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Firing the latest salvo in their war of words (or clothes), Joanna Krupa stuck it to Brandi Glanville in amusing fashion, rocking a Team Rimes t-shirt around Miami.

Krupa emblazoned the message - an obvious diss to Glanville, whose ex-husband Eddie Cibrian left her for LeAnn Rimes - on a black tank top with white letters.

On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Brandi Glanville accused her of an affair with RHOBH co-star Yolanda Foster's ex-husband Mohamed Hadid.

Krupa fired back on Twitter, writing, "No wonder her husband left her." Glanville then took the feud to the next level by making a vulgar remark on WWHL:

"Well, Mohamed did tell me that [Joanna Krupa's p--sy smelled]. It's true! I'm not lying! Lisa [Vanderpump] was there when he said it. Sorry, bitch. I win!"

Actually, we think humanity just lost. Great shirt, though.

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Joanna Krupa may come across like a model confident in her looks.

But she admits in a new interview that it wasn't always this way.

The Real Housewives of Miami star tells People that she suffered through an eating disorder during her younger days when she was trying to make it in the fashion world and was displeased with her figure.

"I gained weight and struggled to lose it quickly in order to pursue my dreams of being a model," Krupa says. "Being 20 years old, I had no idea how to lose weight fast and laxatives were an easy way out."

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The Real Housewives of Miami take the stage for the final time this season in their "Reunion Part 2" and why won't someone use their black magic to make it all go away…or at least turn down the volume. We recap it all in our THG +/- review.

This was the reunion show that went from silly to sad to pathetic. Plus 20 because that's a lot of ground to cover in just an hour.

A Little Black Magic

It was almost comical how each housewife turned on one another…and not in a good way.  They all came across as a bunch of crazy, evil witches with few exceptions.

Minus 33 to Joanna Krupa for that smarmy smile she was wearing after her personal makeup artist tore Lisa Hochstein apart back stage. Really Joanna, we thought you were better than that. Apparently we were wrong.

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Brandi Glanville certainly isn't know to hold back (ask LeAnn Rimes) but this recent remark about Joanna Krupa came as a shock by even her standards.

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star took a crude shot at The Real Housewives of Miami cast member, citing something she says she heard from Krupa's ex.

Because there's no better way to word it ... she claims Joanna's vadge reeks.

Brandi Glanville made the statement on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, where she was talking about Krupa's history with a man she used to know well.

Earlier, Brandi said Krupa contributed to the end of her friend Yolanda Foster‘s marriage by bedding her then-husband, real estate tycoon Mohamed Hadid.

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The Real Housewives of Miami reunion could have been a lot of fun. Instead it was nothing but a lot of expensive dresses on some very shady ladies.

We break it all down in our THG +/- review.

Unhappy Housewives

During the season finale it felt like The Real Housewives of Miami had found some stable ground. Lisa and Joanna had made up. J

oanna and Adriana were working on things and even though Lea told Adriana they'd never be friends again, at least she was calm when she said it.

But if the finale was calm, the reunion show was like a Miami hurricane blowing through.

Plus 15. It starts out friendly enough. Lea Black tells Andy that all of her diamonds are real while Adriana actually manages to show up on time for a change.

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The Real Housewives of Miami turned Joanna Krupa into "Mrs. Zago" this week... but it wasn't easy. We recap a wedding journey worthy of a hangover in THG's +/- review.

Joanna lamented being "stuck a rental car with these crazy bitches…" on a road trip from Las Vegas to San Diego. Maybe she should have thought about that before they decided to board that party bus. Minus 18.

Mr & Mrs. Zago

Could no one figure out how to set an alarm? The morning after was almost completely over by the time these party goers woke up…and missed their flight.

When panic set in it was Lea Black to the rescue. Plus 30. She rented an SUV and the ladies headed out on a high speed road trip.

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The Real Housewives of Miami play drop your top, but just with friends. Can we "Blame It on the Alcohol" or is it just a case of Miami girls gone wild?

We break down all the twerking and stripper poles in THG's +/- recap ...

Topless in Miami

It's Vegas baby and Lisa Hochstein's hosting Joanna Krupa's bachelorette party at The Palms. Plus 20. Get ready for some late nights, sun filled days, and topless fun.

Yup. the girls get topless because isn't that what you do with your friends?

Joanna decided to drop her top in the pool and then went around removing the bikini tops of her friends. Plus 15. Adriana certainly didn't seem to mind.

Alexia put hers back on…and did anyone notice that Lisa's never came off but she was far more drunk than anyone there?

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The Real Housewives of Miami have a serious "Bridesmaid Breakdown" as Lisa Hochstein got kicked out of the wedding party. We recap it all in our THG +/- review.

There's a difference between being the peacemaker and turning into meddling buttinsky and this week Lisa Hochstein drove right over that line in her hot little Ferrari. Minus 18.

Bridesmaid Debacle

And in Miami, when you stick your nose in the wrong place, you risk having to have your plastic surgeon hubby have to fix it for your later. LIsa was definitely treading on dangerous territory with Joanna Krupa but she just couldn't leave it alone.

As Lisa kept insisting everyone should get along simply because she said so, Joanna shot back, "If someone called you a f*cking hooker and tried to ruin your reputation I think you'd be upset."

Point to Joanna. Plus 25.

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The Real Housewives of Miami set out to visit Texas as "The Black Sheep" went home. We recap the bull riding and cult status in our THG +/- review.

An Adorable New Addition

While Alexia celebrated her 10th wedding anniversary, Adriana worked on letting her son grow up and Joanna Krupa welcomed an adorable new addition (Plus 15!) into her home, it was Lea Black who took center stage on this week's Housewives.

The moment we set foot in Texas I immediately wondered… why isn't there The Real Housewives of Texas? Minus 22.

Seems to me the ladies of Dallas could easily give The Real Housewives of Orange County, Miami, Beverly Hills, and Atlanta a run for their money.

With all the drama and ridiculous displays of wealth? What are you waiting for, Bravo?

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The Real Housewives of Miami viewers experienced a true "Brazilian Bridezilla" as Adriana planned the perfect wedding, and then almost destroyed it.

We break it all down in THG's +/- recap!

Bridezilla Moment

So how does the perfect wedding day start? With the groom giving the bride B12 vitamin shots in her butt. Minus 15. Can you feel the romance?

Next comes a discussion about pre-wedding waxing. No not the cars… Adriana. She needs her eyebrows done and her private regions.

Frederick's looking for a "happy trail" but Adriana tells him she's got the "Amazon." He makes a face and says he wants the "Sahara" for their wedding night.

Minus 40. Seriously folks. Way too much information.

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Joanna Krupa Biography

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Warsaw, Polana
Full Name
Joanna Krupa
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