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Joe Jonas, you tease.

Despite the fact that his religion prevents him from slamming any of the millions of fans that would straddle him 24/7 like he's their personal merry-go-round horse, the singer didn't hesitate to show girls what they're missing this week.

i.e. A gorgeous set of arms!

Proving that Zac Efron isn't the only young hunk that can stop a teenager in her tracks with his body, Joe was spotted earlier today by the luckiest paparazzi member we know. Think about it:

This guy gets paid to take photos of Joe Jonas without sleeves on. The only better job we can think of is Megan Fox wardrobe assistant...

  • Tanktop Heaven
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Before Kevin Jonas walks down the aisle with Danielle Deleasa, he'll walk into a bachelor party thrown for him that centers around strippers, cocaine and hours of unprotected sex with strangers.

That, or a few intense games of Bingo.

"It will be good, clean fun," Nick Jonas told People of the shindig he and Joe will host in honor of their sibling. "We're going to have a good time with friends and family."

Perhaps it will be a somewhat rowdy time, though, Joe admits, saying it won't take place in Las Vegas, but:

"[Kevin] wants to do golfing, but that just seems a little too normal. We have to do something outrageous and fun. Something crazy."

Best Brothers

Kevin himself as a lot of planning to do, as well.

He and Danielle have discussed a wedding in the Bahamas, but nothing is settled yet.

"We're in between a bunch of things right now like choosing dates and things like that, but we're just trying to figure everything out and we're enjoying it, we're having a blast," Kevin said. "I'm definitely into the planning process... It's fun and brings us together and we get to make a lot of decisions together."

Such as whether or not to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Rumors state this is a major hold-up in the engagement.

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Readers had a lot of trouble deciding which Jonas Brothers they'd rather take home and mount.

Similarly, Kevin Jonas simply could not choose between siblings Joe and Nick when it came to his upcoming wedding; so he didn't bother trying.

"I decided that it's going to be both Joe and Nick," Kevin told People when asked about the best man at his wedding to Danielle Deleasa. "Dani has an older and a younger sister, so it works out really well. I can have two best men, and she can have two maids of honor."

Jo Bros

While Joe won't reveal details of his brother's bachelor party, he had no problem talking to the magazine about such an exciting time for him and his relatives.

"This is going to be a new step in all of our lives," he said. "We are willing to take it and we're excited for him. It's great to have a sister in the family."

Added Nick: "I know they are going to have a great, happy marriage."

Amen! Meanwhile, chime in below and let us know one final time: Which Jonas brother would you want between your legs?

 

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American Idol just got a whole lot cuter.

As the show looks to replace Paula Abdul, there's a good chance it continues to rotate random singers alongside Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi during various audition episodes.

And those lucky enough to try out in Dallas next week will perform in front of Joe Jonas! The musician will take over for Victoria Beckham and Mary J. Blige, the show's first two guest judges of the new season.

Just So Dreamy

Meanwhile, as first reported by The Los Angeles Times, Kelly Clarkson is nearing a deal to join the judge's table later this summer.

Other judges confirmed for American Idol include Katy Perry and Shania Twain.

What do you think of these guest appearances? Cool idea? Or do you miss Paula?

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No breaking news here.

Just a warning to Trace Cyrus: Are you sure you want a piece of Joe Jonas?

Joe

Earlier this week, Miley's brother referred to The Jonas Brothers as "fake" and said both Kevin and Joe "better not get in my way."

But Joe Jonas took part in a charity race for the Special Olympics yesterday and, well, are you sure you wanna meet him in an alley, Trace? Look at those guns!

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We know he can sing. We know he can look cute.

But can Joe Jonas act?

Handsome Eclipse Fan

Fans will soon find out, as the boy band member has been added to the impressive cast of Valentine's Day, an ensemble comedy that stars Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Fox and Queen Latifah.

The film will be released on February 12, 2010 and will focus on a number of relationship-related storylines, all taking place on Valentine's Day in Los Angeles.

Joe's ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, will also appear in the movie.

She's been spotted on set with Taylor Lautner, looking quite cozy and content. This could get awkward.

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Someone needs to hold a mirror up in front of Joe Jonas and offer him an important reminder:

The young rocker can have any girl he wants.

Belle Ringer

Joe might be aware of this fact, but according to a report in The New York Post, he doesn't care.

For whom the Belle tolls: Joe Jonas is reportedly having trouble moving on. Any ladies out there care to help him?

A source told the newspaper that Jonas can't get over Camilla Belle, following the couple's break-up in July. This insider said:

"Camilla is the one who ended it with Joe. The relationship was becoming too serious for her. Joe is still really upset and keeps calling her and leaving messages. He even got [brother] Kevin to call her."

The anonymous source added that Joe might be getting the cold shoulder from his ex because she thinks he's moved on already: he and Disney star Brenda Song shared a meal together in Hollywood over the weekend.

Think she and Jonas would make a good couple? Or should Joe continue to grovel over the girl that broke his heart?

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Darn you, Joe Jonas!

It's not enough that you're gorgeous and talented - you need to be sensitive and in touch with your feelings, as well?!?

Just a day or two after breaking up with Camilla Belle, the singer openly wept during a concert in Detroit on Sunday night.

During a performance of "I Gotta Find You," Joe simply could not keep it together, as a pair of excited fans caught the water works in camera.

Watch the video below, listen to the girls scream over his tears and then send in your well wishes to this young hunk. It's gonna be okay, Double J. Tomorrow is a new day!

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Good news, ladies: one Jonas brother is on the market!

With siblings Nick and Kevin taken by Miley Cyrus and Danielle Deleasa, respectively, Joe Jonas has made himself available to millions of adoring fans.

"Yes, it's true," Belle's rep said today of the rumor that his client and Joe had ended their relationship. "[Joe and Camilla] have broken up. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends."

Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas Picture

Joe himself verified the break-up at a concert last night in Detroit; He changed the line "Get a rep for breakin' hearts, now I'm done with superstars" to "Get a rep for breakin' hearts, now I'm done with movie stars."

Ouch. Sounds bitter, doesn't he?

Jonas reportedly broke up with Taylor Swift in the fall of 2008, due to his feelings for Belle. The country singer and the boy band member have scarcely talked since.

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The big celeb rumor this morning is that Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle broke up.

Neither of the two have commented personally on the split, nor can we even find any semi-reliable source claiming this. Nevertheless, there are a bunch of new reports that they have broken up after a good couple of months of dating.

Joe, the middle and least cute of the Jonas Brothers, first met the lovely Camilla Belle on the set of his band's music video for hit song "LoveBug."

She has a starring role in that video. They began dating shortly after.

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While never publicly acknowledging that they are dating, Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have been spotted together often, certainly looking the part. [Photos: Fame]

Regardless of whether she is broken up with Joe Jonas, Camilla Belle once was romantically linked to (gasp) Twilight and New Moon actor Robert Pattinson.

Both of them denied that claim though, insisting they're just friends.

As for Joe Jonas, he used to date emerging country star Taylor Swift.

The details of their breakup remain sketchy, though Joe denies cheating on Taylor, which she sort of asserted right after he began seeing Camilla Belle.