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A few days before December 25, the cutest band on the planet has released its Christmas card.

Indeed, The Jonas Brothers would like to wish you and your family the happiest of holidays.

Nick Jonas Announcement

They are doing so with a card that includes Santa Claus (in a Hawaiian shirt) and nine-year Frankie (aka "Bonus Jonas"). Notably absent?

Kevin's new wife, Danielle Deleasa. She was probably too busy finding a trash can for Kevin's purity ring - if you know what we mean! - to pose for the photo anyway...

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Demi Lovato loves Joe Jonas... but only as a friend!

The young superstar has taken to her Twitter account to shoot down rumors of a romance between herself and her BFF. Demi writes:

Demi Lovato PCA Dress

"There's been a lot of rumors lately that I'm dating one of my best friends Joe. I can promise my entire career that I am not. It's unfortunate that some people out there are so desperate for attention that they have to make up gossip to keep their site alive.

"We've NEVER dated. He's incredible, but we don't have feelings for each other in that way. I love you guys, and I wouldn't lie about that."

Note to Lovato: have you seen Joe in a tanktop?!? You might wanna revise this relationship.

Just think of how many times you could get to first base - and only first base! - if you and Jonas dated. Let us know what you decide.

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Joe Jonas, you tease.

Despite the fact that his religion prevents him from slamming any of the millions of fans that would straddle him 24/7 like he's their personal merry-go-round horse, the singer didn't hesitate to show girls what they're missing this week.

i.e. A gorgeous set of arms!

Proving that Zac Efron isn't the only young hunk that can stop a teenager in her tracks with his body, Joe was spotted earlier today by the luckiest paparazzi member we know. Think about it:

This guy gets paid to take photos of Joe Jonas without sleeves on. The only better job we can think of is Megan Fox wardrobe assistant...

  • Tanktop Heaven
  • Baring Arms

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Before Kevin Jonas walks down the aisle with Danielle Deleasa, he'll walk into a bachelor party thrown for him that centers around strippers, cocaine and hours of unprotected sex with strangers.

That, or a few intense games of Bingo.

"It will be good, clean fun," Nick Jonas told People of the shindig he and Joe will host in honor of their sibling. "We're going to have a good time with friends and family."

Perhaps it will be a somewhat rowdy time, though, Joe admits, saying it won't take place in Las Vegas, but:

"[Kevin] wants to do golfing, but that just seems a little too normal. We have to do something outrageous and fun. Something crazy."

Best Brothers

Kevin himself as a lot of planning to do, as well.

He and Danielle have discussed a wedding in the Bahamas, but nothing is settled yet.

"We're in between a bunch of things right now like choosing dates and things like that, but we're just trying to figure everything out and we're enjoying it, we're having a blast," Kevin said. "I'm definitely into the planning process... It's fun and brings us together and we get to make a lot of decisions together."

Such as whether or not to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Rumors state this is a major hold-up in the engagement.

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Readers had a lot of trouble deciding which Jonas Brothers they'd rather take home and mount.

Similarly, Kevin Jonas simply could not choose between siblings Joe and Nick when it came to his upcoming wedding; so he didn't bother trying.

"I decided that it's going to be both Joe and Nick," Kevin told People when asked about the best man at his wedding to Danielle Deleasa. "Dani has an older and a younger sister, so it works out really well. I can have two best men, and she can have two maids of honor."

Jo Bros

While Joe won't reveal details of his brother's bachelor party, he had no problem talking to the magazine about such an exciting time for him and his relatives.

"This is going to be a new step in all of our lives," he said. "We are willing to take it and we're excited for him. It's great to have a sister in the family."

Added Nick: "I know they are going to have a great, happy marriage."

Amen! Meanwhile, chime in below and let us know one final time: Which Jonas brother would you want between your legs?

 

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American Idol just got a whole lot cuter.

As the show looks to replace Paula Abdul, there's a good chance it continues to rotate random singers alongside Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi during various audition episodes.

And those lucky enough to try out in Dallas next week will perform in front of Joe Jonas! The musician will take over for Victoria Beckham and Mary J. Blige, the show's first two guest judges of the new season.

Just So Dreamy

Meanwhile, as first reported by The Los Angeles Times, Kelly Clarkson is nearing a deal to join the judge's table later this summer.

Other judges confirmed for American Idol include Katy Perry and Shania Twain.

What do you think of these guest appearances? Cool idea? Or do you miss Paula?

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No breaking news here.

Just a warning to Trace Cyrus: Are you sure you want a piece of Joe Jonas?

Joe

Earlier this week, Miley's brother referred to The Jonas Brothers as "fake" and said both Kevin and Joe "better not get in my way."

But Joe Jonas took part in a charity race for the Special Olympics yesterday and, well, are you sure you wanna meet him in an alley, Trace? Look at those guns!

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We know he can sing. We know he can look cute.

But can Joe Jonas act?

Handsome Eclipse Fan

Fans will soon find out, as the boy band member has been added to the impressive cast of Valentine's Day, an ensemble comedy that stars Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Fox and Queen Latifah.

The film will be released on February 12, 2010 and will focus on a number of relationship-related storylines, all taking place on Valentine's Day in Los Angeles.

Joe's ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, will also appear in the movie.

She's been spotted on set with Taylor Lautner, looking quite cozy and content. This could get awkward.

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Someone needs to hold a mirror up in front of Joe Jonas and offer him an important reminder:

The young rocker can have any girl he wants.

Belle Ringer

Joe might be aware of this fact, but according to a report in The New York Post, he doesn't care.

For whom the Belle tolls: Joe Jonas is reportedly having trouble moving on. Any ladies out there care to help him?

A source told the newspaper that Jonas can't get over Camilla Belle, following the couple's break-up in July. This insider said:

"Camilla is the one who ended it with Joe. The relationship was becoming too serious for her. Joe is still really upset and keeps calling her and leaving messages. He even got [brother] Kevin to call her."

The anonymous source added that Joe might be getting the cold shoulder from his ex because she thinks he's moved on already: he and Disney star Brenda Song shared a meal together in Hollywood over the weekend.

Think she and Jonas would make a good couple? Or should Joe continue to grovel over the girl that broke his heart?

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Darn you, Joe Jonas!

It's not enough that you're gorgeous and talented - you need to be sensitive and in touch with your feelings, as well?!?

Just a day or two after breaking up with Camilla Belle, the singer openly wept during a concert in Detroit on Sunday night.

During a performance of "I Gotta Find You," Joe simply could not keep it together, as a pair of excited fans caught the water works in camera.

Watch the video below, listen to the girls scream over his tears and then send in your well wishes to this young hunk. It's gonna be okay, Double J. Tomorrow is a new day!

Joe Jonas Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Wyckoff, New Jersey
Full Name
Joseph Adam Jonas

Joe Jonas Quotes

It's funny when you find out there are other celebrities with crushes on you, like when I read that Lauren Conrad from The Hills liked me.

Joe Jonas

Your dad is your party animal - that's going to sum it up pretty quick. There's an equation for some sort of explosion.

Joe Jonas
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