved on from his relationship with Jen Aniston by enjoying his new plaything Scheana Marie.

While the rock star has been quiet on the topic - except to deny he's with anyone - Scheana Marie has been quite willing to discuss their relationship.

In an interview with YoungHollywood.com, she explains that she first met John about a year ago while working at an event he attended with Aniston.

"She told me how pretty I was," the aspiring actress, whose full name is Scheana Marie Jancan, recalls. "She was sooo sweet. We all had some drinks."

It was only a few weeks ago, says Scheana, after his latest split from Jennifer Aniston, that she and the douchebag rekindled their "friendship."

"We were both going through a breakup at the same time," says the 24-year-old former Hawaiian Tropic model. "No one's cheating on anyone."

Does that mean that John and Scheana are a couple?

"He's not my boyfriend," clarifies Scheana Marie.

"We're hangin' out... You can leave it to your imagination."

Okay, whatever that means.

While she sort of denies any romance, Scheana Marie Jancan is open about the things she loves about John Mayer. And oh, how wonderful he is.

"I love his personality... he's funny... He can be, like, a dork," she says. "He's very considerate of other people."

Scheana also reveals that she and John often text each other and that these little messages brighten up her day... but they're not dating, people.

Click to enlarge more pics of John's non-girlfriend, then watch the video:

Follow the jump for the video of Scheana Marie's interview ...

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John Mayer engages the celebrity gossip media more than most. In fact, the singer seems eager to talk about himself even when saying little about himself.

Recently, Mayer has been linked to aspiring actress Scheana Marie, also known as Scheana Marie Jancan. The two have supposedly "hung out" for months.

But is Scheana Marie - who has an upcoming role as a pizza delivery girl on the Jonas Brothers' Disney show - just using her connection to Mayer for PR?

While she's out there telling people what a great guy John is and how it's a dream come true, Mayer is saying that she's not his official girlfriend.

Given that he said the same thing when he was with Jessica Simpson, though, how can we be sure he's telling the truth? His reasoning, as told to X17:

"If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend.' That's how you can be sure," Mayer said.

"I could say, 'I'm not with anybody.' That'd be a death wish if you were the woman."

Ever the practical joker, the douchebag then went and kissed a random lady fan who just happened to be passing by and asked her to be his girlfriend.

In conclusion, Mayer has probably tapped that a$$, but isn't about to be roped into the whole commitment thing just because the former aspiring Hooters girl wants some attention. Either that, or she's just cool with him denying it.

Check out the video of Mayer's comments on the subject below:

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Looks like John Mayer is done pining Jennifer Aniston.

According to Star Magazine, the douchebag has moved on to a newer, younger and possibly made-up piece of tail - aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan!

They met in early April at a Beverly Hills lounge.

Scheana Marie Jancan, who turns 24 in May, was serving drinks at The Grand Havana Room when John Mayer started charming her and chatting her up.

It apparently didn't take long for JM to work it.

“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out,” a source said.

Mayer Busts One

John Mayer sets his sights on a new conquest.

“She always thought he was hot, and said yes right away, writing down her cell number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

Things have progressed quickly, as they often do with this man-whore. The brunette, who has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant, has been hanging out at his rented home in Calabasas, Calif.

“There is always food and beer around," says the Star source, randomly and amusingly. "Scheana is having loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!”

Nice that John keeps her well fed and drunk at all times. Scheana Marie Jancan also raves to friends that John is “tender, sweet and creative."

Someone please kill us now.

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We already knew that John Mayer was a douchebag.

But might he be a shady, Justin Gaston-like douchebag?

The ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston recently Twittered his affection for 16-year old Demi Lovato. Granted, he was just giving props to her vocal stylings, but we can't help but question the older singer's intentions.

We don't wanna know what John Mayer is fantasizing about in this photo.

"I have ‘La La Land’ by @ddlovato stuck in my head. Actually, it’s not stuck. I’m choosing to sing it. B section is sophisticated. You’re going to make lots of records, I can tell," Mayer wrote.

This led to a couple back-and-forth Tweets between the artists. We've recounted them below:

Lovato: “Holy crap. THANK YOU. You’re so awesome. That is quite possibly the best compliment I’ve received in this business. Thank you so, so much….. !!!!!!”
Mayer: “Write one song at a time, never apologize for any of them, ever. From Wonderland to Trio stuff, they’re all my kids.”
Lovato: “See, That’s exactly what I needed to hear today. Wow. If that’s not inspiration, then I don’t know what is! You’re incredible.”

That's one adjective for Mayer. We could think of a few more.

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
Born
Birthplace
Bridgeport, Connecticut
Full Name
John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

John Mayer
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