by Free Britney at

Joe Francis and Christina McLarty are married. Yes, someone actually married Joe Francis. TMZ has the photos and everything. It's pretty remarkable.

It wasn't an actual wedding, really, but the "Girls Gone Wild" proprietor and his better half had a civil ceremony this weekend. Anyway, they're married.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

The location was Joe's estate in Punta Mita, Mexico. No word if the Douche of the Decade invited any drunk, underage girls to serve as bridesmaids.

Christina McLarty is now Mrs. Joe Francis, God help her.

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by Free Britney at

Christina McLarty is engaged to Joe Francis for some reason.

Regardless of what the heck she's thinking, Joe, who proposed earlier this summer, knows exactly what inspired him to take the plunge: Khlodom.

Close friends Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom spend a lot of time with them and helped show the Girls Gone Wild douche what life's really about.

Christina McLarty is marrying Joe Francis. Willingly!

"Khloe and Lamar make such an amazing couple. You see their energy together is real and true love," Francis gushed, apparently seriously. "Just spending time with [Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom] is full of happiness and laughter."

Of Christina McLarty, he adds, "My fiancee and I are the best of friends, just like Khloe and Lamar, and the next step for us to go down the aisle is only natural!"

Upon hearing of Joe's engagement, Khloe Tweeted simply: "U will love marriage!" Cute, but we would suggest she Tweet Christina "Think Be4 U Trust Some1."

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