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The Real Housewives of Miami's latest episode "Eager Beaver" has me convinced that the most annoying women involved in this franchise all live in Florida.

We recap all of the bitch slapping and back stabbing in our THG +/- review.

Beat Up on Karent Day

Apparently it's lets bitch about Karent night because everyone has something to say and admittedly, she's pretty good at giving them ammunition.

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The Real Housewives of Miami gossip, back stab, and cry "She Beat me to the Tweet!"  We break down all of the "nice nasties" in our THG +/- recap.

I have one thought when I watch this show. Miami is gorgeous. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the women, at least not after you spend some time with them.

Adriana's Lament

After last week's debacle at Mynt, Romain and Joanna need to talk.  He's fed up, with reason.  When Joanna plays it off like it was only because she was drunk, Romain shoots back "Maybe you're drunk every day."  Minus 12.  That's a big problem.

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Oh, the irony.

Just a couple days ago, Joanna Krupa complained that she isn't getting enough sex from her fiance.

Now, The Real Housewives of Miami star stands accused of selling her body for sex!

Beautiful Joanna Krupa

According to TMZ, Krupa's attorney has sent a letter to Nik Richie of TheDirty.com in response to that site's accusatory article, the headline for which reads: Joanna Krupa Is a Confirmed Hooker.

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The Real Housewives of Miami starts off with sun and fun and palm trees and ends with "A Mynt Meltdown" and one hot mess of a night. We recap all the tears, fears and accusations in our THG +/- review.

Daysy's Job

The help plays a big role in the lives of the Housewives and sometimes it's hard to figure out who works for whom.  Lisa's housekeeper/assistant/confidante Daysy's main job seems to be to keep Lisa company.  Minus 8.  How much do they pay her for that?

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Joanna Krupa has the 85th best bikini body on the planet, according to THG research.

Photos of Joanna Krupa nude has been known to crash servers around the country.

And yet this supermodel, who is now a Real Housewives of Miami cast member, can't get any at home.

A Joanna Krupa Photograph

"I feel deprived. I’m deprived of sex," the model tells The Daily Buzz, specifically calling out fiancé Romain Zagob. "I don’t get it as much as I would like to... every day would be nice."

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The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.

Elsa survived her collapse at the Food and Wine festival.  She was sent home from the hospital with a clean bill of health.  Plus 7.  Her only concern was whether she looked like a lady when she hit the floor.

Lisa & Lenny

Adriana drops in for a visit and Elsa gives her an opinion on her relationship with Frederic.  Frederic loves her more than she loves him and Adriana's still so scarred from her first marriage that she's not ready to get married.

Plus 10 because whether it's her psychic abilities or old fashioned common sense, Elsa is spot on.

Elsa's advice however leaves something to be desired.  She tells Adriana to put her head on the right pillow and that's the one that's full of money.  Minus 8.  Money helps but it won't keep you from getting your heart crushed.

Later Frederic tells her he wants to marry her now but he's willing to wait. He really seems to love her. Adriana says she wants to wait until the boat is finished. 

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeley Hazell bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #85: Joanna Krupa!

Joanna Krupa Bikini Photo

If you tuned in to last night's Real Housewives of Miami season premiere, you saw new cast member, model Joanna Krupa, at her gorgeous, unabashed best.

She goes hard, and doesn't give a $h!t what anyone thinks.

Outspoken as she is striking, the 33-year-old Polish-American beauty has stripped down for Playboy, Maxim and PETA, and appeared clothed on DWTS.

Long story short, she's hot. But don't get on her bad side.

Click to enlarge more Joanna Krupa photos below (some pretty NSFW ones after the jump, be forewarned), and check back for THG's bikini babe #84 ...

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The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

And yet, we are blessed with a revamped season two. Minus 8.

I thought the Real Housewives of Orange County and Beverly Hills had cornered the market on plastic. Boy, was I wrong. Step aside California. The ladies of Miami are lifted, tucked, botoxed, and enhanced beyond your wildest dreams or my nightmares. Minus 12. The shine off of all of that plastic is blinding me.

What Happened To Elsa?

Marysol's mother, Elsa is the obvious horror story.  What happened to this poor woman?  Was she a plastic surgery addict?  She says it was a surgical accident but can one bad surgery cause that?  Too bad her psychic powers couldn't tell her to find a better surgeon.

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Polish model Joanna Krupa enjoyed a day at the beach this week. She decided to show off her body in a bikini that routinely didn't do its job. Shucks.

In Santa Monica with her sister Marta, the sexy blonde rocked a tiny pink bikini as she frolicked on the beach and experienced a wardrobe malfunction.

To use the term loosely. It seems to have functioned just as she'd like:

  • Joanna Krupa Bikini Photo
  • Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip
  • Joanna Krupa, Bikini

The newest cast member on The Real Housewives Of Miami gives us a glimpse of what viewers can anticipate when she graces our screens next season. Click to enlarge.

When they weren't mugging for photographers and pretending to show nipples by mistake, the Krupa sisters played frisbee before catching some rays.

Just a day in the life of a gorgeously shameless model.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Men everywhere can see Joanna Krupa nude in Playboy or ads for PETA. But in person, that honor is reserved exclusively for one lucky nightclub owner now.

The model will wed Romain Zago, who owns Mynt Lounge, a celeb-friendly club in Miami. She confirmed this by changing her Facebook status to "engaged."

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

"They got engaged like a month and a half ago," a source close to the model tells Us Weekly, noting that "They've been together for three or four years."

Three or four sexless years for Romain Zago, at least while Joanna was competing on Dancing with the Stars. Dude was not getting any for a time there.

We imagine that'll turn around on their honeymoom!

Romain Zago will soon become the future Mr. Joanna Krupa!

A two-time Playboy cover girl, Krupa hails from Warsaw, Poland, and moved to Chicago when she was five. She's far from unattractive ... or soft-spoken.

Zago knows he got a keeper, too. He recently gushed of his new love on Facebook: "Joanna, most beautiful woman in the world and me, average..."

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Joanna Krupa Biography

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Joanna Krupa
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