John Kerry is a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts and Democratic candidate for President of the United States in 2004. He and John Edwards...

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U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, 74, is in critical, but stable condition at Massachusetts General Hospital, several sources confirm.

Heinz Kerry, who was treated for breast cancer in 2009, was admitted Sunday.

John Kerry's personal spokesman Glen Johnson told ABC News:

John and Teresa Heinz Kerry

"Late Sunday afternoon, Mrs. Teresa Heinz Kerry was taken by ambulance to Nantucket Cottage Hospital, accompanied by her husband, Secretary of State John Kerry."

"Once doctors had stabilized her condition, she was transferred to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, again accompanied by the Secretary."

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Looking to get re-elected to a fifth term this November, U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.) let loose Saturday night on Nantucket!

The married Kerry, 64, was seen with some Bud Light drinking constituents - college sophomores and juniors, one drinking from a penis straw. Classy.

Reports surfaced that John Kerry was partying with the co-eds, but his office released this statement telling a different story:

"Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock. A large group recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a picture taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a couple of photos with Senator Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

We believe Sen. Kerry here. Can you envision the uptight stiff getting his freak on with college girls? Forget about it. He'd bore them to tears talking about the Ways and Means bill he helped pass in 1991 and they'd ditch him ASAP.

John Edwards, on the other hand ...