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Joe Jonas cannot catch a football.

But it sounds like he may have caught something far more important in life: true love.

According to Great Britain's trashy newspaper The Sun, the sex-starved singer has been getting cozy with English star Pixie Lott.

Jonas and Lott were reportedly introduced through Gregg Sulkin, a British actor that appears on Wizard Of Waverly Place.

"Joe has been relentless in his pursuit of Pixie. They have known each other a while. But she was visiting LA last week and he made sure he saw her every day," a source told the tabloid. "There were five nights on the trot where they ended up hanging out and going out together."

We have no idea what "on the trot" refers to, but we can assume it's not slang for "in the bedroom."

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The anonymous insider added, about Joe:

"He has become obsessed by her. Pixie is feeling a little more guarded but there is a romance gently bubbling away. Since she got back to the UK they have been texting and calling."

OMG, Jonas Brothers fans. It's about time Joe settled down, isn't it? Kevin is married to Danielle Deleasa; while Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas appear back together. Joe doesn't wanna be left behind!

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by Free Britney at

Yesterday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for this picture of Joe Jonas looking less good at sports than he is at music.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is TRoo.

Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go to julie and TheGenePool. Click here for the full list of submissions.

Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

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At least we know ONE of Joe's balls has descended!

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where THG's readers try to write the best caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? Joe Jonas, who fortunately is a lot better at performing hit music and looking hot than he is at sports. Wow. What an athletic display.

What would be a funny caption for this picture? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - you can submit as many as you like.

We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Good luck ...

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by Hilton Hater at

Joe Jonas has risen to fame alongside his siblings.

Therefore, it's apt that his first major TV role would come on a show titled Brothers & Sisters.

According to reliable sources, the singer will portray a younger version of Balthazar Getty's character, Tommy, on an upcoming flashback episode of the ABC drama.

Double J

In a recent interview, Joe said he, Nick and Kevin would eventually reunite for an album, but that he wanted to use this time to further his acting career. Assuming this rumor is valid, he's found a great, critically-acclaimed series on which to do it.

Insiders also said Rachel Leigh Cook might appear in these episods (as a young Nora Walker); while Kay Panabaker will take on Calista Flockhart's character of Kitty.

** UPDATE: Sorry, but Jonas is out. Cody Longo will take on this role instead.

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Nick Jonas has started a new band.

Kevin Jonas has begun writing his own music.

Rumors of a Jonas Brothers break-up are circulating, but Joe Jonas has a message for fans: Chill.

The singer appeared this morning to appear on The Ryan Seacrest Show and addressed this troubling talk:

“We’ve wanted to take some time off for a while now. We’ve been touring hardcore for two and a half, three years, so it’s nice to have a little break where we all can take a break and do some different things.”

What side projects does Joe have lined up?

“I want to so some acting - find the right movie and all. I’ve also been in the studio writing a lot with my friends. Not sure where that’s going to lead, whether it’s another JB album or a side deal.

"I definitely think we [Jonas Brothers] will come back for another album because we love what we do and we love being in a band together.”

That sound you hear is a collective sigh of relief from teenage girls around the globe. Below, you can listen to Joe's interview.

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by Hilton Hater at

In one sense, Joe Jonas might soon be going solo.

The 20-year old cutie tells E! News he's "writing a lot of music" these days, hinting that he may follow brother Nick's lead and break away from The Jonas Brothers, at least temporarily.

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"I've written about five songs with some of my friends in different bands and things like that," Joe said. "With Grammy Week coming up, all my friends and all these musicians are flying in. I love writing with musicians."

Moreover, Joe is really thinking outside musical box: he may break into movies, saying:

"I'm looking forward to doing more acting. I know everybody says this, but I want to be able to do everything. I won't be satisfied until I'm ready to do every kind of role - from a villain to a comedian."

Meanwhile, in another sense, Jonas is taking on a partner... romantically!

The singer was spotted out Saturday night with ex-girlfriend Chelsea Staub. They ate dinner together at Madeo’s in Los Angeles and looked rather cozy, according to onlookers.

Joe and Chelsea were allegedly an item in the spring of 2008, though he often denied there was anything going on.

Of course, even if this rumor is a reality, Jonas would pretty much be going solo anyway. The guy wears a purity ring, after all... if you know what we mean!

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Are The Jonas Brothers breaking up? We sincerely hope not.

But while their future on the music stage might be up in the air, we know exactly where you'll find these siblings this summer: on the big screen.

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All brothers return for Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam. They'll be joined in the sequel by Demi Lovato, as Joe Jonas offered fans a preview of the movie this week. He said:

"There's a lot more romance with my character and even with Nick's character. The romance, the singing and dancing – everything is bigger and better."

As for his on-screen persona, Joe says "the romance between Shane and Mitchie (Lovato) is still there and it continues to grow," but there will be an obstacle: a competing music camp called Camp Star.

The youngest Jonas brother, Frankie, also has a role in the movie. Lovato told People she can't get enough of working with the entire family:

"They are so easy to work with and we just hangout and have fun. They are like my brothers and they are my best friends. They always make me laugh."

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Please say this isn't so.

Our post-Christmas doldrums were already made worse by the news that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner were no longer a couple. We can't handle another major break-up.

But that's exactly what an anonymous source is reporting about the most popular boy band on the planet, as rumors of a Jonas Brothers split are heating up.

"Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group," a family insider told Pop Eater. "Kevin's heart is just not in the group anymore. His wife Danielle is his number one priority, especially after their wedding night!"

Whoa. TMI, random source!

Might The Jonas Brothers be waving goodbye to their fans... forever?!?

While Kevin is reportedly too busy banging his brains out to make new music, Nick Jonas has the entirely opposite problem. Says the source:

"Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it."

There actually is some validity to that statement, as Nick's new band is going on tour in early 2010. But the next JT? Let's not get ahead of ourselves!

What do you think, readers? Could Kevin really follow in the sexy(back) foosteps of Justin Timberlake? Is Kevin really trading music for sex? Could Franke "Bonus Jonas" Jonas join the group? Sound off right now!

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A few days before December 25, the cutest band on the planet has released its Christmas card.

Indeed, The Jonas Brothers would like to wish you and your family the happiest of holidays.

Nick Jonas Announcement

They are doing so with a card that includes Santa Claus (in a Hawaiian shirt) and nine-year Frankie (aka "Bonus Jonas"). Notably absent?

Kevin's new wife, Danielle Deleasa. She was probably too busy finding a trash can for Kevin's purity ring - if you know what we mean! - to pose for the photo anyway...

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Demi Lovato loves Joe Jonas... but only as a friend!

The young superstar has taken to her Twitter account to shoot down rumors of a romance between herself and her BFF. Demi writes:

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"There's been a lot of rumors lately that I'm dating one of my best friends Joe. I can promise my entire career that I am not. It's unfortunate that some people out there are so desperate for attention that they have to make up gossip to keep their site alive.

"We've NEVER dated. He's incredible, but we don't have feelings for each other in that way. I love you guys, and I wouldn't lie about that."

Note to Lovato: have you seen Joe in a tanktop?!? You might wanna revise this relationship.

Just think of how many times you could get to first base - and only first base! - if you and Jonas dated. Let us know what you decide.

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