by Mischalova at

How do you know when you're having a bad week? When memories of Paris Hilton nude are actually comforting compared to your current situation.

We're guessing that's how Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is feeling today, after he was indicted on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting over $20 million in phony receipts from previous tax returns.

Joe Francis, Random Girl

As first reported by thesmokinggun.com, court documents say Francis transferred millions of dollars from an offshore bank account to a U.S. brokerage account. If found guilty, Francis could face 10 years in prison, $500,000 in fines and probably never have the chance to capitalize on Antonella Barba.

On Tuesday, Francis was arrested at a Florida airport on an unrelated charge. A judge cited him for contempt of court after settlement talks soured with seven women who accused him of victimizing them by filming them in sexual situations while they were underage and on spring break in Panama City.

If he does end up in jail, at least Joe can fantasize about the time he bedded Kim Kardashian.

Then again, with her sex tape on the market, most guys can probably share most of that fantasy these days.

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by Mischalova at

If Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis wants to be like Jason Wahler, he has a lot of work to do.

Francis may have made like the star of MTV's The Hills by being arrested Tuesday in Florida, but it wasn't for anything as cool or tough as assault and criminal trespassing.

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Instead, the U.S. Marshal's Office in Panama City, Fla., booked Francis at 6:30 a.m. at the Panama City airport on a warrant seeking his arrest for criminal contempt of court. For someone who has slept with Kim Kardashian, that's pretty boring.

Currently, the man that made an offer to Antonella Barba for gobs of money is being held at the Bay County jail.

Although Francis' attorneys apparently released a statement saying the Girls Gone Wild head honcho was on his way to voluntarily turn himself in, the arrest was carried out by airport police who recognized him before he could present himself to the Marshal's Office.

A judge ordered Francis's arrest last week after Francis reportedly changed the terms of a settlement deal stemming from a 2003 lawsuit in which seven women accused him of victimizing them by filming their enormous boobs while they were on spring break in Panama City.

Francis was ordered by U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak to surrender to authorities in Panama City by noon Thursday to begin serving jail time for contempt of court, the city's News Herald reported. However, sources told People magazine that Francis missed the deadline.

Perhaps he was busy cleansing himself from the memories of Tara Reid nude.

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by Mischalova at

This headline is as shocking as "Drunk Sienna Miller Defends Britney, Lindsay," we know.

Even though Kim Kardashian did not ask anyone on The Hollywood Gossip staff for career advice, though, we're gonna offer the sex fiend some:

Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian
  • When you're trying to deny any participation in the release of a sex tape, it might be best to stay away from a guy who makes a living ... filming naked girls on tape.

Yes, that's Joe Francis with Kardashian.

They're posing at the Girls Gone Wild clothing line launch party.

And we probably don't have to mention the fact that pictures of him holding Paris Hilton's boobs were recently posted online. Or that Kim and Paris are best friends.

Or that you can draw your own conclusions from there.

As you do, make sure you include Lindsay Lohan in any scenario you envision because Francis is rumored to be dating the firecrotch queen.

Ray J, hurry up and get your camera!

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by Mischalova at

When Joe Francis and Howard Stern get together, you should probably put the women and children to bed before turning up the radio.

During their most recent conversation, however, it was Tara Reid who probably wishes she weren't listening.

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Stern asked Francis about the numerous celebrity babes he's bedded and Reid came in last - and not just in the category of worst boob job, for once. She was also accused of "pretty much" just lying there under the sheets. Ouch.

While the Girls Gone Wild creator didn't elaborate much on what Lindsay Lohan was like in the sack - apprently we can ask Brody Jenner now, though - he was clear on who was the best ... at everything.

It pains us to quote Francis on this, but he said: "[Paris Hilton] is the best ... Paris is amazing in bed ... better than anyone."

That's some high praise. Based on lewd pictures, though, we bet Katie Rees would have something to say about that. And it would be hot.

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by Free Britney at

The story floating around the Internet this week might make a person feel bad for Paris Hilton, but that implies two things:

  • You would ever feel bad for that waste Paris Hilton.
  • This is not a complete load of crap.

The horrible heiress claims that because she forgot to pay a $208 fee to a storage facility, the company sold her belongings. Which just happened to include sex tapes, nude pics showing hard core girl on girl action, personal diaries, etc.

Cy Waits and Paris Hilton

Now this would be a crazy invasion of privacy, but you can't really believe Stavros Niarchos' girlfriend isn't 100 percent behind it. Consider the following points:

  1. Multimillionaires with mansions do not need storage facilities.
  2. Even if they did, Paris wouldn't store her f*%king diary and pictures in it.
  3. Her only claim to fame is being a slut, therefore the release of new sex videos and raunchy, possibly nude pics at this time is a logical progression.

Case closed. This is no different from the original Paris Hilton sex tape, 1 Night in Paris, which she was "not behind" but still made money off of. Skank.

Anyway, here's a picture of Paris Hilton's breasts on a boat with Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild. There's a match made in heaven right there. As for Paris Hilton's pussy, we haven't seen that piece - but there's no doubt it's in one of the videos "stolen" from her.

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by Hilton Hater at

Lindsay Lohan is a girl almost always going wild.

Therefore, it should come as no surprise that the man rumored to be getting an up close and personal view of the world's most famous firecrotch is Joe Francis.

Broke and Likely Drunk

He's the creator of Girls Gone Wild.

According to The New York Post, Francis was actually by Lindsay's side during her appendectomy and hit up the Golden Globe party circuit with her last night.

This should be one development Jack Bauer is not surprised at.

The pairing of Lohan and Francis seems almost too perfect, with the latter a boob connossieur and the former a major boob.

We can't wait until this new couple hits the town with Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen.

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