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The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.

Elsa survived her collapse at the Food and Wine festival.  She was sent home from the hospital with a clean bill of health.  Plus 7.  Her only concern was whether she looked like a lady when she hit the floor.

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Adriana drops in for a visit and Elsa gives her an opinion on her relationship with Frederic.  Frederic loves her more than she loves him and Adriana's still so scarred from her first marriage that she's not ready to get married.

Plus 10 because whether it's her psychic abilities or old fashioned common sense, Elsa is spot on.

Elsa's advice however leaves something to be desired.  She tells Adriana to put her head on the right pillow and that's the one that's full of money.  Minus 8.  Money helps but it won't keep you from getting your heart crushed.

Later Frederic tells her he wants to marry her now but he's willing to wait. He really seems to love her. Adriana says she wants to wait until the boat is finished. 

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeley Hazell bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #85: Joanna Krupa!

Joanna Krupa Bikini Photo

If you tuned in to last night's Real Housewives of Miami season premiere, you saw new cast member, model Joanna Krupa, at her gorgeous, unabashed best.

She goes hard, and doesn't give a $h!t what anyone thinks.

Outspoken as she is striking, the 33-year-old Polish-American beauty has stripped down for Playboy, Maxim and PETA, and appeared clothed on DWTS.

Long story short, she's hot. But don't get on her bad side.

Click to enlarge more Joanna Krupa photos below (some pretty NSFW ones after the jump, be forewarned), and check back for THG's bikini babe #84 ...

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The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

And yet, we are blessed with a revamped season two. Minus 8.

I thought the Real Housewives of Orange County and Beverly Hills had cornered the market on plastic. Boy, was I wrong. Step aside California. The ladies of Miami are lifted, tucked, botoxed, and enhanced beyond your wildest dreams or my nightmares. Minus 12. The shine off of all of that plastic is blinding me.

What Happened To Elsa?

Marysol's mother, Elsa is the obvious horror story.  What happened to this poor woman?  Was she a plastic surgery addict?  She says it was a surgical accident but can one bad surgery cause that?  Too bad her psychic powers couldn't tell her to find a better surgeon.

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Polish model Joanna Krupa enjoyed a day at the beach this week. She decided to show off her body in a bikini that routinely didn't do its job. Shucks.

In Santa Monica with her sister Marta, the sexy blonde rocked a tiny pink bikini as she frolicked on the beach and experienced a wardrobe malfunction.

To use the term loosely. It seems to have functioned just as she'd like:

  • Joanna Krupa Bikini Photo
  • Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip
  • Joanna Krupa, Bikini

The newest cast member on The Real Housewives Of Miami gives us a glimpse of what viewers can anticipate when she graces our screens next season. Click to enlarge.

When they weren't mugging for photographers and pretending to show nipples by mistake, the Krupa sisters played frisbee before catching some rays.

Just a day in the life of a gorgeously shameless model.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Men everywhere can see Joanna Krupa nude in Playboy or ads for PETA. But in person, that honor is reserved exclusively for one lucky nightclub owner now.

The model will wed Romain Zago, who owns Mynt Lounge, a celeb-friendly club in Miami. She confirmed this by changing her Facebook status to "engaged."

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

"They got engaged like a month and a half ago," a source close to the model tells Us Weekly, noting that "They've been together for three or four years."

Three or four sexless years for Romain Zago, at least while Joanna was competing on Dancing with the Stars. Dude was not getting any for a time there.

We imagine that'll turn around on their honeymoom!

Romain Zago will soon become the future Mr. Joanna Krupa!

A two-time Playboy cover girl, Krupa hails from Warsaw, Poland, and moved to Chicago when she was five. She's far from unattractive ... or soft-spoken.

Zago knows he got a keeper, too. He recently gushed of his new love on Facebook: "Joanna, most beautiful woman in the world and me, average..."

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A few months ago, Joanna Krupa was just another beautiful super model.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But then the Polish native appeared on Dancing with the Stars, posed topless for PETA - and really drew the ire of the Catholic Church by covering her naked body with a crucifix.

Krupa's defense of this controversial ad? God agrees with me.

With The Big Guy already on her side, birthday wishes from anyone else would likely pale in comparison. Still, we encourage readers to send in comments to Krupa today, as she turns 31. In the model's honor, we've posted a photo montage below.

It includes the aforementioned, scandalous, cross-themed nude picture...

Gone Topless
  • Nude for PETA
  • Joanna and Derek
  • Krupa, Joanna
  • Joanna Krupa, Playboy Cover
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  • Two Hotties
  • Hot Dancer
  • Joanna Krupa, Maxim
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When it comes to posing with a crucifix over her vagina and breasts, Joanna Krupa says God is on her side.

We wonder how He feels about the model talking openly about sex with her fiance, Romain Zago.

Joanna Krupa Playboy Photo

In October, Krupa told E! News that practicing for Dancing with the Stars was taking up all her energy. She couldn't even give it to her man at night!

"I have no time for anything except rehearsals," she said. "When I get home from rehearsals, I don't want to be bothered. Cuddling is enough for me."

God really didn't make this body for cuddling, Joanna...

Now that she's no longer dancing with any stars, does Krupa get it on with Zago on a regular basis? Not exactly.

"It hasn't really improved," she told E! over the weekend "My fiancé left town right as my time on the show ended... Hopefully, we will finally you know... It's been most of the duration of the show, which was 14 weeks... he's not very happy."

Don't worry, Romain. Next month, you can be one of the millions of men around the world that sees Krupa naked in Playboy. That should be comforting.

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God gave Joanna Krupa incredibly good looks.

According to the supermodel - who is feuding with the Catholic League after the organization took issue with her naked use of a crucifix in a recent poster for PETA - the Big Man Upstairs also gave her the right to exploit religion for attention.

In an interview with TV Guide, Krupa admits this is her goal. Here's what she has to say on the controversial topic...

On the Catholic theme of her ad: When PETA approached me to do an ad again, my team told them we wanted to make sure the concept is controversial, sadly, because that's the only way to get your message out there. It takes controversial photos for us to think about pressing issues.

Otherwise, we would rather go on watching and debating Jon and Kate [Gosselin]'s financial fights or Lady Gaga's costumes, while millions of helpless animals are dying.

J. Krupa

On negative feedback: I was prepared to earn criticism and create controversy, but that was the whole point — to stir up emotions. To make people think, talk, discuss and direct attention to the horrific fact that millions of innocent animals are being euthanized each year.

On her beliefs: I, like many, see no clash or contradiction between a partially nude body and a cross. I am a proud Catholic and I am sure God is looking down shaking His head in disagreement with the Catholic League's comments.

Check out Krupa's racy, cross-themed ad NOW and take a side in this feud below:

 

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Thank you, Catholic Church!

For months, The Hollywood Gossip has been calling out PETA for its attention-seeking tactics; the charity clearly cares more about making headlines with racy ads than actually saving animals.

Now, we've got the backing of over one billion people, as the Catholic League has taken issue with PETA's latest, ridiculous poster: a shot of Joanna Krupa naked, covering herself with a cross.

Wrote Catholic League President Bill Donohue in a statement:

"The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don't rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims.

"PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101."

Nude for PETA

Responded Krupa:

"As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads. I'm doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of God's creation."

That's dandy, Joanna. But can you explain how posing nude, with a crucifix covering your private parts, is remotely related to that cause? No way it's to hype your upcoming Playboy pictorial, right?

"I think worrying about going topless in a photo shoot or film is really ridiculous," Krupa said to Fox News. "And the fact is, Pope John Paul said, since we were born naked, it is art, and it's just showing a beautiful body that God created."

Somewhere, Levi Johnston is nodding in agreement.

Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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Joanna Krupa has a message for animals killers across the world:

Stop killing animals... or I'll keep taking my clothes off!

The model and former Dancing with the Stars contestant might wanna rethink her strategy. After all, we're not about to go stomp on any puppies - but Krupa's multiple, naked PETA campaigns aren't exactly turning us off to the idea, either.

Nude for PETA

The latest poster showcases the beauty's affection for animal adoption and canine safety. She says:

“We’re trying to spread the word that breeding isn’t the way to go. Somebody needs to put their foot down and stop this breeding and these puppy mills... [T]hey’re in these little tiny cages, and all they’re doing is breeding their whole life."

Hey, if a picture of Joanna Krupa nude, covered by a cross, doesn't stop this transgression, nothing will!

Joanna Krupa Nude

Joanna Krupa has made it clear: she'll keep getting naked until all the animals on the planet are safe!

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